Trolled?! You call a cake party TROLLING?

Kyubey, my favouritest kittybunny, please have a word with Seven here.

He/she appears to be confused, as well as riddled with OOCitis. I believe when he/she says trolled, he/she means, revolutionized, improved, made awesome and involved cake. 

I mean, shit. Who doesn't like CAKE, Seven? 

You just can't please some people.

"Yeah I'm confused by anyone who could ever POSSIBLY dislike cake!"

Some people, Morte_Rossa, are just impossible to please. Filled with sorrow and negatively and hatred for cake, for happiness, for levity, for a brighter tomorrow. 

And a tomorrow where we discuss wars and takedowns at cake parties... well, to me, that's a brighter tomorrow. A tomorrow that we all should be able to unite behind, to help to drive our world towards. 

But no. Some people can't handle that. Some people would rather us be stuck in dark, negative, bitchfesty, cake-party-less days.

To which I can only say.... pfffffft!

Maria, pessimists are never disapointed. I heard ur name was so many times consumed in parties btw, lol.

Still optimist?

"Yeah I can only agree with a ..... pffffft! as well!

How could you not want a cake party after discussing such angering, possibly saddening things?

About all these facts, can we get that confirmed? 

Well, definitely not optimistic about your ability to form a coherent sentence, Seven, no.

Doin sentences aint my role, Maria.

And I'm guessing that your crew leader was loyal to your godfather, BrickIsDead.

It's called a chain of command. You're loyal to him, he's loyal to his Godfather. And rather than play the "If I don't even know you, how can you gain my loyalty" card, which is pretty weak ass shit, try actually TALKING to your Godfather, or give them a reason to come talk to you.

Sitting and bleating now about the fact that you were loyal to your crew, not your Godfather, doesn't exactly advertise you a wonderful person. 

So... shots anyone?

Morte_Rossa, I hope you mean tequila shots, not shots from a bullet shots. Because this gathering here isn't about shots for a bullet shots now. That's far too heavy a subject matter for the cake party!

Well.. Of course I'm talking about Tequila shots. Or Vodka. Or whatever everyone likes to drink!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor, five tequila, six tequila, we should all sit and eat cake more!

If you didn't look to see who your leaders are when you signed up then that's your fault and you have no one to blame but yourself.

Well looks like Maria wants at least 6 shots! 

I'll have 6 as well! 

If you didn't look to see who your leaders are when you signed up then that's your fault and you have no one to blame but yourself.

Thank you seven?

^who was that adressed 2 and what shd that mean?

I think you've acquired a parrot, MalcomReynolds. So, I guess that that would SUGGEST... that you are a pirate. 

And... that would SUGGEST... that this just became a fancy dress cake party!

Maria rummages around in her bag for a cat-ear headband, and quickly darkens the tip of her nose and draws whiskers on her face with eyeliner.

Miiiiiiiiaowwwwwww?