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| I Hate Love | Started by: Cav on Jun 02, '09 16:25 |
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A large fellow steps upon a barrel inside the city square, raising his hands he gathers the crowds attention... People, I hate Love!. Only the weak show such emotion. There is no man who shares this word, of love. No one should have to endure these so-called feelings of love. Women spread this word, for what reason? Decieving the man! Relatives spread this word, why you ask?!?! To get into our pockets, our wills... Greeting card companies spread this word for no other reason than our relatives and anyone else trying to get a piece of a hard working man's earnings. Friends use this word only to decieve us in the end, usually with a ice pick to the temple or a debt too large to overcome. I believe, he who uses such a word shall parrish throughout time. Ladies and Gents...I hate the word Love. Gets down off of the barrel and walks over to a pole, he pulls out a small poster and attaches it to the pole... WIFE WANTED: Will Feed Twice A Week. Must Keep Stable Job. Must Know Atleast 3 Pizza Recipes. Must Clean House 7 Days A Week. Must Never Use The Word "LOVE". Must Want 5-10 Children In Near Future. |
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| Thats a bit sad Cav.:( | |
| Reply by: Shrink at Jun 02, '09 16:27 | |
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I love it Cav great read.. my definition of love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting you not to and trusting someone only ends in your destruction! |
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| Reply by: Uncle_Sam at Jun 02, '09 16:32 | |
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Cav. I just have one thing to say to you. I love you. Now gimme a hug. Opens his arms and waits for Cav to hug him. And you forgot a few entries on your list: Must use the word God while in bed with Cav. Example: Oh, Cav. You are a God. Speaking of Bed, must offer sex to Cav at least five times a week. Must get Striphe tattooed on your chest and Cav tattooed on your back Must invite Brick_Pollitt over for each of the three pizza nights And that's about it. |
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| Reply by: Brick_Pollitt at Jun 02, '09 16:33 | |
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runs from Brick's hug... No idea how I forgot those, except sex must be 7 times per week. |
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| Reply by: Cav at Jun 02, '09 16:37 | |
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| Cav told me once that Love is like pissing yourself in the winter. It makes you feel warm all over, but doesn't last very fucking long! | |
| Reply by: Focus at Jun 02, '09 17:33 | |
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I don't hate love Cav. I just hate the people I love and love to hate them. I think that sounds about right. lites a joint to relieve him of this love stress |
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| Reply by: JamaicanMob_Marley at Jun 02, '09 17:44 | |
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5 or 10 mini Cav's about would be pretty damn weird, i can see it now, it aint pretty.. Will have nightmares tonight |
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| Reply by: Grassboy at Jun 02, '09 19:18 | |
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Katie signs her dear friend up. Pickles is a sweet girl. She'll give you everything you want and more! |
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| Reply by: KatieMurdock at Jun 02, '09 19:25 | |
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| haha interesting cav great read though | |
| Reply by: TM at Jun 02, '09 19:45 | |
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Pickles hates me :( I tried getting her drunk...just doesnt work on her..sighs.. |
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| Reply by: Cav at Jun 02, '09 19:59 | |
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Hookers and zombies in every direction. Leaning out the car, steady, looking for some action. =D |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at Jun 02, '09 20:10 | |
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Cav, I have the perfect person for the job. I hereby give you.....StripheVenzetti. I know you pair love eachother so he is your burden now. Enjoy. |
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| Reply by: Cruel at Jun 02, '09 20:21 | |
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Arghh I love no one!!!! And me and Striphe are through. He...he...has a gambling problem :*( |
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| Reply by: Cav at Jun 02, '09 20:27 | |
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Striphe does. I can prove it. XD LoL I'll love you Cav. I'll feed you twice a day. I'll let you walk around outside of your cage for an hour 3 times a day. 1 bathroom break a day so make it useful. |
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| Reply by: Schizophrenic at Jun 02, '09 20:30 | |
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AWWWWW Cav I LOVE you!!!!!!!! C'mon, you know you love meh lol hugs Cav really tightly |
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| Reply by: TemperanceMarie at Jun 02, '09 23:46 | |
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Hugs you back... But I still Hate you... |
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| Reply by: Cav at Jun 02, '09 23:49 | |
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| Cav your my buddy | |
| Reply by: Dr_Jekyll at Jun 03, '09 00:04 | |
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I hate Cav and I love to gamble. |
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| Reply by: StripheVenzetti at Jun 03, '09 03:47 | |
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| They are most truest words I have ever heard come from StripheVenzetti | |
| Reply by: Dr_Jekyll at Jun 03, '09 04:02 | |
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