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| The night before Christmas in all 7 cities | Started by: Gambino on Dec 06, '08 00:27 |
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I'm sorry about this Gambino. I was under the impression that, seeing as we're all thieving, conniving lowlife scum, I would be able to talk freely; I guess I was wrong though. I shall also make a note to to employ the use of sarcasm and irony in future. |
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| Reply by: Oasis at Dec 06, '08 17:47 | |
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Let me see if I have the straight. You said, "You disgust me. All of you. So triumphant with your inane poems and ditties, whilst you forget the true meaning of Christmas." And I replied, "And as for me disgusting you, I am happy to inform you that the feeling is mutual, so at least we agree on something. Suffice it to say we don't share the same views on poetry." As I see it, you DID speak freely and so did I. I don't see any problem with either. |
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| Reply by: Gambino at Dec 06, '08 18:10 | |
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| To not employ the use of sarcasm and irony I should've said there. I apologise for my speech impediment, unfortunately I'm a serial pisshead. | |
| Reply by: Oasis at Dec 06, '08 18:10 | |
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| It's all in fun. No worries. | |
| Reply by: Gambino at Dec 06, '08 18:13 | |
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Mitch waves to the crowd and takes his place in front of the podium. Since Lord Byron and Browning are no longer alive, I won't keep you waiting for a real poet to arrive. Yes, your wait is now over for the great Mitch is here. I'll recite merry verses full of good Christmas cheer. Gambino, you tried and I'll give you that much, though Hayley was better with her message and such. My salute goes to Handi who made honest requests asking for bullets and smexy gals with big...Christmas lists. Let's eat, drink and be merry inside all HQ walls. Merry Christmas this year and happy crime-ing to all! |
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| Reply by: Mitch at Dec 06, '08 20:09 | |
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Hayley was better?! Ouch. Beaten by a girl. At least it was a smexy girl :D |
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| Reply by: Gambino at Dec 06, '08 20:40 | |
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Aw, I'm sorry Gam, I really wasn't trying to show you up. She smiles, acting all sweet and innocent. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Dec 06, '08 20:43 | |
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| LOL ^_^ | |
| Reply by: Creator at Dec 06, '08 20:44 | |
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Gambino blushes as Hayley flashes her smiles. Awww..if you really want to make me feel better, you will have dinner with me instead of Handi or Mitch :D |
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| Reply by: Gambino at Dec 06, '08 20:47 | |
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Are you asking me on a date? I mean, to choose between the three of you, that's a difficult decision. She just grins, and decides to mess with him a bit. And with you? Well, I don't know. That's asking a lot of me to be seen in public with you. She tries not to laugh as he looks at her a bit shocked. I'm totally kidding. Of course I will have dinner with you. Can't think of anyone else I would rather go with. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Dec 06, '08 21:30 | |
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Smiles politely at Gambino, Mitch, and Handiman Bah, you guys should just ask the Rourkes out on dates... It's not like you're bound to run out of them to date. Walks away laughing out loud |
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| Reply by: Teruzio at Dec 06, '08 22:02 | |
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I've enjoyed what I've heard out here so far. I have a contribution to our holiday celebration. It's a letter to Santa. Zoey took a piece of paper out of her pocket, unfolded it and read the words written on it. Dear Santa, listen up, you old fat fuck. I heard Gambino wants a toy fire truck You better put it under his tree or this will be the last Christmas you'll see. If you don't give Hayley anything she asks for Mrs. Clause will be working in Detroit as a whore. If you don't want your eyes poked out with a fork don't forget about Azuela in New York. Mane better be on your list of good boys or your elves won't be alive to make anymore toys. If you don't want my Christmas dinner to be a reindeer roast deliver a new car to Prozac on the west coast. Jimmy in Philly deserves something nice and fun, make it extra special or your holiday racket will be done. If you don't want to be fitted for cement shoes you'll give Handiman some hookers, drugs and booze. Dante wants a statue of a woman made of glass. If he doesn't get it I'll send the Rourkes to violate your ass. Last but not least, grant all of Marietta's Christmas wishes or you, Saint Nick, will be swimmin with the fishes. Love, Zoey |
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| Reply by: Zoey at Dec 06, '08 22:03 | |
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Perhaps I should've not been so quick to criticise, Gambino; after all, it is true that the greatest of artists are never appreciated in their own life time. Nevertheless, I shall prevail with my poem writing, hopefully you shall find this slightly more to your taste: They say that love is there for those who search, Then why, do those who seek find only hurt? It's true, I yearn for you upon your perch. It's surely love, though also nipples pert. But my flame burns for more than your flesh, Your mind, your heart and soul I too covet. Our love could stretch from here to Marrakesh To you I'll ne'er say "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet." So this season, please say that you'll be mine Or into a downward spiral I'll fall Say yes, and our Christmas will divine Say no, I fucking swear I'll end it all! So my suicide will be on your mind, Unless you let me touch your soft behind. Sadly, I started writing this sonnet to prove that I am deeper than your average puddle, yet I have still concluded with vulgarity and the thread of suicide. Still, fucking iambic pentameter amirite?! |
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| Reply by: Oasis at Dec 06, '08 23:10 | |
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Notice I've deliberately missed out some words in my poem there. It will be a fun festive game if you fill them in yourself so the bastarding thing makes sense! Takes a bow and exits stage left. |
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| Reply by: Oasis at Dec 06, '08 23:13 | |
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Gambino stands to applaud, gives a two-finger whistle and a few w00t w00ts! By Jove everyone here has done one kick-ass fine job, but the magnificent Zoey has just blown us all out of the water! Therefore, by the authority vested in me--by me of course-- I hereby declare Zoey the Poet Laureate of all 7 cities! (Disclaimer: I reserve the right to revoke this title without notice and award it to Hayley should Hayley deem it a prerequisite to having dinner with me as promised in the aforementioned entry. Also, the awarding of the Poet Laureate crown shall not occur until all entries are in, and even then it is contingent upon the possibility that the Godmother may enter and goodness knows we shan't piss her off, especially right here at Christmas. |
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| Reply by: Gambino at Dec 07, '08 00:38 | |
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A young chap from chistmas town,New Orleans walked through the street and he was up and about...He danced and pranced and threw up on some old guys shoes... "Shall I take a knock at it Gambino?I'd love to use my poems..." Ok...Let's see now.......Ah yes ! When all was asleep and snug in their beds a certain person was at hand. He was crazy he was happy, he was drunk and he was punked. They say he's a legend, a figment of your imagination, but oh boy let me tell you, he's as real as a snore... His jolly big belly and his cigar like a camp fire, he'd huff and puff til he was out like sunshine at winter. Let's say he'll hiss and purr. But he'll bite you and claw you for he is... Gambino the Solver |
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| Reply by: Chasm at Dec 07, '08 04:30 | |
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| ya, i do, no disrespect, just listen...bitch u dnt even know the half about me i brig it straight t ur chest ask ur staff about me im just a lil bit older plus a whole lot wiser, i might advise ya, or i might pulverize ya, i can visit any city gt respect in the streets, while ur alone in ur room shook to death of the streets, i take a second to speak, i keep my weapon in reach, i ait talkin romance, but ull gt swept off ur feet, i keeps i ghetto chick that loves to blast n peddle shit, groupies fake moves i gt her to settle shit, u can't compare to the status right here, legendary worldwide, we can battle right here, listen junior imma tear bak ur wig, this aint T.V., but ill show u wat a "fear factor" is, stop grillin me, n all that frontin' is killin' me, u leave me no choice but to hurt ur feelings, G... | |
| Reply by: luciano35 at Dec 07, '08 04:33 | |
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Alright here it goes, no booing aloud. Drink some whiskey, have a smoke Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Fill the coffers selling coke Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Evade the cops when doing a crime Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Cause it sucks, doing time Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la The cities are over flowing with Rourkes Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Someone needs to wack that damn stork Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la The title of Don has now been bestowed Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Zoey, Mane, Azuela & Jimmy, the list does grow Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Santa's giving out gifts left and right Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Who gets Zoey & Halley is cause for a fight Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la The Boing was lost, but now is found Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la That alone is cause for celebration all around Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la |
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| Reply by: 2ataTime at Dec 07, '08 13:32 | |
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| Hilarious! Hats off to ya 2ataTime! | |
| Reply by: Gambino at Dec 07, '08 14:48 | |
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| OMG that is one sick song man well done to you there very well made :D | |
| Reply by: Death-Knight at Dec 07, '08 16:22 | |
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