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| Admin Competition - A Cunning Linguist. | Started by: Squishy on May 15, '09 16:02 |
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Whining and complaining all the way home, The incessant little girl wouldn't leave me alone Pleading and begging "oh pretty please," Belle never stops til she gets what she needs, Innocent and wide eyed she looked up from the ground Until I gave it to her, the whole fat pound, Sucking and licking to her hearts content, The liquorish I bought her was money well spent. |
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| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 15, '09 17:32 | |
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There was once some one who was helpful But when he got shot he turned into helpdesk Now he is not very helpful if you want money Never ever ask him for money your you might get shot Well I could always do the honours if you want to die |
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| Reply by: IHATEU at May 15, '09 17:34 | |
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There once was an admin named BrianArooooo. Who lubed his shaft with slippery goo. He always missed his putt. Always landed in the ...rutt Had Camazotz the caddy cradle his balls for him too. |
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| Reply by: ForkRourke at May 15, '09 17:38 | |
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Being held down against his will, He realized he'd forgotten to take his pill Punching and biting and kicking and screaming, Squishy was thoroughly enjoying his beating, If Jess would only let up for one secon', Squishy might be able to get up I reckon, Escaping the clutches of the evil one, Squishy pumped as hard as he could and began to run, Jess began to cry, for her this was no fun. |
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| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 15, '09 17:40 | |
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There was was admin named Arao Oddly enough it rhymes with cow He stole lots of cash Disappeared with a flash Last lines of limericks are hard |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 15, '09 17:42 | |
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Izzy, it rhymes with Dizeee. But he's not a rascal nor a rapper. More like a blagger, or in fact: a Thomas Crapper He invented the toilet you know; not Izzy but Thomas Thomas Crapper I mean now, not Cam, the dumbarse. It's a simple case of mistaken identity, No one here's big on anonymity, but now I'm just spitting without reason, but with rhyme let's get back on track, BA's never had a 69. That's 3 admins already, I'm certainly going strong. Rumour has it, Belle's got a massive dong. Only 4 lines left, yet I'm still holding court I'll wrap it up here; Ganelon is short. |
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| Reply by: Sprozza at May 15, '09 17:44 | |
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| Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 15, '09 17:45 | |
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mario mario on the wall Who is the breakyist of them all? Why oniruaLoiraM of course! It could be worse He could be BrianArao. |
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| Reply by: Birday at May 15, '09 17:49 | |
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BrianArao went to the loo To have a great poo lil did he know i took all the tolit paper from the loo so he had nothing to wipe off the poo Thats what you get for supporting man u |
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| Reply by: trickynicky at May 15, '09 17:51 | |
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BrianArao. Who is he? |
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| Reply by: Mirkin at May 15, '09 17:53 | |
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| Slightly better known then that sprozza chap. | |
| Reply by: Birday at May 15, '09 17:56 | |
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A Day in the Life of Priest Billy_Bathtub 12:00 PM - Wake up and shake hands with the bishop 12:30 PM - Check on lunch and sample the secret sauce 1:00 PM - Go to the local male chiropractor and see if he'll work out a stiff joint 2:00 PM - Go to the local male jeweler and ask him to polish the family jewels 2:30 PM - Nap 4:00 PM - Say a little prayer and rub the magic lamp until the genie comes out 5:00 PM - Get staff prepared for church by rubbing the rod 6:00 PM - Warm up dinner for the altar boys 7:00 PM - Relax a little and play the skin flute or play the one-stringed guitar 8:00 PM - Get tired and take a shake break 9:00 PM - Wrist aerobics until bed 12:00 AM - Go to sleep |
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| Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 15, '09 18:01 | |
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FrankieFigs had a horrible wack. His girlfriend had a fantastic rack. Refreshing as fast as his connection would let. Despite his attempts, not a single success would be met. IzzyCreamcheese jumped on Frankie's Misses every chance he could get. |
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| Reply by: ForkRourke at May 15, '09 18:12 | |
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There once was a man called Sprozza, Who everyone thought was a tosser. He supported a team called 'United, Who sadly lost in their title bid. In agony he decided to shoot someone, But his gun blew up and he was gone. His love for the game had taken its toll, And at his funeral he got a big 'lol'. Poor old Sprozza, he was a Manc, He never had money, in the bank. Cheerio Sprozza, you will be missed, For now i am off to get myself pissed. Hope you enjoy :) |
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| Reply by: Cruel at May 15, '09 18:17 | |
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BrianArao smells like poo never washes his hands after he uses the loo never flushes after doin a poo how dare you support man u |
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| Reply by: trickynicky at May 15, '09 18:34 | |
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One day Squishy was sitting on his chair. What happend today was something very rare. Squishy was thinking long and hard about his sin. And this actually gave him some growth within. Now he was in trouble with the lovely secretary Linda. See the two of them got stuck, well kinda. He knew that it would not be easy to pull out. It seemed so easy when Linda opened her mouth. They needed to handle this situation right now. Linda, Squishy begged, start working on a solution some how. Quickly Linda realised the solution was right infront of her nose. Maybe she needed to suck up a bit more to Squishy, see how that goes. Gently she approached, she noticed him getting stronger. And within a few minutes the problem was there no longer. |
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| Reply by: Scipita at May 15, '09 18:51 | |
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Camazotz we see, is a fine young man But his father CharlieParker made a mess of a plan He fancies himself as a bit of a strategist But he was rubbish and crap and.. you get the gist "I'll help you DiscoDuck!" He exclaimed with such tact What a great shame it was, when he received HQ Wack |
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| Reply by: Gimpanzee at May 15, '09 19:56 | |
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Belle You love the ice cream, you love the nom-noms. You love the sundaes I bring you and the bon-bons. You're as fun as spitting off the 2nd story at the mall. You're fun to force feed sundaes but that's not all. When I talk to you its a guaranteed laugh. The only person that strays off no path. You deserve a prize, a medal, maybe an award. because you're awesome and just as awkward. |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at May 16, '09 04:33 | |
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The story is this... Anubis recieved his first kiss. He ran the whole way home to tell his mom but word was she wasnt home So he decided he would tell squish Squish sat him down told him he once knew this cow that woke up on the left side of the couch word on the street it was Ba's feet What would Squishy do now... Back to the moral of the story Squish taught Anubis how to control being horny. |
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| Reply by: Grassboy at May 16, '09 07:40 | |
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Well I got no favorite. As I have only played for a alittle while. But i am sure sure you are all just wonderful and amazing people. |
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| Reply by: TheLegBearker at May 16, '09 09:46 | |
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