Tony walks out onto the streets. Lookin around and finds the perfect spot to stand and say what he HAD to say to his fellow mafioso that were walkin by. He cleared his throat and then said................

"People we I don't really ever talk in front of big crouds like this but there is somethin that i gotta say to you all. We are lucky. The ones that have been taken off the streets and given a family. The men responsible for our saftey and our being alive and living the life are our Don's and the RHM/LHM of your family. I personally am gratefull for the family i am in. Don Sherlock and the RHM/LHM. They are great guys. I don't think I could have a better Don as a CL. I look up to him and the RHM/LHM. I really respect them. NOW! it is your time to stand up and pay your respect and say how you feel about your Don and the RHM/LHM of the family. I don't want to see any trash talkin out here though. This is for anybody who wants to say good things.

Tony steps down and looks around to see if anybody will say anythin.............

My favorite Don is Iota.

I is for the way he I-balls me.

O is for the Only one I see.

T is for the way he Touches me.

A is for the way he Alaskan Pipelines me.

He deserves heaps of praise out in the streets.

My favourite Don is Tallien.

~T~

My favorite Don would have to be Deimne.

Phelix wanders off, wiping the brown from his nose.

Everytime I hear the word Don, I sing to myself "Don don donnn!!"

So dramatic!

My favourite Don is Rourke.

R is for the way he Ravishes me

O is for the Only lover I need

U is for an Undying flame I hold for thee

R is for the Romantic side only I can see

K is for the Kisses he gives to me

E is for Erotic moments we share together

My favorite Don is Jono, mostly because he isn't one and I hope he never gets to that rank. He is kind of foul smelling, a wee bit rancid looking and has one toe that is so much larger than the rest it has it's own birth cert. He also rides around on a donkey holding a broom stick screaming "On Guard" to ever windmill he see's. So he is my favorite Don in theory :P

Hey! I love that Donkey! It's name is Money-B.

I would like to start a public petition that Die_Clause never reaches the hallowed rank of Don as long as he roams these fair streets.

:Tom listens carefully, then approaches respectfully, hand extended:

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That being said, Benny is the best.  I LOVE selling the coke that my lab produces and pulling off big crimes with my friends on Tuesdays, because he lets us keep all of our profits!  He also lets me manage his comedy club, which, if I do say so myself, I've turned around into a pretty happening establishment.  It's probably one of the cooler things I've done so far.  But all of this pales in comparison to much of what he has done for me.  To be honest, as Tony so unintelligibly said, I owe my life to King Benny, as we all do to our bosses, for allowing us to make money by ripping other people off.  God Bless America.

I would have to agree with Rourke on this one. It is most amusing that Die_Clause isn't Don, mainly because he isn't pretty, but also because he is a prick.

Oh and I feel that Don Tie is, without a doubt, the greatest Don, possibly of all-time. He is just immaculate.

Tallien, no need to play the big brave Don for the crowds, you tell me everyday I'm the best there is...and you mean it. Don't try and come back with some smart retort, we can all see right through it.

I would say myself but alas I am not a don yet...so I'd say Deimne...I just adore that cute rudolph-esque nose!

Rumour has it that Kizzy person is rather awesome.

She can float my boat anyday.

lorrie is a very nice individual indeed.

I would very much like to take a tumble with her.

C

None of the current dons have caught my attention, therefore i will have to say they are all shit.

But if i had to pick one it would be BoabyWanKenobi or possibly Iota, only because they are not fenians.

I hate you.

~T~

If we were talking about favourite Capo then Noah-Levenstein wins hands. He is so hawt.

Even more after that.

~T~

I choose to take offence to that, Mr. Virgin.

I am far more attractive than that old guy.