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| Win A Date With RonMexico | Started by: NikkiPhoenix on Nov 23, '07 22:38 |
| 300 thousand. I don't mess around when it comes to Won Won, Ladies and Gentlemen. Oliver smirks and picks at invisible lint off of his suit jacket. | |
| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Nov 24, '07 18:01 | |
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Nikki licks her lips slowly, staring down at the bidding pit with a slightly alarmed look on her face. Riiiiight... And that's three hundred thousand dollars from Oliver_McTavish. Very generous, and what a long way we've come from. Nearly a third of a million dollars from 9 pennies, some pocket lint and a slightly used needle. Let's round this baby up a notch. Five hundred thousand anyone? |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Nov 24, '07 18:06 | |
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Wisteria wanders over to where a crowd has gathered...a slight mischievous smile crosses her lips as she hears what the commotion is about. 'Ill bid $550k Nicki...who can pass up a fun filled evening with Mr. Mexico, fun being the key word. Reap the benefits could be tricky...however goes for a good cause.' |
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| Reply by: Wisteria at Nov 25, '07 01:42 | |
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Fi...Fi.... Nikki shakes her head and clears her throat. Five hundred and fifty thousand dollars to the pretty lady up front. Ladies and Gentlemen this is absolutely amazing! Never before in history has anyone paid so much for an evening of flaggelation and humiliation! Five hundred and fifty thousand! Do I hear six hundred? |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Nov 25, '07 13:20 | |
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| My bid...A free date with RonMexico. | |
| Reply by: Draize at Nov 25, '07 15:33 | |
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He glares at Wisteria for a moment before pulling out a wad of cash from his back pocket. Five... Oliver mumbles to himself before looking up with a victorious grin upon his face. 650 thousand, Miss. With a clearing of his throat he mutters something lowly to himself, Back off my Won Won. |
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| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Nov 25, '07 16:23 | |
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Six hundred... and fifty thousand dollars... Dear lord, that's enough to put a whole staff of doctors together... Nikki begins fanning herself. Do I dare call for seven hundred? |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Nov 25, '07 20:27 | |
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Rock makes his way to the front of the crowd fanning 700k in the air. Over here I will bid 700 thousand on Ron,He steps back and waits to see if anyone else will outbid his bid. |
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| Reply by: RockBottom at Nov 25, '07 20:34 | |
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Seven HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars people! Please dear Lord, if you exist, let this man win! I'll die a happy girl knowing that RonMexico hit RockBottom. Oh the double entendres are killing me! |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Nov 25, '07 22:21 | |
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Oh my. I think you may need to count again. There are at least six entendres there. Though, out of decency and respect for some of those present, I dare not delve into it any further. Maxwell would be scarred for life. |
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| Reply by: RonMexico at Nov 26, '07 00:03 | |
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Going once... Nikki raises her imaginary gavel. Going twice... She pauses. Sold! To RockBottom for seven hundred thousand dollars. Nikki looks down at RockBottom and claps her hands slowly. Congratulations, he's all yours. You sir, are a philanthropist, and unfortunately... a masochist. Enjoy! |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Nov 26, '07 21:27 | |
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Why, Rockbottom. Why |
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| Reply by: Alfieri at Nov 27, '07 07:35 | |
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Well, it seems my suitor has perished. From sheer excitement, no doubt. I tend to have that effect on people. And, one time, a llama. |
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| Reply by: RonMexico at Nov 27, '07 13:37 | |
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I wonder if Mr. McTavis saw to it to eliminate the competition for "Won-Won"? She hides, lest she be next. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Nov 28, '07 12:16 | |
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Pffft. Pffft I say. I have no idea what happened to Sir Bottom, nor will I pretend to know. Oliver tucks his gun into the waistband of his slacks and starts to whistle a bit. On another note... runner up wins? Yes? No? Sizes Ron up and makes a sexy growl noise. |
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| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Nov 28, '07 12:25 | |
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