Bespoke walks along the street enthusiastically reading his paper almost colliding with a lamppost. Finishing he dumps his read paper at the sleeping figure of a homeless creature before heading onward to organise a raid on the local trucking depot. 

Liam_Neeson sorts through his desk and notices a old worn out Mafia Herald, he reaches for his phone to ring up TheReporter

hello, yes id like to speak to TheReporter please, oh well if he is out of office could you ask him when he will be publishing a new copy of the Mafia Herald. it appears my copy is a tad worn out