There is joy in three things: eating meat, riding meat, and putting meat into meat.

This will not end quickly and you will not like it.  The 300

What I believe you were trying to say is Thank you...

Thank you?!  

You're welcome!

“When I was a child, I couldn’t sleep at night because I thought there was a monster in the closet. But my brother told me there isn’t anything there but fear. And fear wasn’t real. He said it was not made of anything. It was just air, air. Not even that. He said you just have to face it. You just have to open that door, and the monster would disappear.” - Michael Scofield

"That's correct, Wendy. We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking. We suppress the id, our darkest desires, and adopt a more socially acceptable image."- Ben Stein, in the mask.

Holds way more weight today then it did in 1994

These are from the movie 10 Things I Hate About You. I always did love this movie for the laughs. 

Kat Stratford: We're going now.
Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, *no* ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.

***

Walter Stratford: [Bianca and Chastity are sneaking past Bianca's father] Shoulda used the window!
Bianca: Hi Daddy!
Walter Stratford: Hi... where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.
Walter Stratford: Otherwise known as an orgy?
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party!
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna

***

Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

I know what you’re thinking.

"Did he fire six shots or only five?"

Well, to tell you the truth... in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off...

You’ve got to ask yourself one question.

Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk?

Recently watched Dirty Harry again and it's still one of my favorites.

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

It just oozes wisdom in my opinion. Don't waste the time we were given to enjoy, don't waste the limited time we have.. deep

"The #1 movie in America was called "Ass." And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay."

Idiocracy... it's not a slapstick movie, it's a prophecy.

In the wise words of Tom Hanks:

"Heeelp!! HEEEELPPP!!!"

Particularly while I'm jogging up a hill.

"I am going to barbecue your ass in molassas."

“Disappear Here.
The syringe fills with blood.
You're a beautiful boy and that's all that matters.
Wonder if he's for sale.
People are afraid to merge. To merge.”

"I can't go to prison, you know what they do to guys like me? it rhymes with GRAPE!" kills me everytime

“But you don't need anything. You have everything,' I tell him.
Rip looks at me. 'No I don't.'
'What?'
'No I don't.'
There's a pause and then I ask, 'Oh, shit, Rip, What don't you have?'
'I don't have anything to loose.”

It's gotta be one of the classics:

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance..."

​​​​​​End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.