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The Cosa Nostra Times - Issue II | Started by: Ronin on Nov 02, '15 05:47 |
The Cosa Nostra Times
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Excellant as always, Ronin - can't wait for what the third issue will bring! |
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Reply by: Nixe at Nov 02, '15 12:55 | |
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Half as funny as the Gwarble Barble, try harder Ronin. | |
Reply by: Ragnarok at Nov 02, '15 13:08 | |
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Awesome read, captivating all the way through! Ricky_Bobby finally finds something to do with his hands and gives Ronin a quick round of applause. |
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Reply by: Ricky_Bobby at Nov 02, '15 13:15 | |
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Ilammo puts down the latest of the Nostra Time after taking his own time to read through it, making sure no details was left uncovered. It was definitely a good summary of what has happened recently. He definitely can't wait and is looking forward for the next issue. Ilammo then continue sipping his warm glass of milk, watching the day go by before him. |
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Reply by: Ilammo at Nov 02, '15 13:20 | |
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That was pretty good. I enjoyed it quite a lot. Give us more, I say, give us more! |
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Reply by: ThomasSpurgeon at Nov 02, '15 13:49 | |
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As we stated in issue I, Ragnarok, it is not our goal to be solely funny. Nor could we hope to duplicate the Barble, should we wish to even attempt that. We just want to report the news, and if we can make a couple jokes here and there, poke fun at some people, we will. But the entire paper is not aimed at being satirical. Although I appreciate your input on the matter, as always. |
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Reply by: Ronin at Nov 02, '15 13:51 | |
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For the question about why mugging is considered OOC by some and not others, go read the role-play guidelines. RP is WRITING in character. It's a story if you will. So I can see why some people who forum RP don't count game mechanics as IC. They didn't physically write out a post of their character beating the shit out of whoever pick-pocketed them. | |
Reply by: Tharlee at Nov 02, '15 14:04 | |
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Cato reads over a particular passage in the newspaper, and wrinkles his nose. The excerpt reads "He made the decision he did for the better of his family in the end and that's what is important given the situation." You know, I've not been around for all that long. With some leaders silent as the fucking grave, the very least I hear about crewleaders comes from their members and those who have had the rare opportunity to interact with them. In my few weeks, I heard quite a bit about Cerebellum, but none of it was positive. Credits, the rogue mentioned previously, actually had a large number of requests for him to shoot Cerebellum. Now I get that we respect the dead and I have no interest in "dragging his name through the mud." I've refrained from even mentioning this until now, simply because I thought Our Thing would would just ignore his shortcomings. But are we really considering him a good leader and saying he's "doing what's best for his family" by suddenly retiring with $10,000,000+ on-hand? I get that the "standards are dropping" rhetoric is getting repetitive, but this feels more like pandering than reporting. What's the purpose of even writing about it if you just patently ignore the reality of his tenure as a CL? |
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Reply by: Cato at Nov 02, '15 14:27 | |
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Gierstrad picked up a copy of the latest Cosa Nostra Times and started reading diligently. Each column gave him excitement, and it also made him ponder about the balancing scales of power among the cities. He is more than interested to read about the next issue.
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Reply by: Gierstrad at Nov 02, '15 14:41 | |
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Revan walks down the street and notices a stand with a seedy looking man behind it, the sign above reads 'Nothing to see here, Police.' which of course grabs the Kings attention. Sauntering over, he notices a bunch of nudie mags, but underneath them is where the real prize is; a newspaper about the Mafia, who would have ever thought it? No one, because he just made this entire thing up, in reality a small sickly looking boy was peddling his paper outside of a few stores, his name was Ronin or something, but the fiction was much more exciting. Grabbing one of the papers, he skipped through most of it before something stood out to him, "KingRevan", it was his name. Surely this was not a misprint, but someone was actually talking about him?! Oh, the elation. Throwing a few quarters to the boy, he jauntily walked off. "Great paper, would ignore everything outside of the small part that mentions me again." Retrieving a small pair of scissors from his pants, he cuts out the excerpt and pastes it carefully onto his wall. "What a great paper." |
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Reply by: KingRevan at Nov 02, '15 15:02 | |
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I thought that myself Cato. Over time I've seen numerous people either retire or take their own life and leave their members to the wolves. Crew leaders are meant to protect their members while they earn. Its the trade off. Work and pay your dues while you receive protection while doing so. Ultimately, sure. Cerebellum may have protected his members during his reign but he did not accomplish his own retirement before allowing them to be cannon fodder. I am happy to see Godmother Duplicity hastily attempt to protect those with an order, but I am saddened to see this trend continue when leaders give up on those who work so hard for them. I think much of what I just said can be related to Credits and Rusty |
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Reply by: Brody at Nov 02, '15 15:28 | |
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Its still more than anything your bloodline has done in years. Instead of acting like a dirt bag why don't you give praises to a group of people who are willing to do great work for a genuine newspaper? Seems to me the next article in the paper regarding trolls should feature an interview with you. |
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Reply by: Brody at Nov 02, '15 15:38 | |
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Arabella enjoyed reading the paper daily; it had become a past time of sorts. She would get her coffee, grab the paper and settle down for a few moments of quiet. Today she had stumbled upon a new paper, one she hadn’t read before but found particularly suited to her own station in life at the moment.
“Fascinating and well written. I’ll have to make sure I pick this one up again.” |
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Reply by: Arabella_ at Nov 03, '15 02:23 | |
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Miss Niki just finished the latest issue of the Cosa Nostra Times. She noticed there were quite a few new writers this week. Most very insightful - @Mosely - leave it to him to tell it like it is. Cassi - what a great advice column! Maybe she can include a helpful hints column -like how to remove blood from your overcoat. Ronin again - hats off.. I'll be purchasing this again next issue. Miss Niki tucked the paper under her arm, grabbed her handbag and headed to the airport. |
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Reply by: Miss_Niki at Nov 03, '15 14:00 | |
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Anthanasia walks to dukes officer and sit in from of Duke. Duke keeps smoking his cigarrets while she reads slowly the Cosa Nostra Times pointing the important news from the mafia streets...letting the newspaper falls on the table she say:
Really good points hope they keep up this way of show the news. Mister Duke we must to go now is almost the meeting hour. |
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Reply by: AnasthasiaPetrova at Nov 04, '15 00:42 | |
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Ohhh Mosley so bitter arnt you? Was it more fun when your kin had power? you could shoot who ever the fuck you wanted some of those folk where killed over and over again do we need to name them? but i will name a few BoD Freelancer Epsilon Skorpion all on that groups hit list but my god someone should turn the tables and its unfair so fucking sad. Since when as an Ally of Chicago should i as City head need a legit reason to back my Ally? New flash governments have taken entire countries to war to back there allys. Now do i do Duplicitys bidding? No she asks me if i dont want to i can say no. She would respect that but i will never leave my ally in the lurch as i may well need Duplicity and everything she can provide to save my city. And i know damn well she will now the crux of this is your bitter/salty over 2 deaths we wont hide that from the people you want this to see its not nice.
That was your words to the death of a hand from Chicago ordered by myself why was he shot like a dog in the streets? He was a Hand of Chicago his first duty as a hand is to protect that crew that city from danger to the best of his ability that job in no way includes shooting sleeping bums on park benches (RIAS or refreshing rogue) when a real life rogue Credits is shooting the shit out of the city he as a hand is sworn to protect. Or should we goto to KevinOwens? I was surprised he lived as long as he did more so after abuseing the RH to Dulpictiy Psychopath but Duplicity most have been like a cat with a mouse she had him where she wanted him an pounced when it was most unecpected it was nevewr in doubt who i would support my friend kevinowens? Or my family the Sirens Call of fucking cause family is greater then friendship. Now Mosley since when has it been that those in power dont support each other? Roman/Premier Stamina/JessieJames Deadlysin/Philsteak/Spacecowboy Curtis/Tetley now i left out a few in that but lets say the biggest groups where those from Czylharz and a certain group you are/arnt a member of i cant say those numbers but most know what i am talking about. Was it more fun then for you? And now being on the wrong end sucks well welcome to the club mate it happens get the fuck over it dont become Teq as i really think your better then that Teq loved lording it up but kill him. How fucking pathetic |
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Reply by: Visas at Nov 04, '15 19:03 | |||||
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My kin never shot anyone the fuck they wanted. Get your facts straight. As for why you would want a reason to help an ally? I don't know but I wouldn't be comfortable with the idea of my city possibly taking losses without there being a good reason to. Since you've decided to bring that topic up, I'll address it. Should RasAlGhul be shot? He was shooting a RIA when Credits was running around, but when questioned about it it's no-one's business. And I hear TonyStark has been shooting things that aren't Credits too? But I only heard that through hearsay, so unlike you I won't wildly claim things. KevinOwens doesn't have anything to do with our current topic, I suggest you stop trying to broaden your case further, clutching at straws. At least you came out on the streets about it, after abusing my mail box with incoherent shit about groups and whatnot. |
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Reply by: Mosley at Nov 04, '15 19:11 | |
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Scrotie looks upon this grave situation and does what he thinks is best for the bitchiness. He hands out salty pants to all and sits back, hoping to see more drama. |
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Reply by: ScrotieMcBoogerballs at Nov 05, '15 18:51 | |
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