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| Earthquake in Los Angeles - Changes | Started by: Prozac on Apr 01, '09 16:22 |
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Let me first begin by expressing my apologies for my lack of visitation to the streets and my own HQ. You see I was admitted to a psych ward because apparently my RHM and LHW decided I was off my meds and so off my rocker. Between them, Midol and Vicodin I was ambushed and sent away for my own good. While I was away I had the time to do some thinking with a clear head, free of the many drugs I pedal in my storefront. Ive come to a few decisions that I fee will best suit Los Angeles and its members. First off as my RHM has not only done his job but also my job in my absence it has shown me that he is quite capable to be on his own with people under him. Trust is something I dont hand out easily though in his case it was easy to trust him. From the first moment I named him as my RHM ive had no reason not to trust him. He has gone above and beyond that which I have asked him and I have no doubt he will do just fine out of the nest. I give you the newest auth in LA...........Shagtastic. Secondly I bring up another person who has not only impressed me but has made me proud. My LHW Luxuria started out small in the family and has worked her way up to the upper echelon that few have been able to enter. Many things in this family would not have been accomplished without her. So without further delay I name my second auth of the night Luxuria. Now that the authing is out of the way I can move on to other business. The leadership of LA is now being shifted. My ability to run it is lacking more and more each day. Now that my friend and Captain, Vicodin, has reached the esteemed rank of Don I feel confident in handing over the reigns to him. This is my final order for the city of LA and know that it will be in fine hands. There is more to this story than I am letting on but I wont bore you with all the intimate details. My family will be spread out between my new auths and I will be closing the main doors of the Pharmacy. While in my not so voluntary retreat I had the chance to leaf through many travel magazines. I saw many beautiful places that ive never heard of. I would like to visit these places. This life has taken its toll on me and I dont think I have it in me any more to rob old ladies of their purses, deal drugs to young punks that have no idea where or who they are, or sit in a casino wasting away hours drinking and losing money. Retirement is the life for me now. Traveling the world, relaxing on beaches, and of course spreading the joy of my presence to those who need it most. I dont have the time to thank all the people I wish to thank as there are just way too many and I wouldnt know where to begin. Those of you that know me know I love you all and I will miss you greatly. Over the next little while I hope to get to as many of you in private as I can to express this. In the meantime I have to pack up my office and make sure everyone gets all their possessions out of the building before I weld the doors shut. Thank you all for your time and patience on this matter. |
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Wow. Congratulations Shagtastic and Luxuria. Prozac you are a great guy, made the streets of Los Angeles a great place to be and crime there. I wish you the best of luck with what your Retirement, I do hope to see you back on these streets once more at a later date maybe. |
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| Reply by: Death-Knight at Apr 01, '09 16:28 | |
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| It is a sad day to see you go, boss. I have stuck with you for the longest time now and I will miss having you around, even though it has become less and less as of late. I approve of the auths heading forward from here and though it is a day of sadness that Prozac is leaving, we must not forget to rejoice now that Shagtastic and Luxuria have the permission to set up. You will be missed, but you will be celebrated. Thank you. | |
| Reply by: Mr_Corleone at Apr 01, '09 16:28 | |
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Prozac Sir, You have done a fine job in LA I will be sad to be seeing you step down but you are a man of great knowledge and I am sure you are doing everything in the best interests of LA. First off, Shagtastic... I feel I know you quite well and I look forward to working with you in LA, Ive worked with your bloodline before and I am glad you have been given this opportunity, Congrats! Ahh the lovely Luxuria... I wuv you! I know you have worked extremely hard, I feel we are very close Winks. You deserve this chance so much and I know you will continue to work extremely hard. Congratulations dear. |
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| Reply by: Ter at Apr 01, '09 16:29 | |
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Prozac, You've been as a father to me and I'll do what I can to make you proud. Thank you for this chance, I won't disappoint you. |
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| Reply by: Luxuria at Apr 01, '09 16:35 | |
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This is a bittersweet day for me man. You have done more for me than I could ever ask. I cannot thank you enough for once again giving me a chance that I didn't expect You wont ever be forgotten. |
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| Reply by: Shagtastic at Apr 01, '09 16:37 | |
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| This is a great move for the fine city of Los Angeles and I'm sure the two new crewleaders along with the current Captain will do a brilliant job. I wish them all good luck and all the best in the future. It is a shame to see you step down Prozac Sir, but it is a sign of the great job you've done to be able to leave the city the way it is. | |
| Reply by: Emoretti at Apr 01, '09 16:47 | |
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| Prozac, you took me in a long time ago now and while I spent a lot of time away I was always made to feel welcome when I came back. You'll be missed in LA, you've done a wonderful job with the city and I'm sure your two auth's will do you proud. | |
| Reply by: Deviant at Apr 01, '09 16:52 | |
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| Dont go:( | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Apr 01, '09 16:55 | |
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Harvey stays in the shadows, hiding any emotion or flaw of any kind while he speaks, fighting the cracks in his voice that are regrettably inevitable. The sound of a lone piano player coming from a rooftop nearby. Prozac, you were indeed a great leader while you were here. Tis a shame about the ward, but it was necessary. The lesser of two evils, so to speak. I have seen many families come and go in my time here. Many come and go. Some fight, some fall. Yet I'm not sure any of them have had an impact on me in the way The Pharmacy has. Prozac, you are an angel in this city that claims to be the City of Angels. Retirement is an interesting thing. But you've chosen some of the best people in the biz to stand in your stead. I'm proud to be a part of the Vicodin/Shagtastic/Luxuria leadership in LA. And I'm proud to have been a part of yours. |
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| Reply by: HarveyDent at Apr 01, '09 17:14 | |
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| Just dont go!!!:( | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Apr 01, '09 17:17 | |
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Just to further clarify for those of you that think this is an April Fools Day joke. I assure you it is not a joke. |
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| Reply by: Prozac at Apr 01, '09 17:55 | |
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| You've done a wonderful job. Enjoy your retirement. You'll be sorely missed. | |
| Reply by: Deadpool at Apr 01, '09 17:57 | |
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I reckon this must be a sad day for all of Los Angeles. However, it's good to see that it will remain in good hands. Enhorabuena Vicodin, Shagtastic and Luxuria. |
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| Reply by: Adrian at Apr 01, '09 18:27 | |
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I am sorry to hear of your retirement Prozac. You have shown my fathers a lot of kindness and oppurtunties, my bloodline will be forever grateful. It is sad to see you go, but if you feel it is for the best, then there is nothing to do but say our goodbyes. Farewell old friend. To the new auths, congratulations. My bloodlines have been close to the both of you for ages now. I am eager to see what you all can do to make LA a better place. Congratulations to both of you. Vicodin...lay off the drugs...but furthermore, congratulations on your takeover of Los Angeles. I know you will do great. I have faith, as long as you don't let the drugs take over your life :) |
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| Reply by: BuddyNielson at Apr 01, '09 22:10 | |
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| Hate to see you go boss... Love you man! | |
| Reply by: Odd at Apr 01, '09 22:52 | |
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Words cannot say how this makes me feel. My heart is breaking, but I know this is what you want. So instead of arguing wit you I will pat you on the ass and wish you well. Just know that you and yours will always have a place in my heart. Not my bed, but yes, my heart. She struggles to keep her voice steady.. I will miss you... Whatever you choose to do know that you have my support. |
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| Reply by: Midol at Apr 01, '09 22:58 | |
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Don Prozac, you are one of the greatest leader. You always put your family first. It's a sad day that you decide to step down. We'll miss you. And I would like to congratulate Shagtastic and Luxuria. They will make a great leader. |
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| Reply by: AvantGarde at Apr 01, '09 23:12 | |
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Congrats to the both off you. Aphotic_Bulldog opens a bottle of champagne. Here is to you guys. Bulldog chugs the booze. |
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| Reply by: Aphotic_Bulldog at Apr 02, '09 01:14 | |
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Sad news :( Somewhere up in heaven, your great great great grandfather, Javan, is paying up on a bet that he made with my grandfather Bi-Polar_Bear. :P Shame it had to come to this buddy, I know you had the best of intentions with your family, and big dreams of replacing old man Javan as God Father of our fair city. Best of luck and god speed in whatever you decide to do next. |
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| Reply by: Ettore_Boiardi at Apr 02, '09 01:19 | |
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