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| A Drunken Adventure (RP) | Started by: Muqtada on Dec 09, '08 11:26 |
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Muqtada sits in the Fallen Angels HQ smoking lounge puffing at a hookah and chatting with a few family members over a drink. After smoking through a few bricks of tobacco and downing a few too many gins and tonic, he's feeling a bit lightheaded and his thoughts are rather muddled. After going over business with his colleagues ad infinitum, he decides to change the subject, slurring his words together noticeably. "You know... Guys, seriously. You know, what, who I haven't seen around lately? Dante! Love that fellow. Did he go get lost in the zoo or something? I love the monkeys and the snakes, but especially the pandas. Especially when the monkeys are throwing poo around. They're so silly. Like little drunk hooligans. Wait, what? Where was... Oh yeah, I gotta, gotta talk to that fellow Dante! What ever happened to him, guys?" The family members stare dumbfounded at their RHM before Raoul_Duke decides to speak up. "Well, he's a busy man. He's got a family to run. We don't need to see every leader out on the street every day, after all. That would be just chaos. No one would be able to listen to all of it." Muqtada's eyes light with agreement up at the words as they are being spoken, but his drunken brow furrows after Raoul becomes silent again. "That, y'know, that is quite, well yeah, I guess that's true, maybe. But I miss that Dante fellow! I want to have a chat with that guy. I telya what, ahtelya. Let's go get him! Bring him over here, have a chat with, uh, with him. There's no way he's too busy for a bit of hic socializing with the Angels. You know, I'm sure that, well, he's a nice guy you know. He'll love it. He'll absolutely die for it. He'll love it, man. Like a little kid at Christmas, he'll love it! Just walk into his HQ and grab him and bring him here." All of the others in the room in unison declare: "That sounds like a really bad idea." "Nonsense! We'll just have to plan it well!" |
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"are you suggesting.... what i think youre suggesting..." shakes head and rests it in his hands "I knew i shouldnt have given him that gin" Adieu thinks to himself |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 11:34 | |
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I could see this going bad quick, but who am I to stand in the way of fun. downs another shot of bourbon What we need is a *cough* plan |
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| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 11:38 | |
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yeah, if you're hearts set on it, we might as well do this properly *drains the rest of his beer* we got anything harder? |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 11:39 | |
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Slides a bottle of bourbon towards Adieu Have at it, this will help silence that voice in the back of you head. It keeps mine quite anyway |
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| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 11:44 | |
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ah, yes, that meddling thing called my conscience, and my common send lines up 3 shots, and takes them all in a row *hic* much better... so were gonna need desguises... cant let Dante know its us *giggles* |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 11:47 | |
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Guys, you guys. Listen to me. You guys. This is going to be awesome guys. Seriously awesome. I've got this great idea. For the disguises, guys. Watch this, guys! Muqtada walks into his office, opens a back closet door, and pulls out an all-black-leather skin-tight suit, then walks back into the social room. Guys, what do you think? Isn't it awesome! We'll blend in with the night perfectly, guys! They'll never expect us! |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 12:17 | |
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well also look like... like those... *hic* leather... cows... we're gonna look just like cows! they definitely wont be expecting cows! nice *hic* think Muqtada! how do we... how do we get there |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 12:23 | |
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Thats the spirit! opens another bottle of bourbon and downs half *cough* smooth So lets get down to brass tacks here... how much for the ape? I mean *hic* we could use a diversion before weee.....ummmm damn Who wants another shot? pours six more shots |
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| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 12:25 | |
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*raises hand, before slumping his head on the table* yeah a diversion... |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 12:27 | |
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Muqtada's eyes light up at the idea of a diversion. Even now he has just enough presence of mind to know that you can't just walk into another HQ dressed in a gimp suit and expect any good to come of it. A divear, er, difer, er a distraction! yeah! That's what we need! Otherwise how are we going to get inside? You guys, dudes, man, I dono, that's tough. We could like... Wait, what are we doing? Oh, a diversion! Yeah! I've got it! Muqtada grabs a bedsheet and cuts a few holes in it, then throws it over Adieu's head. You can be a ghost! Scare them all and then we can sneak in when they're all looking at you! It'll totally freak them out seeing a ghost, it'll be just what we need! |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 12:32 | |
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Duuuude! Dude! I Can't See! Dude! stumbles out of the door, and trips over the bedsheet, hitting his head on the hallway wall, leaving a large crack Shit... Hayley Won't be pleased new HQ as well... fucknuts. this ghost idea isn't working... |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 12:40 | |
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| *hic* lets try something else... say... we leave a bloody horsses head at the end of someones bed.... original i think... | |
| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 12:41 | |
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Muqtada is totally shocked at the horse-head idea. Whoah, man. Dante's an awesome fellow. I don't want to, like, stain up his sheets or whatever. What about a stuffed horse head? What about a stuffed horse head? We could go to a packydermist and buy some random guy's stuffed horse and chop off that head... That'll totally work! Yeah! Off to the taxydormitory! After a brief moment struggling to grab his keys, Muqtada is hit with the force of a semi with an unfortunate revelation. Er, wait. Dude. We need a diversion to get into the HQ in the first place. How is dropping a horse head on someone's bed inside the HQ going to work as a diversion? Muqtada sighs. Foiled again. HQ security is so hard to break through. |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 12:56 | |
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'tis truue, 'tis true. I shall ponder on the matter Ponders as hard as his trollied brain can ponder I'M PONDERING DAMMIT! godamn these voices... GODDAMN THEM TO HELL!!!! |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 12:59 | |
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need more bourbon grabs the bottle of Raoul and drains it Sorry Raoul... |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 12:59 | |
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wha...!? your a very pretty lady *hic* of course I wannn a dance wakes up to find his bourbon gone Right, more bourbon |
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| Reply by: Raoul-Duke at Dec 09, '08 13:06 | |
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| hmmm, ladies... | |
| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 13:10 | |
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Whoah, Raoul, man, you've totally had enough already. I'm, I'm, yeah, I'm gonna hafta azk you to gimme yur bourbon. For safekeeping. Totally fer safekeeping. You've totally had enough. Safekeeping, man. Out of nowhere, Muqtada's eyes light up like a bad out of hell and he starts stammering even faster than before. Pretty lady! That's it! Pretty lady! I've totally got it! Wait. I lost it. Guys, what was I saying? Guys, this is important, what was I saying? Oh yeah, pretty lady. Dude, we're in New Orleans. We could totally just dress up like hookers then go in as a birthday gift for one of Dante's guys! We'd look practically normal on the way there, too! |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Dec 09, '08 13:14 | |
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adieus ears prick up at the work "hooker" I AM SO THERE! so we dont get to where the gimp/cow suit? darn. you know, ive heard your not too safe Muqtada. I think i should keep it. in all honesty. yeah... just not too safe are you. no. very unsafe. very very. extr.. very. yeah. very. |
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| Reply by: Adieu at Dec 09, '08 13:19 | |
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