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| Roast Of GodMother Marietta | Started by: TraeThaTruth on Feb 01, '09 23:43 |
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Trae walks down the street and suddenly gets on top of a burned car. He starts to speak about some stuff and finaly gets to the point Hello all of you listening, Marietta has agreed to me starting a Roast on her, anyone can join in and Roast Marietta. Lets make this fun but not too insulting to where she kills you. Trae lights a cigar and watches as Marietta walks to her chair waiting to be roasted |
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Rourkey pours himself a glass of whiskey I am ready for a little Marietta roast! Rourkey places Marietta on a barbecue grill. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 01, '09 23:43 | |
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Putting down his whiskey, MacLeod raises his hand. Will there be marshmellows available as well, sir? |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Feb 01, '09 23:44 | |
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| Meh...had that last week. Whats new on the menu? | |
| Reply by: Benjamin_Button at Feb 01, '09 23:45 | |
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Rourkey notices MacLeod put his whiskey glass down and frowns a bit at the man's distate for fine whiskey. Of course there will be marshmallows and s'mores! Are you coming to the barbecue later? |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 01, '09 23:46 | |
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| I had to put my whiskey glass down, sir, in order to raise my hand. And yes, I thought we were already at the barbeque. Whyever do you ask? | |
| Reply by: MacLeod at Feb 01, '09 23:48 | |
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Rourkey begins guffawing in the middle of the street. He sips casually at the whiskey in his glass. I was just inquiring if you would be willing to attend a personal barbecue. You know....one where I could put my meat on your grill. |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at Feb 01, '09 23:49 | |
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Also sipping his whiskey, MacLeod chortles. I find group barbecues to be much more entertaining. And aren't we putting Marietta and/or marshmellows on the grill? Perhaps a combination of the two? Marshmellowetta? |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Feb 01, '09 23:52 | |
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Trae hands out a peice of paper to everyone A roast, in North American English, is an event in which an individual is subject to publicly bearing comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories and heartwarming tributes. The implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good faith and as not being serious criticism or insult, and therefore showing their good nature. It is seen as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a roast. The host of the event is called the roastmaster. Anyone who is honored in such a way is said to have been "roasted". |
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| Reply by: TraeThaTruth at Feb 01, '09 23:56 | |
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| Are you the roastmaster, Trae? | |
| Reply by: MacLeod at Feb 01, '09 23:57 | |
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| Trae ahakes his head | |
| Reply by: TraeThaTruth at Feb 02, '09 00:00 | |
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Rourkey quit putting your meat on other peoples grills! And as for Marietta...She's gonna get served! |
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| Reply by: Cav at Feb 02, '09 00:43 | |
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Marietta is a big Tyrant. Down with Marietta! |
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| Reply by: Aurora at Feb 02, '09 00:46 | |
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Marietta likes chihuahuas. OH, BURN! |
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| Reply by: Muqtada at Feb 02, '09 01:12 | |
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Could you put ANOTHER person in Bold? I mean they are starting outweigh all the normal folks like RourkeyRourke. Oh... You actually could put another person in Bold? Stapled hasn't been set up yet? Fine, I stand corrected. |
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| Reply by: ThomasRourke at Feb 02, '09 01:22 | |
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Dear Marietta, Wasn't it supposed to be 2 CL's per city not 7 in detroit? <3333 ~Barnaby. |
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| Reply by: Lobotomy at Feb 02, '09 01:38 | |
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There's still 2! Just 4 Captains now too. And really if we were getting totally technical about it is only 1 big family, so we're actually under the quota. Thomas looks for a suitable auth candidate |
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| Reply by: ThomasRourke at Feb 02, '09 03:53 | |
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Marietta doesn't like 2% milk. I say to hell with that and lets force it down her throat! but no really... she doesn't. |
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| Reply by: Phantom_BFN at Feb 02, '09 04:46 | |
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She stole my birthday! True story. |
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| Reply by: Silky-Slim at Feb 02, '09 04:47 | |
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| I once asked Marietta for a little direction in life, she gave me a crack pipe and a bottle of whiskey and put me behind the wheel of a school bus...Poor kids... | |
| Reply by: Cav at Feb 02, '09 17:04 | |
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