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| SON OF A BITCH! Moments. | Started by: Sebastian on Dec 12, '08 06:00 |
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So I'm playing Fallout 3(Utter addict I am) And I get to the part in one of the metros where you need to get to a safe(No spoilers heh :x) And as I open the safe and ransack the remaining boxes I turn around and some mother fucker is there with a shotgun to my head. "SON OF A BITCH" I yell at 5:30 in the morning almost waking up my whole house. After cleaning up the ensuing mess and blowing that assholes head off. I wonder, What is the best "SONOFABITCHWHERETHEFUCKDIDYOUCOMEFROMARRGGGGGH" moment, be it video game, movie or hell even in real life. Discuss... |
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Opening my phone bill this morning and finding out that it's $94 over what it should be. I used to many minutes... motherfuckers need to update their fucking website, WTF! CUNTS! |
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| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Dec 12, '08 11:28 | |
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Back in 03 when Erika killed me on mafia. Son of a bitch! |
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| Reply by: Zoey at Dec 12, '08 23:31 | |
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This was kind of a funny one. THE SETUP While talking on Venttrillo (Voice Chat) I figured it would be kinda cool to try and kill someone I was talking to. I figured it would be funny to hear him bitch a little. After taking some time to think about if I cared about dying, I figured "Meh, what the hell" and took a shoot. Falure! You failed to WACK! Sebastian. Shit. Oh well, no worries. I don't care to much if I die. When he saw it in his personals, he had said that it came out stealth. I kinda smirked at myself and figured I might be able to play it off. Although, I am bad at lying. I flew out of the city quickly... But not that quick. Suspicion quickly arose that I was the shooter..... And what more, I flew out of town as well. The RHM of my family was also on Vent at the time and asked me a few questions. "Did you try and shoot him?" "Why did you fly out of town?" Quickly I looked at my IA list. Sweet. I flew to Detroit. Theres an IA here in 20 minutes. Of course, I couldn't shoot it anyways, but it would explain why I flew out of town. Right before the IA shot, my RHM told me that if I missed I was to PP XXXXXXX. That person was also in Det. Knowing they could easily find the person who actually killed the IA, I could not say that I hit him. Quickly I messaged on of my friends who I saw was also in Det at the time. "HURRY MAN, I NEED A HUGE FAVOR! PP XXXXXXX PLEASE." After a few seconds XXXXXXX (Who was also on vent) said "An unidentified assailant took $5000 from you." Quickly I played it off. "There ya go, told you I didn't shoot him" "Alright thanks man" Replied my RHM After a minute or so I was dead.... The person who I asked to PP for me, SENT THE MONEY BACK!!! All at the same time the emotions flooded "OMGGODDAMNITTHATWASFUNNYASFUCKBUTSERIOUSLYOMG" Hhahahha Funny story, thought I'd share. |
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| Reply by: Birdgay at Dec 13, '08 00:48 | |
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| Back in 03 when I killed Michelle, thinking it was Laura. OH SON OF A BITCH. | |
| Reply by: Marietta at Dec 13, '08 00:52 | |
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| Every time I look in a mirror. | |
| Reply by: Rudiger at Dec 13, '08 00:59 | |
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Forgot to report my different playing locations and got admin whacked SON OF A BITCH!!!!! |
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| Reply by: NobunagaOda at Dec 13, '08 01:03 | |
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| When Marietta made godfather ;) | |
| Reply by: Shooter_McGaven at Dec 13, '08 11:15 | |
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Girlfriend @ the time: Hey Mike? Me: What's up? GF @ the time: I'm late. Me: ... |
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| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Dec 13, '08 12:00 | |
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Gives Sal_Giaquinto a soft pat on the back .. sorry man.. How about stubbing your big toe on the corner of something. OR getting a charlie horse in the arch of your foot and your toes start to curl in. Now those are sons of bitches lol |
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| Reply by: Jersey at Dec 13, '08 19:32 | |
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| I ran my older brothers truck into the front of the house....Son of a Bitch. | |
| Reply by: HydroPhonic at Dec 17, '08 16:15 | |
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Hahahaha. http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/30793 SON OF A BITCH IM NOT JIM! |
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| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at Dec 17, '08 16:43 | |
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| Oh my God Erika, you left that part out back in the summer of '03. What a biznatch. I will get you back for this attempted shot on me and killing of Michelle. | |
| Reply by: Aurora at Dec 19, '08 05:58 | |
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| When I was on the play ground, in the forth grade, I saw a small "special" child that was being picked on by much larger kids. At this time in my life I had strong sense of what was right and wrong, so I went running to help the kid. I kicked the legs out of one of the aggressors and turned around to help the small boy. I was met with a swift punch in the face by the "special child". I stood there in awe of what just happened, speechless, bewildered, I did not move or say a word. Soon after a teacher came running and broke up the remains of the fighting. I was trying to help, but I was met with hostility, maybe the condition of the person caused his reaction, I will never know. | |
| Reply by: Desirable at Dec 19, '08 12:46 | |
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| LMFAO | |
| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at Dec 19, '08 12:54 | |
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Desirable, I'm with Sammy, lmao. My sonvabitch moment of the day is driving an hour through a blizzard, to wash dishes for an hour and half and being told to go home and driving another hour home. Fucking tools. |
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| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Dec 19, '08 20:46 | |
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Yes. They are the tools. Them. |
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| Reply by: Rudiger at Dec 19, '08 21:03 | |
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Waking up and looking out the window to find 3 feet of friggin snow on the ground, Then going out to start your car and notice everything's frozen with an inch of ice all over.. And finally remembering how much your car SUCKS in the snow. That's a son of a bitch right there. :P |
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| Reply by: Athena at Dec 22, '08 23:59 | |
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| The joys of sliding and slipping. | |
| Reply by: Sal_Giaquinto at Dec 23, '08 16:21 | |
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reading this forum... SONAVABITCH xD |
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| Reply by: Rabid_Monkey at Dec 26, '08 13:50 | |
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