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| T-Rex Tales | Started by: PremosaurusRex on Dec 09, '08 12:54 |
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As you take a drink from your glass and sat it back down you notice vibrations in the ground cause the water to shake and move, you also hear a loud thunderous steps as if god himself is walking then suddenly the wall is smashed through RAWR T-REX RAM kekekekekekek its me Prem Rex. Some of you might have known my little brother PremShark, sad events took place the other day, it was a hot and we took a swim. It started to steam and I smelled shark meat and got hungry :'(. I couldn't help it I ate him, his last words were very respectable "STOP FUCKING EATING ME YOU STUPID FAT FUCKING T-REX WE'RE BROTHERS!" I couldn't help it. sniffs into Aurora's purse and then pulls out her kittehs snacks and eats them I promised my little brother as I was eating him I would take over his life of crime to remember him, he told me, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOU FUCKIGN T-REX PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN OMG YOU RIPPED MY FUCKING FIN OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU." It was a very special moment the speech stops as you see Prem Rex grab a random guy and eats him Im sorry I can't help it, I have an eating disorder. Holds his small t-rex arms to his face and cries in them I just want to be friends with everyone i can't help it that i must eat people. |
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| Reply by: -Temperance- at Dec 09, '08 12:55 | |
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Jimmy noticing the dinosaur eating people shakes his head You do not have a eating disorder. Its all the years of people emotionally hurting you, that have brought you down. Every time you get upset you get hungry and this is to fill the emotional void missing inside you. With my 3 easy steps you can be back on track to living a normal dinosaur life. 1-Only eat females( There more tasty anyways hence make up and perfums and such. They smell much better) 2-Look in a mirror and say people actually love me 3-Have you ever thought of becoming a vegan? |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Dec 09, '08 13:01 | |
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sits listening to The lionheart as a person walks by and he is quickly gobbled up oh no i did it again :( I can't find a mirror i fit in |
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| Reply by: PremosaurusRex at Dec 09, '08 13:04 | |
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gameownage, returning from his "vacation", looks up at the sad t-rex and run's off to his friends house. apon returning he gets a gaint mirror big enough for a t-rex there ya go big guy, let it all out |
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| Reply by: gameownage at Dec 09, '08 13:05 | |
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Stomps over to the mirror and slowly looks up and down and then suddenly T-REX RAMS STRAIGHT THROUGH THE MIRROR RAWR!! ohz i saw a t-rex and got scared :( |
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| Reply by: PremosaurusRex at Dec 09, '08 13:08 | |
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awwww gameownage got a few boxes of fat children and started giving them one by one to t-rex there ya go, wanna talk about it? 100'TH POST |
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| Reply by: gameownage at Dec 09, '08 13:11 | |
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noms noms noms noms noms noms noms noms I can't stop eating espically fat kids :( im a bad T-Rex |
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| Reply by: PremosaurusRex at Dec 09, '08 13:13 | |
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no no youre ok gameownage ushers jimmy over to get alot of dino sized tissues for t-rex want some fwozen shewbewt? |
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| Reply by: gameownage at Dec 09, '08 13:14 | |
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trys to use the tissues but his t-rex arms are to small and can't reach his nose I can't do anyhting |
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| Reply by: PremosaurusRex at Dec 09, '08 13:17 | |
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trys to use the tissues but his t-rex arms are to small and can't reach his nose I can't do anyhting |
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| Reply by: PremosaurusRex at Dec 09, '08 13:17 | |
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| hmm, what you need is this new invention i just made 5 seconeds ago out of this cardboard box... it's called the extendo-gamer-pole-200,0000,0000000 and it can extend your arms, legs, just about anything, gameownage jumps up to rex's earM/em>, anything! | |
| Reply by: gameownage at Dec 09, '08 16:34 | |
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Your bloodline has come up with some real nasty names for their kids. Who names their son PremShark? Thats asking for him to get bullied! And then for Premshark to name his son PremosaurusRex? All I can say is your going to need a lot of counseling before you can shrug off the abuse a name like that will get you as a child :( It's ok though. Help is at hand.... as soon as I fly back home to Philly, I intend to open the Mafia's first counseling establishment! Your more than welcome to pop in, book an appointment (for a fee, my times isn't free) and then pour out to me your worries, concerns, relationship issues etc and I will endevour to make em all better :) No garentee my words will solve anything. Rates still apply to issues that go unsolved. You enter my office at your own risk of being touched. Calls may be recorded. |
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| Reply by: Pure_Healm at Dec 09, '08 18:58 | |
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PremosaurusRex doesn't need that kind of therapy. What that Rex needs is a loving massage, he's in pain, just look at him. All that pain being expressed by the tears streaming down his skrunkled green face. Glare opens her bag and extracts massage oils that come from the masseuses in Switzerland.. Rubs Premrex's shoulders and the back of his neck...Feels good doesn't it my pet? |
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| Reply by: Glare at Dec 09, '08 19:54 | |
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lays next to glare I makes my skin feel weird RAWR grabs a small dog walking by im so fucking fat :( |
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| Reply by: PremosaurusRex at Dec 10, '08 00:38 | |
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Straps a few C4 bombs underneth Prem T-Rex's belly and run to L.V Muauah! |
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| Reply by: -BigFatWeedSack- at Dec 10, '08 02:34 | |
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| I don't know if I should be tripping acid or screaming Godzilla and running.. Wait..This is 1930's era...How the hell do I know what Godzilla is? | |
| Reply by: SaintTonyCapone at Dec 10, '08 02:56 | |
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Tony, seeing the future? I cant help. Come lay on my couch... Pure gestures to his sofa opposite his comfy armchair |
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| Reply by: Pure_Healm at Dec 10, '08 13:09 | |
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I thought you were leaving the life of crime? Oh that's right, you're just a massive attention seeking twat. |
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| Reply by: KingOfOnePercent at Dec 10, '08 15:40 | |
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I believe that was my brother you were talking bout. goes to eat kingof1 but the smell of uirne and other men was to strong |
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| Reply by: PremosaurusRex at Dec 11, '08 02:58 | |
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