<em>Reverend begins to walk the warm summer streets of New York city, and realises he needs a treat. Ring Ring goes the good humor truck Reverend flags him down.</em>

One Klondike bar sir. No problem that will be 15 cents

<em>Reverend pays the man and moves on. Reverend thinks to himself wow this thing is really good. I think the question posed what would I do for a Klondike bar is a good one</em>

So now I ask you my friends in this life of ours what would you do for a Klondike bar?

I'd steal one from a kid.

Hearing the man on the street posing the question 'what would you do for a Klondike bar?' he pulls out his good friend stanley

I will put this away and spare you a nasty scar for one. Thats how we roll back in merseyside.

Since I already have butter pecan ice cream, not much, but melt it all together and add some rich belgian milk chocolate.....just about rip a man to shreads

Just for those that are not sure what a Klondike bar is, since they are new and all. Here is a little info for you.

"Klondike" is a brand name for a dessert generally consisting of a vanilla ice cream square coated with a thin layer of chocolate-flavored coating. The first recorded advertisement for the Klondike was on February 5, 1922 in the Youngstown Vindicator.  They are generally wrapped with a silver-colored wrapper, upon which the mascot for the brand, a polar bear, appears. In the UK, the generic name for this type of dessert is choc ice. Unlike many similar frozen treats, the Klondike bar does not have a stick, a point often touted in advertising.

The Klondike bar was created by the Isaly Dairy Company of Youngstown, Ohio in the early 1920s. Rights to the name were eventually sold to Good Humor-Breyers, part of Unilever. It is known for its jingle slogan

Sal thinks about what has been said for a moment

"So, really, seeing as you just said it's been around since the early 1920's, it's been about a fair 10 years, resulting in it not being 'new and all' and the most people should know what was is. As to the question to posed. Not much really, if I can get one from that truck for 15 cent, I'll give 15 cent, problem solved"

Sal walks away wondering why this is even being discussed

It was made 10 years ago true, but has not been avaliable all aroundt he nation until recently. So this is why I bring it up. And yes you can buy one for 15 cents, but what if they're all out and you see other people with one then what this is what I ask you sir.

"I would then go to the store and pruchase one. There are many stores wround this city, and i seriously doubt that they will all be out of Klondike bars at the same time. If that time does come. Gimme a call."

 I would simply walk by and steal yours my good man!

I was once poised with this intensly philosphical question. I ended up simple walking into a gas station. Knocked it over. Got in the car and realised I forgot something. Made my driver turn around, I got out and walk back inside and grabbed one. Then I told the clerk and his urine stained pants to put it on my tab.

Considering the number of joints I consume daily.

puts his finger on his chin and thinks

I'd probably set up a Klondike truck heist with my best men, take over control of the truck, enjoy as many as I please, and then drive around the streets and sell them for 30 cents each.

That's what I would do!

Begans plotting with -Rastaman- and Sunkist

A man is walking down the street when another man in a suit grabs his shoulder.

Sir, What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Uhhh Im not sure...

Would you touch your nose?

...sure... The man touches his nose

Would you hop on one leg?

...sure.... The man hops on one leg

Would you kill a man?

WHAT?!?!?!

....nothing..... The man in the suit walks away

Justin over hears the man asking "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

I would do nothing because I can't stand a Klondike bar. In my personal opinion I think they taste nasty. Now If i did like them I would probably steal one.

Justin tips his hat to the man and walks away

I would lite a hospital full of bunnies on fire then eat the chared remains

Pickles waves around his baseball bat

Here's a better question . . . what wouldn't I do for a Klondike bar!  Hand it over!

I would bitch slap a Godperson (none in particular) for a Klondike bar.

Hearing somone ask a question Bisk strolls over to see what the commotion is all about.

What would I do for a Klondike bar?... Hmmmm.... I'd make a fuzz lick my shoes. That's what I'd do for a Klondike bar.

I would pants Premier in front of everyone.  Then, I could only hope I get the wrapper off before Prem beats me silly.

I would kill Marley and his gay love interest Rastaman

I would tie myself to two steel blocks and throw myself off a bridge.. And hopefully land on a garbage barge..