Im the latest Rourke! So, for now, im the last :P

if AWESOME says it, it must be true

If I behave well enough I want to be known as CourkeSucker!

*frankly I think I have done enough to be called this already!*

No, DannyBoy, you're the current first. Keep up.

See lets get this settled! Shall we?

What is a Rourke?

A puppie eating

Take over the world

Brother and sister bond Someone Marietta stalk's

and a low goomba?

No that can't be right, someone clear it up for me im still foggy here.

Bingo.

Danny = First

X(

Sounds like your describing me! Now a normal rourke(not me or Rourke) is someone with authority. He is someone who must have power! Thats why there are so many and why they are all dons and godfathers(With the exception of me and Rourke). Which is simplified to...

A puppie eating

Take over the world

Brother and sister bond Someone Marietta stalk's

and a low goomba!

There is a story... hidden in the bowels of the DT sewer system, that involves phlem, vomit and incest.

This story regrettably details in detail the details of Rourke conception. It is not for the weak willed or weak stomached. Thankfully, I have lost my memory of the map to this hideous genesis tale and can only dimly remember a few wretched shreds. Most of which involve diseased bodily fluids and gay sex.

If you ask the right person they may guide you to the scroll upon which this story is scrawled, but I'd recommend letting them find you and not the other way around as most of them are blind, nymphomaniacal creatures who have been known to eat puppies just for the thrill of it.

Anyhow, I have said too much and need to go bathe in some holy water.

The young woman stands at the side of Godmother Marietta, adjusting her new dress and scanning the crowd. She chokes, however, when Marieta utters the phrase "Rourkes who have been thrust in my marriage". Concerned, she pulls her Godmother aside and speaks softly in her ear.

Is this really the proper forum to discuss your extra-marital Rourke-thrusting habits, Godmother?

Rourke-thrusting habits are a topic of discussion all across the world. It is widely accepted as a sport, and sometimes as a casino game.

Vincer nods

Rourke stood by the sidelines and stared, mouth agape, as Kates sauntered up to GodMother Marietta. Rourke had a few dirty thought to himself and felt his loins begin to burn with fires he hadn't felt since his last encounter with the lovely Scipita. Rourke watched Kates speak and hung on every word, her voice oozing with sex appeal and her lips carefully pursed suggestively. After thirty six minutes of staring in silence, Rourke finally mustered up the courage to speak:

"Kates, I'd like you to know that I'm usually the one doing the thrusting. Just like in the world of business, Marietta forces her associates to do all the work."

Rourkey sips from a wine glass and continues his walk down the street.

As Rampage sees Rourke walk down the street, he throws a mirror which reflects on the sun making it supper shinny

"Hey danny, shhhh.. Hey come watch look what Rourke is gonna do."

Danny walks up and stands beside Rampage, watching Rourke from a certain view

"Hmmmm, ah, I see. Let us watch indeed."

Picks up a riot sheild

Lets get it awn!

I can't believe you are having such a conversation about Rourkes. lolz

I've heard that the Rourkes hatch from eggs birthed from the passionate union of two Canadian men.

Power to the Oneils!!!!!

Well Rourkes are AWSOME, they have magical sea horses and tend to eat puppies.

My kin is going to be a Rourke!! :D

How dare you describe anyone but me as awesome.

Awesome pouts and crosses his arms.

How does one become a Rourke?

Could you be one by simply going to your local city hall and changing your last name and...

Poof! You're automatically a member of the most powerful union present in this world of ours?