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| Choke On This! | Started by: MyObsessionWithFire on Dec 07, '08 23:27 |
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MyObsessionWithFire steps out of Azuela’s New York headquarters smelling the fresh air. He looks to the left and notices his posse: Phantom-Ghost, WildTurkey, Legolas, and Hayley already standing at the corner, awaiting his arrival. He greets the BFN Posse and they make their way down the road. He slides his arm around Hayley and chuckles. They reach the main district for their way of life and he sees an empty soap box calling his name to speak. He lets go of Hayley and winks as he walks toward the soap box. Before he steps up, he puts his lighter in his pocket, which he had been playing with since he left the HQ. He steps up on the box and clears his throat to get the attention of the masses. Hello. I know you people aren’t accustomed to seeing me before you out here on our streets, but get used to it, because I will be appearing out here on a more frequent basis. I am here for a couple of reasons, and the first is to formally congratulate, no matter how late it is, my good friend HandiMan, and his organization, the WheelChair Cartel, for making their way out here and becoming official. Congratulations my friend, I know you will do well. Our bloodlines go quite a way back, and I’ve watched you go through all the troubles you’ve faced with courage and determination, it’s very admirable in my eyes. This is the reason it gives me great pleasure to see you strutting around in your bold suit. If you ever need anything, you know you can always come to me, and I will do my best to help. Anyway, moving on… I am also here to announce that I will be reopening the BFN Studio for all of your tattoo/portrait needs. The cheapest, and best tattoos/portraits in our world today. Only because they are created by the one, the only, Buddy Fucking Nielson, which is me by the way. He smirks after the last comment then continues. If you are interested to see my work you can check the art on myself, or the rest of my posse. They are pretty nice if you ask me, but that’s why I’m making them right? BFN Studio will be opening in the great city of New York. I hope to see all of you there for the grand opening. Now, last but not least… I am also here to announce the formation of the greatest group of people you will ever meet in your entire life…We are known as the BFN Posse. We will be rocking your gaces ‘til the sun comes up…then we will continue rocking your gace for the rest of the day. We consist of a very tight knit group of people. Buddy Fucking Nielson, which is myself, Phantom-Ghost, WildTurkey, Legolas, and Hayley. That’s right we can have hotties in our posse too! Be on the look out for the great achievements we will achieve. Also, if you feel worthy of the BFN Posse, we are very selectively recruiting. Got what it takes? We’ll see. BFN steps down from the soap box and puts his arm back around Hayley. He reaches into his pocket and grabs his pack of smokes and his lighter. He lights the lighter, admires the flame for a second, then lights his cigarette as the BFN Posse vanish into the darkness… |
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You see the man walk up to MyObsessionWithFire as he steps off and whisper something in his ear, they both begin to chuckle Thats right folks, we are the BFN Posse and we will, we will ROCK YOU. You see the man begin to walk away from the crowd with his posse |
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| Reply by: Legolas at Dec 07, '08 23:42 | |
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Zoey sighed and shook her head. I'm so disappointed in the last part of this speech. The mafia isn't about friendship. It's about family first and family always. It disgusts me that you are out here promoting your group of friends and recruiting for them. Where is your loyalty to your family? and what is it exactly you want us to choke on, young man? |
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| Reply by: Zoey at Dec 07, '08 23:49 | |
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Nods at Don Zoey's Comment I couldn't agree more with the Don. Friendship is a luxury in this thing of ours - not a necessity like family. Also, this announcement is more like a declaration of intent of hostilities against every Mafioso who is NOT "BFN Posse" rather than something constructive. Personally, I would retract much of what was said here as this is dangerous language to use in this thing of ours - especially by "Made Men" Tips hat and escorts the Don back to the family HQ |
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| Reply by: Teruzio at Dec 07, '08 23:52 | |
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What Zoey said!!! You guys sicken me... seriously! |
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| Reply by: Winslow at Dec 07, '08 23:53 | |
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Ma'am, my loyalties are to Mr. Azuela, and he knows it. He knows that there is nothing I wouldn't do to save his life. Hence the reason he felt it right to promote me to the great rank of Made Man. Yes these people are my best friends. I would do anything for them, and they also know that my family comes first. Just because I have a group of friends that follow me doesn't mean that I am showing disrespect to my family. And if you feel I am disrespecting, I am sorry you feel that way. Azuela and I are very close, and he knows my life is devoted to them. And I am not wanting you to choke on anything...just seeing how people would take it. |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Dec 07, '08 23:55 | |
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Ma'am, my loyalties are to Mr. Azuela, and he knows it. He knows that there is nothing I wouldn't do to save his life. Hence the reason he felt it right to promote me to the great rank of Made Man. Yes these people are my best friends. I would do anything for them, and they also know that my family comes first. Just because I have a group of friends that follow me doesn't mean that I am showing disrespect to my family. And if you feel I am disrespecting, I am sorry you feel that way. Azuela and I are very close, and he knows my life is devoted to them. And I am not wanting you to choke on anything...just seeing how people would take it. |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Dec 07, '08 23:55 | |
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Oh and now he repeats everything that he says. Sighs What has this world came too? Runs away crying from the horrible witnesses he has just witnessed witnessfully. |
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| Reply by: Winslow at Dec 07, '08 23:57 | |
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Sits down and shakes her head in disappointment I must agree with Zoey, Teruzio and Winslow. |
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| Reply by: PoisonIvy at Dec 08, '08 00:14 | |
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Now now guys and gals, lets not be too harsh on this attempt to promote his business and his somewhat self gratification. But rather wish him good luck on his business venture. Its not everyday that someone comes out here with such confidence. So much in fact that it does deserve a little time to run with the mass congratulations from the sheep that stand before us. Afterward, us vultures may then decide to come in and pick it apart. But seeing that it has already fallen from grace... All I can say is, what a tight knit group of misfits you have, some who I have gotten to know, can't say that you could have chosen a better bunch. But why come out here and announce it in this manner? I have a group of my own, Its called STFU! Kinda like the Riot! but without the nice people with guns. Just people with guns, horrid, ugly on the inside kind of people. Enough said. Also selectively recruiting I might add. Looks through the stack of applications. Zoey is on the top of my list! Damn it! She didn't put her number on it...I'll get it some day. I'm sure some idiot will come out in an attempt to bash this. The entire speech was full of sarcasm. Or was it? Mickey crawled back into the cheap bar he came out of. |
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| Reply by: MickeyRourke at Dec 08, '08 00:16 | |
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Well I'm sorry for your confusion. For those that know me, if I were to making a threat of any kind, I wouldn't be sugar coating it. I would come out with my intentions. I don't keep my thoughts secret. Yes...I said I was recruiting, that is a message to my friends saying that I welcome the company. I have never once said a word about a world take over, or anything of that sort. Just having some fun, isn't that what life is all about? Following our bliss, living life how we want. Think what you want. If anything were to happen with me, it would have happened already. No worries, the BFN Posse isnt here to harm you... |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Dec 08, '08 00:18 | |
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| No, your words weren't directly disrespectful to your family, but promoting your group of friends was disrespectful to this thing of ours. This is the mafia. Not a social gathering. | |
| Reply by: Zoey at Dec 08, '08 00:20 | |
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I'm not exactly sure how promoting friendship is disrespectful. I seem to recall a certain lady devoting her entire family to friendship...but this is beyond the point. I can't control what you all think, nor do I plan to try. Think what you want, I know what actions lay before me better than anyone else. But as I've said, I don't keep secrets... Thank you for your time. I bid you adieu. |
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| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Dec 08, '08 00:25 | |
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Follows the Don back to the street quickly for one more response After what Don Zoey said, I'll consider this formal "BFN Posse" announcement, swallowed Tips hat |
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| Reply by: Teruzio at Dec 08, '08 00:26 | |
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| On one more note...the recruiting thing was merely a joke to the other friends of mine that are not currently a part the BFN Posse...you all took it the wrong way, and I appologize, but I don't regret anything I've said. | |
| Reply by: MyObsessionWithFire at Dec 08, '08 00:37 | |
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First of all, "Choke On This!" is a song by a musical group little known by this thing of ours. Secondly, I fail to understand why a man such as MyObsessionWithFire would get ridiculed have his words flipped fuckways in an attempt to make both a business venture, a congratulations, and an explanation of why "Buddy Fucking Nielson" and "BFN Posse" exists in some profiles now. This is not disrespectful, and if you take it that way, I invite you to read it again. And again. Period. |
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| Reply by: Phantom-Ghost at Dec 08, '08 01:40 | |
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"...and an explanation of why "Buddy Fucking Nielson" and "BFN Posse" exists in some profiles now, into a nonexistant threat..." PG clears his throat after correcting himself. |
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| Reply by: Phantom-Ghost at Dec 08, '08 01:41 | |
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Read what? I do not see any books laying around. All I see is some guy trying to recruit people for some organization outside of his family. Hmmmm.... |
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| Reply by: Swoll at Dec 08, '08 01:44 | |
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| Narrow words from a narrow mind. | |
| Reply by: Phantom-Ghost at Dec 08, '08 01:55 | |
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| Says the guy who cannot tell the difference between spoken words and literature. | |
| Reply by: Swoll at Dec 08, '08 01:56 | |
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