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Oh, well Whiskey, that would happen to be a puddle ..IJAG shudders of urine that Juice is lying in....That's so gross. ....Oh well... |
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umm...hey Juice...Looks like you had a dream about Krystal. Ha! |
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Thats pretty sick chubbs
I guess some people just can hold their liquor |
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Krystal hears IJAG's remark about her and tries to hold down the vomit.
You asshole, you would.
Hi Whiskey, nice to see you :). Want a drink? I was about to get more for everyone. |
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Crown please
That would be great
takes a seat two tables away from juice |
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or they still have a small amount of the prepubescent stage in them, and ...well all in all Whiskey,...."wet dream."
Krystal, give me Irish coffee! I'm very tired and need something to wake me up at least a little bit. ^_^ |
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Juice falls back asleep with a smile on his face |
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IJAG steps back a couple feet away from where Juice is napping
Hey, Krystal, can you come do something about this? This is getting kinda weird! He was looking at Whiskey and I last, and now he has a smile on his face while he is sleeping. ....Krystal..? |
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Krystal gets up and heads to the bar, looking at Juice and rolling her eyes.
..He doesn't even deny that it's a wet dream... |
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hears what she says
HA! your funny...not |
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And yet, you still don't deny it...
hahahaha |
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Krystal, dont make fun, its not his fault he hasnt developed into a full grown adult yet.
Dont worry Juice, go back to sleep, and maybe one day you will grow up and get a boner like every guy in every family.
Juice falls asleep, with his smile drawn even wider, and every five seconds, opens his left eye to look at Krystal
You know Krystal, this could just be a big case of Erectile dysfunction. |
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Whiskey ponders the problem over his drink
Being the only one with past medical experience, I have to determine that it is a combination of erectile dysfunction and prepubescent dreams. A very rare disease indeed |
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Hey, I'm crippled, got nothing else to feel, so what the hell, you know? |
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mkay, thats good to know Sil, well how bout we clean up and got out to the diner down the street, im payin. cept for Juice. you can go wet yourself someplace else. |
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Finishes his last drag of his cig and makes his way back in. He moves his chair and a the puddle moves. Looking at Juice he sees the stain on his pants. Laughing
Now I understand why they call you Juice. You sick Fuck. |
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