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| Guns For Hire, Inc. | Started by: GunsForHire on Oct 19, '15 03:10 |
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Hi I'll keep this as brief and simple as possible. Guns For Hire, Inc. is a contract-for-hire service that will kill people for a price. The price will depend on the rank and protection of the target and will be negotiated beforehand. All transactions and communications will go through me, anonymously if you choose. Once a hit is made, it cannot be bought off. We do not discriminate contracts and are uninterested in the reasons behind placing them. We are only interested in making money. I will be glad to answer any questions here or privately. |
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queenie is impressed with the boasts being made so publicly and feels an urge to gain more information on the services being offered.
Firstly, how do you plan to live long enough to perfect the skill required to kill people you've been contracted to? Secondly, what garuntees do you provide that you and your associates will fulfill the contract and not simply run off with the coins that cross your palms?
I'm not keen on the French prime minister, seeing as he's such a well guarded and high profile figure, the chances are your assassin will be captured before they make their escape. Will it cost more to have them take their own life so they can't be forced to divulge information regarding their current employer and such?
Finally. Do you drink tea or coffee, if you're a coffee drinker one will simply have to presume that you're hyped up on a surplus of caffeine and not in your right mind, presently.
queenie motions to one of her entourage to stay behind to record the response and climbs into her carriage. The carriage disappearing into the sunset containing queenie and queenie's mind containing visions of invading France forcing a smile upon her face |
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| Reply by: queenie at Oct 22, '15 00:26 | |
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1.) I will not be executing any of the hits, queenie. Nor will anybody bearing a similar name to me. Our network of assassins will carry out the hits. I am simply a liason for Guns For Hire, Inc. 2.) I can understand why people would be wary of us taking the money and vanishing in the night with it. It is a valid concern. All I can say is that to do so would be very short-sighted of us. We are looking to get a successful business enterprise off the ground, not con some poor sap out of their money. Most likely, arrangements will be made on a case-by-case basis. Being contacted by somebody anonymously will require us to handle our transactions differently than somebody contacting us outright. It will be discussed with the client beforehand, and no money will swap hands until both parties are in agreement. While we realize that many people will be skeptical of this, there will inevitably be somebody that will take advantage of our services. We are confident that the outcome will speak for itself and we will build confidence in that way, 3.) We are confident this will not be a problem, regardless of our client being anonymous or otherwise. Our assassins know the risks and accept the potential consequences of their actions. It would not be in our best interest to divulge this information. There will be no hidden fees, only what was agreed upon up front. 4.) Coffee |
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| Reply by: GunsForHire at Oct 23, '15 00:24 | |
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| How much would it cost to kill Visas ? | |
| Reply by: Psychopath at Oct 23, '15 02:07 | |
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it's about time! Everyone can have fun playing cowboys and Indians. |
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| Reply by: JoeG at Oct 23, '15 02:40 | |
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| With the death of my predecessor GunsForHire, I will be picking up where my business associate left off. My role, like GunsForHire, is simply to answer questions and handle business transactions. All private conversations will be confidential, however if you choose to contact us anonymously we can still accomodate. | |
| Reply by: GunsForHireInc at Oct 23, '15 04:18 | |
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Anton notices a young one running around the gardens proclaiming to be assassins. Is it becoming a norm now? Say Mr Guns? Mr Inc? how do I contact you anonymously? If you know there is ever a hobo I come across that needs to be dealt with? |
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| Reply by: Anton_giovanni at Oct 23, '15 05:24 | |
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The list is growing. Can you hear the laughter echo on the streets? |
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| Reply by: JoeG at Oct 23, '15 05:36 | |
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| I imagine somebody in your own family can spell things like this out for you Anton_giovanni. It is not difficult to contact us anonymously. | |
| Reply by: GunsForHireInc at Oct 23, '15 05:40 | |
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I know I know. I can think of one actually which is through the usage of CAs. Anton still trying to figure out ways on contacting a person anonymously. By the way please do give us a name so we can greet you properly. Mr Guns? Mr Hire? Mr Inc? How should I address you? Anton took out a cigarette and continue on the conversation. At least have the decency to give us a nickname, or work name like Mr Smith or Jones. Professionalism is pretty important around my neighborhood. Lastly for the fun of it, is it possible to post myself as a hit? |
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| Reply by: Anton_giovanni at Oct 23, '15 05:50 | |
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Tom had been hearing things around the streets about a guns for hire organisation that had people laughing. In fact Tom laughed too when he first heard about it. But unlike some people Tom didn't judge others and he had looked into it this organisation seemed solid. This Mr Guns for hire bloke had balls and balls made the world go around. "Mr Guns I am truly intrigued as to what you have going here. At first I laughed but obviously you have done the work. I wish the best for you and that people will see how solid this truly is" |
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| Reply by: Tom_Shelby at Oct 23, '15 06:06 | |
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I don't think we should laugh at this man, he is clearly very dangerous and is well connected within our world. Seriously though, it's nice to see somebody displaying some kind of business acumen and originality, regardless of how impractical it may be, our current advertisement board for the people we'd like to see killed is seldom used and at times totally redundant other than finding those invading members of Mr. Durden's crew. At one point in time this kind of ambition and enterprise would be applauded but yet today it is belittled and mocked. I'm not saying that it is for better or worse, nor that i'd like to see it implemented but should we simply mock and disregard people so easily? |
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| Reply by: RoryRourke at Oct 23, '15 09:11 | |
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Just to be clear that was no jest :) |
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| Reply by: Tom_Shelby at Oct 23, '15 09:19 | |
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I have $1.56 who could i get killed for that? |
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| Reply by: Visas at Oct 23, '15 09:21 | |
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I'll drop Rusty for free. |
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| Reply by: Credits at Oct 23, '15 09:35 | |
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Do you do assisted suicides? How much? |
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| Reply by: Bubbles at Oct 23, '15 12:43 | |
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after recieving messages containing the feed back to SOME of her her questions queenie wasn't that impressed. However one line of the message sent to her claims that someone had brought up the issue of finding out a price for someone specific
"How much would it cost to kill Visas ?" queenie wasn't as youthful as she had once been and her posterior was no longer what the youth would refer to as "DAAAYUM" any more... knowing it would be a triffle to obtain a surgeon to perform a butt translplant on the two of them, queenie hits the streeets, this time rocking a groucher marx get up to disguise herself.
"Yeah... how much WOULD it cost to kill Visas?" |
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| Reply by: queenie at Oct 23, '15 14:36 | |
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I'll kill Visas for free queenie. No need to hire these nameless thugs. |
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| Reply by: TonyStark at Oct 23, '15 15:06 | |
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| queenie the price of any hit will be determined during private negotiations. There is no set fee. It depends on the target. A Godfather or insanely protected Don would be costly, as there is a greater degree of difficulty. On the other hand, exterminating an extremely well protected Consigliere would not be a problem at all and would cost significantly less. Hope this clears things up for you. | |
| Reply by: GunsForHireInc at Oct 24, '15 00:12 | |
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| I'll pay you two coppers to bring me the head of Tyrion Lannister from Kings Landing | |
| Reply by: Dillon at Oct 24, '15 20:16 | |
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