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| A Godfather Crew Lease | Started by: Fu-ManjuRourke on Feb 26, '09 23:01 |
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Dear Beloved Mafioso's of The Seven Cities, Some of you have aspired for years of hard work to reach that lofty goal, to be seen, known and revered as a KING of men, A CREWLEADER in your city. Alas, your own crewleader can no longer feel that he can promote you without the consent of the Godfather. To remedy this, I have ventured out to bring back this opportunity to any Made Man who wants to be a crewleader For a mere token payment, I will broker a deal with one of the city Godfathers to lease out the position of crewleader and RHM to one person of your own choice The Price List: King For a Day: For a trifle payment of 1,000,000 dollars, you will be authed in the godfather's city for one day. This will be the best day of your life, you and the selected RHM of your choice will have your own crew logo in your profiles, and you will have the boldness in the city directory. Three Men In a Tub For the price of 1.5 million, you will be honored to bring yet ONE MORE MEMBER to serve as your LHM. Weekly King For a price of 5 million you will be authed as King for a Day for the duration of SEVEN WHOLE DAYS! Weekly Bath For a Price of 7 Million you will be authed as Three Men in A Tub for the duration of SEVEN WHOLE DAYS....but WAIT, THERE IS MORE. You will be authed to invite one new person and HQ them! DO NOT MISS THIS BEST OFFER! Small Print Disclaimer: none of the services offered as proof as promises to deliver, payment will be refunded if service cannot be delivered, minus service fee. Fees do not include the cost of buying out of current crew. This offer does not guarantee current crew permiting purcheser to rejoin when their time is up. |
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Wonderful idea! Quilly claps and praises Fu-ManjuRourke |
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| Reply by: Quilly at Feb 26, '09 23:03 | |
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Draven looks at Fu-ManjuRourke and shakes her head. What a way to make being a crew leader seem like nothing... Way to go. |
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| Reply by: Draven at Feb 26, '09 23:06 | |
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claps This is a great idea mr fu-man |
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| Reply by: Premier at Feb 26, '09 23:08 | |
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Quilly nudges Draven with her elbow Draven don't be a downer! It's the best idea ever!!! And because being a crew leader is such a wonderful task in our world it's very nice of FU to put it out there for people that will never have the chance. You should be praising him like I am. continues to clap |
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| Reply by: Quilly at Feb 26, '09 23:08 | |
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Whoa whoa whoa... Brick holds up his hands and waves them back and forth in front of him. He's not making crewleader seem like nothing. He's making it seem like us little people can strive to achieve it. I had lost all hope before now. But now, assuming I'd have $7 million dollars to get the BEST deal, which is not likely considering Sal always has his hands in my pockets, I too can attain a position of respect within the community. I love the idea. And I'm going to save my money. Oh, I hope the best offer is around for another month or so. Thank you Mr. Fu-ManjuRourke. Thank you. Runs off to save his money. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at Feb 26, '09 23:11 | |
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An expression we all may be familiar with is "money buys everything." I'm finding out each and every day just how true this statement has become. I don't necessarily believe that this should be the case for certain instances. However, I can respect your entrepreneurial spirit. Though I personally believe that this cheapens the role of crew leader, it will be interesting to see this play out. I know I would much rather earn the honor of running a family through hard work and mutual respect. |
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| Reply by: Alaric_Malloy at Feb 26, '09 23:12 | |
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Oh goodness, yes! Yes, THIS SERVICE.... THIS SERVICE ALONE is what will be what makes auth no longer a worthwhile venture. Because its so goddamned rare now, right? Nikki pulls out the latest instant census. Man those government census keepers are really on top of their shit. Let's peruse shall we?
Of the 86 members on the census, three really aren't to be counted. Illegals, most likely. So let's scratch of Ganelon, the gender-ambiguous HelpDesk, and that 8 legged freak WebSpider. That leaves 83 citizens roaming our fair cities currently. Of these people 33 are pimping that bold or slanty suit. That's a smidge shy of 40%. FOURTY FUCKING PERCENT! But this initiative will be the downfall of the elite nature of being a crewleader. Yes. Its called satire. Get a clue. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Feb 26, '09 23:22 | |
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BuddahDuck walks up and lays down his words Mr.Fu,you are a dumb fuck. BuddahDuck walks away |
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| Reply by: BuddahDuck at Feb 26, '09 23:23 | |
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| No, no. Buddah you are a dumb duck. | |
| Reply by: Quilly at Feb 26, '09 23:27 | |
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Such an eloquently articulated reply by one such slanty. But again, THIS will be what cheapens the bold/slanty suits, right? |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Feb 26, '09 23:28 | |
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Sean Con takes the stage pushing Fu-Manju off. I'm sorry, folks... Grandpap forgot his medication again... Sean drags Fu-Manju off. |
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| Reply by: SeanConnery at Feb 26, '09 23:33 | |
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Jimmy overhearing BuddahDucks comments walks over to him and leads him away Sorry about this one folks. He begins explaining what comedy is to the young man as they slowly walk away |
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| Reply by: JimmyTheLionHeart at Feb 26, '09 23:42 | |
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I'll take the 5 million dollar plan for 8 weeks in a row. 8 X 5 = 40 Million. Of course, I don't have $40,000,000. Therefore we must look at financing. Of course, I will be willing to pay 60% interest. But we'll get to that later. Now, I'm blowing 40 mil, your gonna pay for my hq right? NFP. Lets do, you can speak with my accountant for all the financial details. When do I start? |
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| Reply by: Phoenix at Feb 26, '09 23:48 | |
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WOW...do you people honestly think something like this would even possibly be a good idea. I agree with you Draven, just another way of making the esteemed position of being bold mean absolutely dick. |
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| Reply by: FridgeRevenge at Feb 27, '09 00:13 | |
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I don't think this is a good idea at all, but I also think people should be a little more respectful. Glares at NikkiPhoenix. I enjoy my chats with every single bold or slanty suited mafioso in the coffee shops or in private. I also think that if you have a problem with so many people in that bold and slanty suit quit crying. It's the way our world is right now, don't like it, leave. I'll pay for the boat ticket myself as long as you quit being so damn disrespectful. |
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| Reply by: Aftershock at Feb 27, '09 00:17 | |
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Aftershock, I enjoy my talks with the bolds and slanties too. My position on this matter has been known for quite some time. Call it disrespect if you want, and if that's the game you want to play. I couldn't care less what you think to be downright blunt about it. My comments weren't directed at any bold or slanty at all, just the enormity of their sheer percentage with respect to the commoners, and to poor unfortunate souls coming out here and BELIEVE that this is a real venture and anything more than a satirical way to present an opinion about the overinflated view of the Chiefs to Indians ratio. Its ridiculous for people to think that this absolutely hilarious joke (JOKE) will do more to devalue the positions of leadership in this community that what is currently unfolding. And if you don't like my comments, I suggest you buy your own damn bus ticket. Welcome to the streets of the seven cities. If you're expecting a cookie or for me to hold your hand, I suggest you head out to the Stepford suburbs. You're a fish out of water here on the corner of Reality and Main. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Feb 27, '09 00:31 | |
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Hold my hand? You're the one complaining. I can buy you tissues if you'd like. It's change, it's different, why do you have to knock on it? People are growing our world is getting bigger with better faces because they're fathers or mothers aren't being buried every other week. It's stability, it's good and if it takes 40% of the 60 seconds list to do that then who cares? They may not have been directed at any bold or slanties but how are they suppose to feel when you're running your mouth about how bad it is that there is so many of them? I'd take it as complete and utter bullshit from that perspective. |
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| Reply by: Aftershock at Feb 27, '09 00:49 | |
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Wait... You want to buy me tissues but then you ask me how the bolds and slanties are supposed to feel??? El Oh Fucking El. Let them feel however they want. Its the fucking mafia, not a "My skin is too thin to find a street joke funny" Wednesday night support group. Anyway, thanks for the laughs Aftershock. You're ALMOST as funny as Fu-Man here. Don't quit your day job though. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Feb 27, '09 00:53 | |
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Goodness Gracious Sweet Mother of Mary! What a overwhelming response to my new business venture. To those who ask if I seek to demean or devaluate the Position of Crew Leader, I say NAY! I am but a simple man seeking to increase my income. After seeing the absolute stellar idea that MY OWN Godfather had to increase his own income, I merely followed his lead and leveraged what I think is an unique offering based on my unique skills and abilities. While there are always naysayers and Doubling Thomas types, I fear not the possible failure, rather I see all the positive response both public and private and believe that I will greatly succeed in this venture. |
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| Reply by: Fu-ManjuRourke at Feb 27, '09 00:55 | |
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