Fayth hears an interesting speech and decides to answer logically

I'd buy one.

Nice history lesson on the Klondike bar.

Well...  I won't lie.  Once a friend and I went to the market, bought a few things, and drove back to my place to drop me off.  She started to drive away again when I realized that I'd left something in her car.  I ran for the car, she didn't see me wave, and I couldn't just let her get away.  So I jumped through the open passenger side window.  I could go on and detail how my legs flailed outside the car as she drove down the street... but I'll just stop here.

So really, if desperate enough, what wouldn't I do for a particularly tasty treat?

I'd wrestle a naked woman for a tasty treat. Icecream treat that is. lol

Walk to the nearest store buy one, eat it, and shoot the owner of the store. Then leave with another.

I would donate thousands of dollars to a Childrens Hospital....as long as none of them have touched the Klondike Bar. Dont want to catch anything.

Guido strokes his chin.

For a klondike bar i would give up the life of crime.

I'm not sure if there is anything good enough to make me give up a life of crime.

I'd actually spend more than five minutes in the same room as Hairybaby