The only problem was, that he didn't have any money to begin his business.

So, he went to a Loanshark to get money for his loansharking business.

Zmeika and Maedhros urged him to reconsider, saying it was silly, that they would lend him the money and credits he required.

But sharky didn't want to listen, saying he didn't need their money and that they weren't ''his real parents''.

They were a bit taken back by that comment, who did he think that money from the tooth fairy came from?

Sharky was shocked, what if Santa wasn't real too?!

Maedhros quickly responded, saying if Sharky stops believe in Santa, his magical powers fade and Sharky won't get the new beach ball he had his heart set on.

Sharky didn't know what to do anymore, so he pulled out his teeth out so he would get monies from the Tooth Fairy so he could start his business.

Unfortunately, he had to take all his tooth fairy money and invest it in new teeth, titanium, only the best for Sharky.

Well damn, how was he going to get monies now, he wondered if perhaps he could go rob an old lady?!

He was devising the perfect purse robbing strategy, when he chomped hard, and completely through the bone in his t-bone steak. 

He would simply creep up to the old lady, and make a noise so that she would look at him, after which she would faint because he was a sharkthing on land

Then he would menacingly, with his gleaming metal teeth, say his favourite shark line, "Fish are friends not food", before scurrying away.

Then he would try and find Nemo, often without success.

One time, Zmeika went out and bought Sharky a clownfish, but every time Sharky trotted over to it in his sleep aquarium, the fish would swim away in terror.

That made Sharky very said and one time he decided to drown himself, but that didn't work out because he was a shark.

That behaviour was very worrying for Zmeika and Maedhros, so they decided to stage a Shark-er-vention (they were not particularly creative).

To cheer him up, Maedhros took Sharky to Sea World to play with the dolphins, but Sharky ate one of the dolphins instead. 

The trainers were horrified, but a bunch of kids ran up to Sharky excitedly asking him to do it again.

Sharky looked very confused and soon he would panic and possibly go on a rampage, so Zmeika had to drag him off by the fin, the children yelling, cheering and following him on.