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| Guys Only: One More Night Out | Started by: Jasey_Rae on Feb 19, '09 01:15 |
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Sil smiles, and takes a drag of the cigarette. He looks over at Juice. He takes a little tin cup from the bar and dumps out Juice's tequila, and starts spinning it like it's a pistol, and throwing it, hitting Juice in the crotch. Good luck tonight, buddy. |
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| Reply by: Silent_Assassin315 at Feb 22, '09 19:01 | |
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Pokes his head out from the door to the back room. Damn straight Messiah. The ladies love this. |
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| Reply by: Higgs_Boson at Feb 22, '09 21:59 | |
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| heh....Higgs only wishes the bitches would love him... Da Kurlzzz walks up to Higgs with his pants down and at this point is stumbling due to his hardxcore drinking. girls come into the room and scream Oh my God, Its Da Kurlzzz!!! not oh goodness its Higgs! But, i do have a way to fix that for ya. DK pulls down Higgs' pants There ya go, now you're ready to go anywhere and fend off the bitches! | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 22, '09 23:14 | |
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The_Messiah looks over at his homies Da_Kurlzzz and Higgs thinking how crazy they are. So The_Messiah decides to get crazy himself by grabbing his beer, getting up on a table, dropping his pants and raising his glass. CHEERS TO EVERYONE WHO HAVE THEIR PANTS DOWN TO THEIR ANKLES AND NOT AROUND THEIR SEXY WAISTS. SPECIFICALLY MY BRO'S IN THE BACK DA MO'FUCKIN KURLZZZ AND MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER HIGGS_BOSON! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST AND THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS SHOWN UP! The_Messiah takes a swig of his beer and then picks up a shot glass full of Captain Morgan off the table he is standing on, now raising his glass of CM. Oh one more thing. Everyone take a shot for the one and only flower girl Juice V. You will look good in a dress...at least I hope so. Anyhow your my bro. The_Messiah downs his shot and then throws the glass at Juice V thinking he will catch it, but instead it hits him in the head. Sorry Juice...kinda, but keep the party going! The_Messiah gets off the table, lights up a cigarette and heads back to talk and party with his homies. |
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| Reply by: The_Messiah at Feb 23, '09 03:30 | |
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Higgs raises his glass with Messiah toasting to the night. Then turns to Da_Kurlzzz. Well of course I am no comparison to you when it comes to the ladies Da_Kurlzzz, but thanks for the improvement on my wardrobe, now I'm just one step closer. |
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| Reply by: Higgs_Boson at Feb 23, '09 03:54 | |
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In Pain...Juice walks to the bar gets a round of drinks OK, everyone, As you all know, our pal is getting married. We are so proud of you messiah! raises his glass Cheers To you! Oh, one more thing...I need Help picking out my dress! Any ideas???? |
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| Reply by: Juice_V at Feb 23, '09 10:48 | |
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DK scratches his head and takes a swig of his Jager trying to come up with an answer on what JuiceV should wear for The_Messiahs wedding day Well, i say you go with Da_Kurlzzz method, and wear nothing, just because that would be super hardcore. but for your sake i def. would not do that. Um...I say a nice light pink pattern, with an added patch of brown on your ass. Well, you will add that patch of brown naturally. |
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| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 23, '09 16:08 | |
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The_Messiah listens to IJAG's advice to Juice V about what dress he should wear to his wedding. Yeah that sounds like the perfect dress for you Juice, especially since you would be able to produce your own brown patch. I think you should curl your hair, put some lipstick on and paint your nails as well also. The_Messiah laughs under his breath. You have to look as pretty as possible man, as hard as that may seem to be for you, carrying that basket of flowers down the aisle. The_Messiah goes over and smokes a cigarette with his buddy IJAG. |
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| Reply by: The_Messiah at Feb 24, '09 02:29 | |
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| Haha, as hard as it may seem? you mean as hard as it IS! | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 24, '09 03:30 | |
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| how about a short skirt? | |
| Reply by: Juice_V at Feb 24, '09 11:17 | |
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| you dont want to reveal too much of your girlish figure Juice. so i would keep it at a dress with the all natural brown patch. | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 24, '09 12:19 | |
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| ill do the pink dress but not the brown patch..sorry | |
| Reply by: Juice_V at Feb 24, '09 12:23 | |
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| trust me, the brown patch will come naturally. | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 24, '09 12:23 | |
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Yeah I think it will come naturally also, considering there is a brown patch on your ass right now. The_Messiah laughs a little bit and lights up a smoke. |
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| Reply by: The_Messiah at Feb 24, '09 17:41 | |
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| IJAG lights up a cigarette, and takes a seat next to The_Messiah So, whens the wedding date? | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 24, '09 19:17 | |
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I don't know man I have to talked to my love and see what she says. She is better at organizing stuff like this than me anyways I would have no clue. The_Messiah has a quick laugh and lights up a cigarette with IJAG. |
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| Reply by: The_Messiah at Feb 24, '09 19:23 | |
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KrystalTheBrave walks up to the boys, cigarette placed between her long slender fingers. Hey boys, thought I'd drop by. Sorry for crashing, hope I'm welcome. |
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| Reply by: KrystalTheBrave at Feb 24, '09 19:25 | |
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| As long as Jordan isnt here, im sure you will be okay to stop in, this hell whole could use a girl or two in here. | |
| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 24, '09 19:27 | |
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Krystal laughs, takes a big drag of her cigarette and lets the smoke escape her lips. Sorry boys, no Jordan with me. I needed a mental health day. I thought I'd enjoy the show with you. She looks at all of them with a smug look on her face. And maybe if you get me drunk enough, you'll all get a show of your own. She giggles and heads off to the bar. |
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| Reply by: KrystalTheBrave at Feb 24, '09 19:32 | |
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IJAG gets Krystal drunk enough to shake that ass like she knows how to dance Hey Krystal, get Lacey in here so we can see some lesbian action! hehehe |
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| Reply by: ITSJUSTAGAME at Feb 24, '09 22:15 | |
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