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ADMIN COMP: Haiku about a well known player or staff Started by: Squishy on May 12, '15 20:46

Lets keep it semi friendly so no one gets killed or butthurt please :)

Ok, heres the deal:

Write a Haiku about a well known player or staff.  Please take a few moments to look up what a haiku is and its proper format, any entry that is not correct will not count.

It must be original, entertaining, and be about a person that your average player will know (This inside jokes that only 3 people know are not very entertaining for the masses).

 

This competition ends May 14th at 20:50:00, prizes include super VIP, VIP, herpes, and some other stuff.

 

Good luck!

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(You can do more than one, yes)

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A Russian came to be

At sometime met we

IvanRomanov is he

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Everyone brings joy
Some coming, others leaving
Morty please go away

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Squishy gives credits
You win if you type quickly
So, Click click! Type Type!

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Have A Bad Email
Squishy will find you quickly
You will be DD

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Squishy the top god
Likes to pretend he's not odd
We know different.

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Jono is a thief

A hubcap he would steal

The bin dipping scouse.

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Curtis and Tetley
Very big guns and cities
Wear stockings all day.

 

(just kidding plz don't shoot me)

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Richard Kuklinski
Known as Kuku in the streets
Is and idiot.

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A Scouser once asked,
“Why, pray tell, is the sand wet?”
Because the sea weed.

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Sho

A Scouser once asked,
“Why, pray tell, is the sand wet?”
Because the sea weed.

The Haiku needs to be original as stated in the rules, not an existing one with one word changed.

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Formidable Sho

Most Bodyguards ever seen

All unite to kill

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Sorry I had the wrong thing still in my clipboard

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Stupid fucking dupers
Coming from Indonesia
Hope you get pink eye

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Squishy is his name

Mafia Return is his game

Creamcheese always remains the same

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Ill is his gun

Cruel is your fate

When Handiman comes looking for your name

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Prolong sucks at MR
He is the king slacker
Who doesn't hate him
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Premeir bought a frap

Popped squat, started a chat

.....

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TheDean makes it rain! 

LadyGaga curtains down!

Bang! Bang! One wave out! 

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