Ho Ho Ho, I have a machine gun

''Not yet'' - black guy in Gladiator.

Ill be back! its a classic :D

Alonzo Harris: "Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, n****. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. "

Training Day- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KrNpxODiDA&feature=youtu.be

"You might know who we are, but we KNOW who you are" - Jimmy "The Gent" Conway, Goodfellas (1990)

"I'll be back!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator 1984

say hello to my little friend!

scarface

"When you love someone, You've got to trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point?" - Robert De Niro. Casino

"Why is the rum always gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

Tony Montana looks around and sees paradise and land of many opportunities...

"Look at this place...it's like a pussy waiting to get fucked."

"Tell your friend I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card..I gonna carve him up real nice."

"Ayeee you white piece of bread!"

and my all time favorite "I always tell the truth...even when I lie."

All the above quotes are from my favorite movie ever...Scarface!

"I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're going to hurt some people."

"Whose car are we going to take?"

OH God Boondock Saints

Rocco: [turns gun on Rayvie] Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!

"Take what you can, give nothing back" pirates of the caribean

"Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose, and when it doesn’t, it is a burden to them." Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" The Godfather... everyone knows that 

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

By Alan Moore in Watchmen

Virgil Brigman, performing CPR on his drowned ex-wife in the movie 'The Abyss' (seen it a million times, still get weepy at this scene. I need to wife Ed Harris, for realz):

"Alright, breathe baby! Goddamn it, breathe! GODDAMN IT YOU BITCH YOU NEVER BACKED AWAY FROM ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE NOW FIGHT!*slaps her* FIGHT! *slaps her* FIGHT! RIGHT NOW! DO IT!*starts shaking her* FIGHT, GODDAMN IT!!! FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!! FIIIIIIIGHT!!!"

Jackie Cogan(Brad Pitt) in Killing them Softly: My friend, Thomas Jefferson is an American saint because he wrote the words 'All men are created equal', words he clearly didn't believe since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He's a rich white snob who's sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So, yeah, he writes some lovely words and aroused the rabble and they went and died for those words while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business. Now fuckin' pay me.