Rourke calmly lights a cigarette as he places his back against the wall of his cell. He feels so alone in here.....like no one else is here for him. Clearly, he represents The Riot! and its business interests, but while he is in jail nobody can hear him scream. He thinks to himself:

"I could use some sort of assistance in here. Really, I need some sort of organization....some sort of group or team....some sort of business fraternity that could assist me while in jail."

The idea hits him like a bolt of lightning. In that I mean he has a few spasms and jerks around a bit in his cell. He pulls back from the wall and steps forward to speak with the guards:

With the recent death of Juancarlo, I would like to take this opportunity to start The Jail Gang. Too often we have seen ourselves thrown in jail without a soul to save us, without a life raft to hold onto, without a friend....just the rank stench of Bubba's breath on our neck as he kisses us good night. We must band together and UNITE against our oppressors and fight back while in jail.

I would like to announce myself as PRESIDENT, FOUNDER, CEO, AND PRINCIPLE OWNER of The Jail Gang.

Rourke begins writing on a scrap of toilet paper and posts the message on the wall of his jail cell.

Membership fee of $5,000,000 upon application due directly to Rourke

Rourke sits down in the jail cell and waits for the money to roll in.

After the death of JuanCarlo I was very afraid that I would not have a jail gang to call home.

Since you have opened this up for all those wayward souls, Rourke, I no longer have that drowning feeling.

I'm so in.

Sends over money.

I was second in command...

Scratches his head

What shall I do now?

Can the payments be made in installments by chance?

Feel free to pay me the $5,000,000 fee and you will regain your position.

Can the payments be made in installments by chance?

Reply by: Extreme_Pita at Aug 24, '09 16:13

Yes of course! One installment of five million, please.

Baby wonders about this

Is this a good idea... I mean look what happened to Jauncarlo...He was "Dismembered"

Concigliere Baby-Firefly... if i may. With all due respect, there is a big difference between a Don and a Wise Guy. Well, it's quite huge in my book, also Don Rourke happens to be Marietta's RHM. I doubt very much that this will cause dismemberment. I applaud this idea, and when i get the 5 million i cant say i wont consider this.

Sneaky

Understand that all post are not serious prime example being this one with a friend of mine Rourke. And if I am not mistaken I thold the rank of Consigliere. Let this be a lesson that things may not be as they seem. 

With all due respect Don Rourke, I think Juancarlo would have like for me to keep the gang that he recruited himself, if it's fine with you we can have two diferent gangs..

Don Rourke can i make a payment of $5million worth of shares in my apple sticker business?

 i hope you please remember who started the idea of a jail gang, Juancarlo and the least you can do i say a few words at his funreal. thank you

Or maybe you Regie can learn to show the proper respect a Don in the streets, and not just a Don but the right hand to a God Mother.

Perhaps we could leave our high horses in their stable when said Don is clearly dicking about.

~T~

"Sorry Seabiscut... time to go home old girl"

LessThan walks his prize winning horse back to her stable

While it was clear Don Rourke was joking I still feel it is always advisable to show the due respect when addressing anyone

I don't feel Regie's response was particularly disrespectful.

I'd prefer to invest my money in Seabiscuit. I've heard good things about her.

~T~

I'd be prepared to indulge you in a game of sea biscuit for 5 million.

LessThan turns around after hearing whispers of Seabiscut.  Climbing aboard her he shouts out.

"Thats right ladies and gents!

For 5 measly million dollars you can watch the infamous Rourke race my sweet little SeaBiscut here!  Are there any takers?  Folks, once in a lifetime chance here."

"One thing though, who will jocky for the Rourke?"

Wow,With all due respect Jauncarlo made this just for fun while in jail,something to do,not as a way to make money,but ehh,when I get 5 million,Ill get in..haha.