It had started out as a usual morning in the Fort Hubcaps Headquarters. Ziva had been sat in her office, reading through her favourite newspaper, when her favourite bird flitted into her mind. Unable to get her mind back to business, she instead began to hum a tune that'd plagued her mind for a number of weeks - a catchy number, something she felt certain would be a future hit. 

Feeling a song coming on, Ziva dresses up smart and heads out onto the streets, to declare her love for the sexiest bird she ever did see. A little nervous, but confident that her lyrical wizardary will be enough to woo her bird-loved, she finds an overturned milk crate, steps up onto it, and begins to sing nervously. 

Kpacumup's LH has got it goin' on
Kpacumup's LH has got it goin' on
Kpacumup's LH has got it goin' on
Kpacumup's LH has got it goin' on

Kpacu can I come over, to your HQ? (to your HQ)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your Penquin get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the Mossad agent I used to be
I'm a crewleader now, penquin can't you see

Kpacu's LH has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Penquin can't you see, you're just the bird for me, 
I know it might be wrong, but I love the Penquinny one!

Kpacumup's LH has got it goin' on
Kpacumup's LH has got it goin' on

Penquin, do you remember when I fed you krill? (fed you krill)
You splashed around, with a towel to sunbathe on (sunbathe on)
I could tell you liked me from the way you fished (the way you fished)
And the way you said, "Throw more fishes over there" (over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since Toucan walked out, you could use a Ziva like me

Kpacu's LH has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Penquin can't you see, you're just the bird for me, 
I know it might be wrong, but I love the Penquinny one!

Kpacu's LH has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Penquin can't you see, you're just the bird for me, 
I know it might be wrong but oh oh 
(I know it might be wrong) 
 I love the Penquinny one! (Penquinny one oh oh) 
(Penquinny one oh oh) 
I'm in love with the Penquinny one!

Blushing a light shade of rad, Ziva hops down from her makeshift stage and sits on a nearby bench, hoping that word of mouth will bring news of her song to Penquin.

Yo yo, sexy Ziva! Let's do it

Penquin has been working all week
9 to 5 for my money, robbing them stores!
So when the weekend comes
I go get live with the Ziva! Oh yeah baby. 

Rolling down the street
I saw Ziva and she was fucking pumping
I winked my eye, she got into the ride, fuck yeah
Went to a club was waddling

Introduce myself as the Penquin!
She said, "You're a liar"
I said, I have got it going on Ziva doll
And I'm on fire!!!!

Took her to the hotel she said
"You're the Penquin"
I said, "Be my queen if you know what I mean
And let us do the wild thing

Wild thing, wooooooosh!
Wild thing, wooooooosh!

Shopping at the mall
Looking for some fishies to buy
I saw Ziva she cool rocked my world
And I had to adjust my fly, ha, fly!

Ziva looked at me and smiled and said
You have plans for the night?
I said, Hopefully if things go
Well, I'll be with you tonight.

Wild thing, wooooooosh!
Wild thing, wooooooosh!

Alabama hears the dulcet tones of Ziva being matched by the sweet melodious mumbles of Penquin. She can't help but pour out her own heart, to show her true feelings for the former Mossad Agent.

You are my fire

The one desire
Believe when I say
I want you Ziva

But we are two Cities apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want my Penquin

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a flightless bird
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but fish food
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want  my Penquin

Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But I want you Ziva

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a waste of fish
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a starter dish
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want my Penquin

Now I can see that we're falling apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance (12hrs!!)
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...

You are my fire
The one desire
Ziva
Ziva, Ziva, Ziva

Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a frozen bird
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (it can't even fly!)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
I want my Penquin

Tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a 12hr flight
Ain't nothin' but an HQ move
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (never wanna hear you say)
I want my Penquin

'Cause I want you Ziva

AlabamaWorley you're a real hot noobie with a new hairdo
Your fancy bold suit and your fortifications
Long legs and a mini skirt
Yeah you know what works and you work it hard
You smile like such a lady innocent and sweet  
You drive my Ziva crazy....
But any penquin can see that you're just a .....
Penquinwrecker 

Alabama I know what you're doing!
You think you're gonna ruin what I got with the Ziva, But you're not 
Yeah you little rogue! 
I'll teach you a lesson  
If you get to messing with my Ziva
You don't stand a chance
No, you're just a homewrecker.... Rogue!!! 

I'm sure you waited for a long, long time 
To find a Ziva like mine 
But honey you're too late
So before you go and make your move 
Maybe me and you should get a few things straight
There's two ways we can do this
I'll let you decide 
You can take it to New York or we can duel you little penquinwrecker  

Alabama I know what you're doing!
You think you're gonna ruin what I got with the Ziva, But you're not 
Yeah you little rogue! 
I'll teach you a lesson
If you get to messing with my Ziva
You don't stand a chance
No, you're just a penquinwrecker.... Rogue!!! 

Now honey I'm a Penquin, But if you keep it up
I'm gonna go to kicking your pretty little butt 
Is that clear enough yeah, you little .... Penquinwrecker!