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Admin Competition - A Cunning Linguist. | Started by: Squishy on May 15, '09 16:02 |
There once was a man named squishy he kicked people off, quite fishy he,s quick to the ban but me im a fan there once was a man named squishy :) lol |
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Reply by: antonio_vinchenzo2 at May 16, '09 10:50 | |
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There once was a spider He was from the interwebz Refused to turn red Because he was made of lead And then I stabbed him. (MARIO WAS RIGHT IT TURNS EVERYTHING TO GOLD) |
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Reply by: Birday at May 16, '09 11:19 | |
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There is an assistant named tiggy, Who displays sad eyes like a piggy, Because we had a great day, Godfather was mere inches away, Hilarious failed pro wack no biggie. Insult was compounded with injury, When a cretin of such gingery, Attained the rank, A slimy wee wank, The disgraceful Cluase Mclapninjury. |
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Reply by: SeanMackey at May 16, '09 11:57 | |
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Camazotz is a mighty horrible c, His tragic face makes women flee, He smells like shit, Has a woman's slit, And forces kids to sit on his knee. |
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Reply by: SeanMackey at May 16, '09 12:04 | |
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Times must be awfully fucking grim, When climbing from a chair destroys a limb, What a disaster, Leg in plaster, Assistant Sprozza I'm surly better than him. |
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Reply by: SeanMackey at May 16, '09 12:08 | |
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Oh Frankie oh Frankie, let's play a game. As long as we clean up the mess before we came. Perhaps I can persuade you into some role play? You know we could go all the way! Oh Frankie oh Frankie, let's play a game. |
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Reply by: Scipita at May 16, '09 16:23 | |
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It really was amazing... | |
Reply by: Odd at May 16, '09 16:40 | |
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Oh yes an amazing game it was, the best in town. The game is like levels, sometimes you go up sometimes I go down. And then reality kicks in and it's game over on the spot. But oh FrankieFigs you are a big shot! Maybe I'll see you next time I comedown... Oh yes an amazing game it was, the best in town. |
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Reply by: Scipita at May 16, '09 17:05 | |
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Sprozza opened his apartment door, pushed it aside and let his date walk through. Holding his jacket in one hand and her purse in the other, he closed the door with his hip, careful not to disturb his gun, a Magnum he kept in his pants. "Take a seat, I'll be right there." He said, walking through the living room into the kitchen. Sprozza had been waiting for some time to date Jenny and at last, she'd said yes. "Do you want a drink?" he shouted whilst reaching for two glasses. "Sure, something hard please." Jenny shouted back. Sprozza nearly dropped the glasses, this was the moment he'd been waiting for! Pouring them both a whiskey, he walked in, hands shaking with excitement. He handed a glass to Jenny, who took it, put it to her lips and downed the contents and smiled."Lets see your gun big boy!" Sprozza's head nearly exploded! He reached into his pants and pulled his gun out. Jenny smiled and touched the tip, staring Sprozza in the eye. "Can I make it shoot?" She asked. "You can indeed! Most of the time I'm just playing with it by myself to practice but I'm sure it'll shoot for you too, you just need to squeeze it here." he said, holding her hand and placing it on the shaft. Jenny squeezed but nothing happened, she squeezed again and again! Disappointed, she looked at Sprozza who nodded at the gun with a slightly nervous smile, Jenny squeezed again and began to shake the gun but still nothing happened. She looked up at Sprozza, "It's not working, perhaps I should go." Disheartened, Sprozza took a hold of his gun. "It works, I swear." Fumbling, Sprozza couldn't get the gun to shoot it's load. "Thanks for a lovely evening Sprozza but it's getting late, I should go." And with that, Jenny left. "Stupid gun!" Feeling sorry for himself, Sprozza turned to TV on with his left hand, continuing to play with his gun in his right. Flicking through the channels, trying to find something interesting to watch, he turned over to see David Hasselhoff running along a beach. "BANG!" |
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Reply by: Rhuarc at May 16, '09 19:21 | |
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Izzy and Belle were having dessert it would seem, Belle couldn't get enough of Izzy's cream, White and foamy it was quite the treat, The perfect topping for any sweet, They both finished off and seemed quite cheery, the way they acted was kind of eerie, "Same time tomorrow man?" Belle said, as Izzy chuckled and said "That's the plan" |
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Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 16, '09 20:23 | |
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Once was an old guy named TheWarWithin, Word on the street 'twas he's addicted to gin. Walking along all drunken and giddy His alcohol ran out, began to whine like a kiddie Crying and complaining and generally sad, Now that he's sober, things could go bad. |
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Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 17, '09 00:49 | |
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Here's my story about how mam Tiggy became my favorite admin. Just as I placed my first step in the mafioso city of Detroit I felt something cold against the back of my neck. Then a voice spoke up, "Hand over everything and I mean everything." There I was left with just a bunch of rags. My dream of setting up a legitimate business in the city was shattered. I roamed around the city with a growling stomach nothing in my pockets. I was cursing my decision for leaving Torncity when suddenly I saw this lady with a large purse hanging on her shoulder come towards me. My hunger made me try snatching that but as I tried to do so I felt something hard smack into my face. When I woke up I found myself on a cozy cot. The lady had brought me to her home. She was standing infront of me with a hot cup of what she called coffee. She handed the cup over and I heard her utter her first words, "Sorry for the blow, I didn't mean to hit that hard. You seem to be new here. What made you do this?" to which I narrated everything. The lady told me the rules of the city and everything else I needed to learn to survive in the city. She told me how she had started off and reached that high. In a manner, she filled me with courage to fight. While I was moving towards the door I heard her say, "The name's Tiggy by the way and if you ever need help feel free to walk in." ******************************** |
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Reply by: the-GOD-himself at May 17, '09 07:29 | |
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Oh Rianne, you certainly are a Vixen A big box you bought...the flavors were mixin' Certainly one of the best, yes top three So good actually, you could charge a hefty fee Still on my mind and my heart still needs fixin' Oh Rianne, you certainly are a Vixen |
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Reply by: Odd at May 17, '09 08:44 | |
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In the best three you say? I like to be in on the top. Do you remember that visit by the way? To that sweet shop? They had a selection numerous of toys. Some for the girls and some for the boys. Oh and do you remember those sweets with a taste? They were so yummy when properly placed. I am sure you enjoyed it just as much as I did. Cause I still remember and oh it was splendid. Frankie my flame, you are still on my mind. When it comes to playing this game.. you are one of a kind. |
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Reply by: Scipita at May 17, '09 09:49 | |
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I am sure I enjoyed it more. damn near made me fall to the floor. I'm positive they were in their proper place Couldn't you tell by the look on my face? Splendid it was, when your where all done remember? Every part of my body was numb.. You were number one, and was about to win but when I asked for more, you said never again you know I'm not to proud to beg for this Give Frankie more, I'm sure that'll put you back on the top of the list |
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Reply by: Odd at May 17, '09 13:22 | |
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Perhaps the moment of heat was the beauty of our games. If it would continue now, venus could be in flames. And baby, there's not enough water do put out that fire. So when I said never again it was to escape my desire. Little that you know, a dream got full filled. That great gun of yours is definately skilled. You might think you enjoyed it more, but you'll never be sure. What lasts now is a result of the games, we both have to endure. Every time I think about you I have a smile. Cause Frankie, our game had some serious freestyle. Upside down, on the floor and side ways... Oh dear FrankieFigs, I love you.. always! |
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Reply by: Scipita at May 17, '09 15:55 | |
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This competition is now closed, I will have a few independent people review it and will have the results posted when they are done. Thank you all for your submissions :) |
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Reply by: Squishy at May 17, '09 18:36 | |
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The following are the ones who received at least 3 votes each in our little poll. The above will each receive 1 bodyguard for their efforts. All entrants will receive 250k for their submissions. Thank you all for your efforts, this one turned out great :) |
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Reply by: Squishy at May 19, '09 11:41 | |
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Thank you very much for this contest! Also, many thanks to those who voted for my art. |
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Reply by: RourkeyRourke at May 19, '09 12:11 | |
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All entrants including us winners, or just those who had less than three votes? | |
Reply by: SirSammyRourke at May 19, '09 12:22 | |
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