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| Guns For Hire, Inc. | Started by: GunsForHire on Oct 19, '15 03:10 |
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The mighty Jabba wonders how long GunsForHireInc will survive if and when people start dropping over the USA from fulfilled/failed contracts. Jabba also wonders of the quality of guns for hire. I doubt that they are as good as the infamous IG-88, Boba Fett or even Zuckass and 4-LOM. I think I'll avoid this business venture. |
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| Reply by: Jabba at Oct 24, '15 21:54 | |
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| I will add an extra two coppers to the bounty placed on Tyrion if you have a professional cock harvester on your team. | |
| Reply by: Dandy_Mott at Oct 24, '15 22:04 | |
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How much would it cost to shoot Visas in the ass? I don't want to kill her at all, just want to shoot her in dat ass. Looks through Visas bank account and frowns. Uh, I have 3 dollars, is that enough? |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Oct 25, '15 02:05 | |
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There was a time when people would laugh at this Hayley. Not sure if you are being stupid or trying to bring back the theme of fun. |
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| Reply by: HailBatiatus at Oct 25, '15 10:13 | |
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Maybe a bit of both? This speech, offer of service, whatever you want to call it falls into the stupidity category. And obviously if there was any seriousness in this topic I would not have said such a thing. I have been occasionally know to have some tact. But why not bring back some fun? Mobsters deserve a little entertainment here and there, get away from that busy life if even for a few moments. I also tend to speak my mind even if it borders on random nonsense. Visas also knows I love her and would never actually shoot her in the ass. I couldn't ruin such a marvelous thing. Thanks for grouping me in the stupid category though, it's an honor I will cherish. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Oct 25, '15 14:21 | |
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| Ah yes Dandy Mott great thinking my friend, it's whispered across the narrow sea that the cock of a dwarf wields magical powers, magical powers that will go for 50x those 4 coppers, but in gold. So GunsForHire, if you are going to take on this contract we'll need it done right with your best men on the job. We'll accept no short comings on this one. | |
| Reply by: Dillon at Oct 25, '15 16:18 | |
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| I'll give you a bag of hula hoops and half a curly to shoot credits. | |
| Reply by: RoryRourke at Oct 25, '15 16:22 | |
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Anton looked at the amount of attention and crowd the young'un has managed to gathered. Amused seeing that everyone is adding in their favorite mobster to kill. Anton thought to himself. Why not. I assume you will do anything. I will pay you 2 credit to lick snowball to death. Becareful I only accept evidence of excessive licking if not the deal is off. |
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| Reply by: Anton_giovanni at Oct 26, '15 06:49 | |
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Deal is off unfortunately Arakis mistook my credits as his lunch money and spent it on sandwiches. |
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| Reply by: Anton_giovanni at Oct 26, '15 07:19 | |
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