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Marietta does not own the WHOLE WORLD as she still does not own me and my STAPLER!
What evs. |
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You may call me as many names as you like, Its not my fault your lack of achievement has you coming back here for more. You try to play it off as the new arrival who wants no part in this world yet you are here and speak hatred upon those who have achieved something.
Its okay son. Many family lines go through this phase. |
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I own you, right Pickles?
Bats eyelashes |
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I don't think Marietta could ever get killed.
Zeus would have to get off his fucking throne and chuck lightning at her before she dies. xD |
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Or, before Marietta could die, Jimmy the cowardly lion would have to find his heart... Perhaps somewhere... in OZ? |
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I'm confused by this banana and smootch thing. I'll just continue to stare at you in fright until somehow I wake up from this entire ordeal. |
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awwww look at him trying to get me to fight with my sister. Hey sis look out He swings a pillow at Marietta |
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I am offended...you didn't mention me!
*sobs* |
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Maybe UpYers is just looking for attention? |
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Oh I think most of the Rourkes have a piece of my heart! ~__^ |
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I apologize, Marc_Jamieson. You can have no life as well.
And I apologize Jimmy. You see, I too have accomplished quite a bit in this here world at different times. But that was when I had ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE so I can sympathize with your anger. But now, I've developed a life of Buddhist-like serenity which I wish to share with you for your benefit. Oh, and I wish to share it with Marietta via a Big 'OL SMOOCH and a ripe banana. Fear not sweet princess, the fear will go away but the scent of ripe banana will linger to give you strength!
SMOOTCH!!!!! |
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Yay I have no life!
wait... |
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So you are popping in at almost 3am to accuse the CL's of having no life.
When you, at 3am are... nevermind, you're your own catch 22 |
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DorkRourke stands and watches as Bubba breaks out from the city jail, only to chase UpYers down and give it to him, up his... |
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What is this "life" you speak of and where can I buy one? I'll trade some heroin for it? How about a crackdown or two?
She sighs sadly..
At this rate I'm never going to find one. I guess I am destined to commit petty crimes and the occasional felony for the rest of my life.
I shall go peddle my wares elsewhere before I find a dark corner to cry myself to sleep in because you told me I have no life and that am basically insignificant as I am only a right hand.
Thank you for making my day. |
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Still not understanding the bananas and SMOOTCHES. You'll have to be a little more direct with me. I don't follow big words too well. |
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Can I give you bananas and smootchies Marietta? I've been told that I make a mean banana bread too. |
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Oh great, more bubba jokes. Bubba-licious!
And I'm excruciatingly drunk so here I am, giving company to the miserable. (Yes, I do like these shores but daaaammmmmnnnn they take a lot of time, don't they?)
Grabs JimmyTheCowardLionHeart by the shoulder and they skip down the yellow-brick blood-stained streets singing "If we only had a life...."
C'mon people! You like it when a jerkwad comes to these shores for a short time, spouts a bunch of true crap about people, then gets used as target practice, allowing one lucky person the small vindication of being able to "rid the streets" of rudeness and such. An ancestor of mine once got a whisper "This will teach you a lesson" and I think it's hilarious that his death was taken so seriously.
Awwwww..... do the big mean CLs and other high-rankers get offended by lil' ol' me? A new Thug? I thought you were bigger than that, honestly. But no problem, some people will enjoy what I'm doing, others will get offended. You can measure the size of a man's character (and pee-pee) by how well he handles jibes.
As for women--they just generally rock no matter what they do (as long as I'm drunk) so you ladies all get a free pass on this one. Just remember, the guys with the smallest..... characters... got the most offended at this. And the guys with by far the biggest..... characters... thought this was funny (or started the thread in the first place) blows on his knuckles and polishes his nails on his 10,000 dollar suit collar. |
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In that case I was mightily amused by the whole thing. |
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