I am definatly going to be a Rourke simply becuase I am a badass =]]

And toghether we will eat puppies and take over the shinny world

I didn't get the memo!!

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Lmao.. I actually have no idea who or what Rourke is!

You can't sign up to be a Rourke. It just happens. And when it does, you get this tingly feeling all over. Kind of like you're experiencing a freedom you have never, ever had before. It's marvelous.

Kind of makes you get a little feisty sexually, too.

it si all poweer

Rourkes are like parasite they just spread everywhere, BUT they are nice parasites.

You want to know what a Rourke is ??

Ill tell you.

A Rourke is a man/woman who is beautifuly hearted, they have hearts of gold and love everyone. MikeyRourke was a big example of this closely followed by RourkeyRourke.

Rourkes are also man/women of their words. They stick to their desicion. The best example for this would have to be Mr Godfather ThomasRourke.

I love Rourkes, even though yes they are taking over this world, I still love them. I thank every Rourke that has been my friend and I can't wait to meet more of your Rourkey family hehe

I agree with DeathKnight I liked Mickey much he was one of the best Rourkes I have ever known, followed by Rourkey God Rest Their souls.

Hey Rourke, how the hell do you "Sharpen a gun?"

Same way you shoot a sword :D

Hey Rourke, how the hell do you "Sharpen a gun?"

I usually use a knife.

hey Rourke, can you teach me how to Sharpen a gun, please?

I found out what Rourke is..

Its an ancient piece of pottery used to emphesise on the awesomeness of Mr.Rourke himself.. :P

Awesome and Rourke do NOT mix!

This is truley amazing! A Rourke has the power to sharpen a gun!!!

So do you stab people with your gun?

Reverend is covering up for the Church!

I found some interesting documents that belonged to my Grandfather, PhatballzRourke. The Rourke name has nothing to do with Old English. Ever wonder why we never here what Jesus' middle name was? His middle name was Rourke, after the Virgin Mary Rourke.

After Jesus fertilized Mary she gave birth to son, Thomas. The name Christ and Rourke were never used again in those days to avoid persecution. Evidence suggests that we Rourkes of today are descendants of Jesus' and Mary's son. This also explains why Brian is darker then the rest of us. Everyone knows that Jesus was a dark skinned Arab man. Brian got the pigmentation gene from Jesus.

So A Rourke is a GOD?!!?

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just MM me and you would relize that!

But if a Rourke is a god and has powers, how come "Rourke" hasn't stopped Mariettas Chamber snoring??