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| The Rourkes | Started by: Communist_Cav on Dec 16, '08 14:59 |
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Walks among the street looking at all the little bald guys trying to light fires in trashcans alongside the road... Mumbles to himself, where the hell did all these little Rourkes come from, its like another damn Great Depression. |
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Gibsen thinks How the hell do you become a Rourke? Is there a application letter somewhere? Or does it takes years of intense training? |
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| Reply by: Gibsen at Dec 16, '08 15:14 | |
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| Years of intense training and you MUST despise Gordan Bombay! | |
| Reply by: RandolfoRourke at Dec 16, '08 15:22 | |
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| Gordon Bombay is the man! How can you hate him? He had a slapshot that would make Yzerman look silly. | |
| Reply by: Communist_Cav at Dec 16, '08 15:25 | |
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| Well now we all can see why your not a Rourke! | |
| Reply by: RandolfoRourke at Dec 16, '08 15:28 | |
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Gibsen signs up for intense training Gibsen_Rourke_In_Training |
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| Reply by: Gibsen at Dec 16, '08 15:31 | |
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| We were forged by the fires of Vulcan and we rose individually as required. | |
| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 16, '08 15:51 | |
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The Rourkes are parasitic. Parasitic I say. If we let them keep multiplying we'll have nothing but a world infested with parasites. Satisfied with her use of the word 'parasite' and all forms thereof, Marietta nods towards the crowd and wanders off once more in search of a bagel. |
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| Reply by: Marietta at Dec 17, '08 16:22 | |
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well tbh the Rourkes decied i know we have had enough of Italy lets go bother the Americans and so they did lol but its a great thing they have all brought life back into the streets so... Good On You Rourke's :D |
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| Reply by: DeathKnight at Dec 17, '08 19:17 | |
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Awesome coughs. "What, and I don't get a congratulations for bringing life to the streets? I'm much better and more awesome than this Rourke non-family. Remember that!" Awesome uncoughs. |
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| Reply by: Awesome at Dec 17, '08 19:20 | |
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| Oh yes sorry Awsome you are just a great as the Rourkes if not better my man :D | |
| Reply by: DeathKnight at Dec 17, '08 19:24 | |
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| My friend, we all know where the Rourkes are from...it's that bloody magical bollock Zebedee used to crow about all the time...they multiply like rabbits! | |
| Reply by: Bombshell_Brandi at Dec 17, '08 21:03 | |
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| I told all of you already! It was some horny Scots/Italian man who made it with a nunnery full of midgets! | |
| Reply by: Ocelots-Griblit at Dec 17, '08 23:18 | |
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Well said Awesome! You are truly one of a kind! And the rourkes are five of a kind....? Errrr six of a kind....? Gibsen scratches his head How many of those Rourkes are there? I cant keep count. |
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| Reply by: Gibsen at Dec 18, '08 13:36 | |
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Here is our family tree: AbbyRourke MickeyRourke Gangster Alive BrianRourke Marietta Made Man Alive ChuckieRourke MickeyRourke Earner Alive DiggerRourke MickeyRourke Earner Alive EddieRourke Guardian Gangster Alive ForkRourke Marietta Goomba Alive Fu-ManjuRourke Prozac Made Man Alive GayPerryRourke MickeyRourke Goomba Alive JayRourke JimmyTheLionHeart Earner Alive MickeyRourke MickeyRourke Boss Alive PedroRourke MickeyRourke Goomba Alive PhatballzRourke Marietta Wise Guy Alive RandolfoRourke MickeyRourke Goomba Alive RourkeyRourke MickeyRourke Wise Guy Alive SirSammyRourke MickeyRourke Earner Alive ThomasRourke Marietta Consigliere Alive VeronicazotzRourke Guardian Gangster Alive Let us not forget our dearly departed ones WafflesRourke JimmyTheLionHeart Earner Dead NaddaRourke MickeyRourke Earner Dead OneTwoRourke Marietta Wise Guy Dead QuagmireRourke Zoey Capo Dead |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Dec 18, '08 16:13 | |
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Who is the main guy within the Rourke family? Gibsen wonders Family get togethers must be a nightmare! |
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| Reply by: Gibsen at Dec 18, '08 16:20 | |
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I am the Chosen One of the family. I was hand-selected as the crown jewel of the Rourke family line. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Dec 18, '08 16:21 | |
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| he really DOES talk (enough) for us all. :D | |
| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Dec 18, '08 16:24 | |
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I was guessing Rourkey may have something like that to say. Rourkey, the crown jewel of the rourkes. The silent but strong type... |
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| Reply by: Gibsen at Dec 18, '08 16:29 | |
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We have no leader for we follow no-one and nothing. However, Thomas tends to organise the buffets at Brians moms. |
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| Reply by: GayPerryRourke at Dec 19, '08 05:10 | |
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