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Win A Date With RonMexico Started by: NikkiPhoenix on Nov 23, '07 22:38
Molotov, it doesn't seem to matter. The bid is now at one thousand dollars!


Let's dig deep into our pockets people. Except you Ron. Hand check.

Satisfied at his unhidden hands, she continued.


Right. Now remember this auction is to provide quality health care for all of RonMexico's vic-- citizens. They need your help, and your antibiotics.


Do I have fifteen hundred?
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20,000 and some pocket lint! No more no less. Last time I won a date with him he left with Mario.
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21,000 and the same conditions apply as before!
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My oh my, look how much its grown?

She winks to RonMexico.


That's what she said, eh?


Alright, the bid is now at twenty one thousand. Does anyone dare go any higher?
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*Places a bid of 50,000$


I have to retire for the night to my private estate. So im going to up the ante a little bit, to keep things interesting. As said before Ron must wear a dress and address me as daddy if I happen to win the auction.


*Itches his crotch and starts to head home for the night.
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Fifty thousand it is then. Mr. Mexico, I suggest you bring some flea powder.


Will anyone wager more than fifty thousand for a good cause and a night with RonMexico?
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Somebody? Anybody?


Help.
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*Walks back to were the bidding is going on


I know I said, 50,000, but...


*places a bid for 100,000$


I just want to make sure Ron will be my date.


*Walks away and returns to his trip home.
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Seriously, people. If there's a shred of humanity in you, you'll outbid this man.


He smells like bacon. And not even the good kind.

Canadian bacon, for fuck sake.
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100001$
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hmm seems I nodded off as I bid. wonder how that happened.



SO as I said 100001!
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*while walking away over hears Luongo's bid


Hmmm....


*Places a bid of 125,000$


Ok that should do it!


*Heads back home thinking to himself, I really hope I don't have to come back here again tonight.
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125001$ Is my new bid. Me, Ron at mardi gras this shall be fun.
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*Once again over hears Luongo


This is my final offer, 150,000$ dollars! Same requirements apply, but now he must also massage my corn ridden feet, if i win.


*sets up a tent and sleeping bag out infront of the auction


I'll pull an all nighter if i have to(or untill it becomes to high)


*Sits in his tent drinking Jameson's
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Smelling slightly of whiskey and stepping up with a bemused grin upon his face, Oliver McTavish glowers quickly at McFinnigan and Luongo before turning to Nikki.


Well Miss Phoenix, the mob boss says with a low chuckle to himself, I have always felt that there was some... unspoken bond between Ronald and myself. Call me crazy, but it just might be love. I'll bid 200 thousand on this once-in-a-life time chance. After all, you cannot put a price on soul mates!
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2million dollars :)


but can't give the cash its admins money
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250k!


I can do whatever i want with him, right?
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How much will it cost me to be warned about the location of this date in advance?


I need to book plane tickets.
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I bid $25....never to see this happen again
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And the bid is now at two hundred and fifty thousand to Mr. Petrelli. Does Mr. McTavish wish to counter? I assure you gentlemen, if that word can even be used here, that you're in for an eventful, however 'unrememberable' evening.


Does anyone want to go to three hundred thousand?
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