Tony lies down onto Pure's couch
Wait...this isn't like the last time you got me on a couch is it!? Because I totally didn't enjoy it...No.. |
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Looks around the corner for all the commotion and sees a gigantic fucking dinosaur! He walks over and begins to speak to the T-Rex
You, my friend. Have STAR written all over you! We could make a few movies, you could write a few inspirations books about being the last of your kind. Not to mention the PremosaurusRex Cooking Series! Oh I have so many ideas for you! Why don't you keep eating, you look at little skinny. |
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sees a turkey walking towards him and his mouth begins to water as he starts to run full speed towards the turkey
RAWR |
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Trips PremosaurusRex
It isn't Thanksgiving anymore motha fucka! |
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falls and eats a cow on his way down
Regaining his senses he shakes his head
kekek i sorry i tried to eat you ican't help it are you a movie star? |
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I'm a talent agent. Your first big picture will be "Jurassic Park"! You'll to eat anyone you want, whenever you want! Hell, ill pay for people to be brought in for you to eat! |
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turns his head and looks at wild turkey
i i i i dont know jurrasic park sounds scury
kicks a hole in a building and hides inside |
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*jumps on Premosaurus Rex's back and shouts giggety up puppy* |
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I thought Dinosaurs were extinct for over 10 million years |
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Different story for the PremosaurusRex.. |
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With all this talking of the PremosaurusRex eating things Gibson starts to hope that the Prem Rex doesnt want to eat a fat cat because in that case he could be in trouble
Run!!! |
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RAWRS as quagmire jumps into his t-rex saddle and the rex begins to run ramming car
I am a good rex pony!! kekek |
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