As you walk down the streets looking for a ligament argument to have you hear Uncle_Sam on a soap box blabbing on about How to argue with respect you stop on the corner just for a minute to listen to him say
"When in the streets listening to all the massive speeches going on about health care, or why your friend was just shot.. You sometimes wish you were more powerful and could insult them without any consequences, or tell them how it really is. Your not worried about the Swine flu coming to kill you and your family, or Your friend was shot because he called someone a rat at there funereal. You cannot talk like that in the streets I am here today to tell you that there are other ways to deal with these kind of situations like the following:
1. You can agree with a idiot who said something stupid above and then when push comes to shove you can say "I didn't say that John doe did!" and no harm will be done (most of the time)
2. You can calmly and respectfully tell whomever you are arguing with that they and yourself are being childish and should handle this like responsible mobsters and go to a friend who knows what they are talking about, or research the topic.
3.You can STAY OUT of it go buy/steal a bucket of popcorn pop a squat and watch the fireworks happen.
As Sam ends his speech with a few more words and thank you's he points to a random person in the crowd or mobsters and tells them to start a ligament argument for an example. |
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Adamine tell me why this is a big fat No. for you? |
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Wait, you want a ligament argument? What about tendons and muscles? Bones? |
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No one asked for an argument involving bones. |
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ha,ha.. i know i spelled a word my computer wont tell me how to spell right.. i don't know how to spell it but it is pronounced (La-jit-a-ment) I was hoping nobody caught that I noticed it after I posted it. :) |
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Advantage grabs a hold of Uncle_Sam.
Snap out of it boy, you're going to make it! Quick someone get me some penicillin. This man has a horrible case of OOCitis.
Advantage lays Uncle_Sam on the ground and begins to wave cool air at him in hopes of cooling him off |
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Awesome.. you got it.. I have no grammar skills what-so-ever my computer does it all for me.. but besides my massive grammar mistakes let's argue like it says what about? |
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You didn't even offer a subject or topic! You just want to sit here and give an opinion that no one wants. |
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The point of this was for someone who read it to pick a topic to argue about Do you wish for me to choose something? I could make this funny or I could make it serious.. again the choice is yours. |
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I do believe the choice was yours seeing as how you came to the streets with this speech. That we HEARD |
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Ok: what is the sound of one hand clapping,
or somewhat better: does a tree make a sound if nobody is in the forest? |
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Dr.Jekyll walks out and grabs Prophet by his shirt and drags him back to HQ
Prophet, I have told you many times before you can't argue with people like Uncle_Sam
Dr.Jekyll smack Prophet up side his head and continues draggin' back to the HQ |
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Dear goodness, what the hell is this? Normally, I can appreciate Street Activity. But this is Absent Activity. It's like Uncle_Sam running around a pile of wood, covered in gas, but doesn't know what to do with it. God damn. If you can't bring something valuable to the table, get the fuck out. |
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the sound of one hand clapping is a kind of weak skin on skin noise. and yes it does. problems solved |
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Ok, A dear friend of mine has brought me to my senses and I apologize for my insolence in this speech, And the grammar mistakes I have made :) Don't expect to be hearing from me in this form again.. I have yet to realize what era this game is based on and need to get myself into it while I am playing.
Thank you all for your patience.
-Uncle_Sam |
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Are you telling us to start an argument for your entertainment?
I'm seriously missing what point Sam is trying to make. |
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OK, well, I guess I was speaking myself so I didn't hear him apologizing so just forget I said anything. |
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