Front Page - Obituaries

MissFreedom - July 14, 1934 - November 22,1934

Crew Leader MissFreedom of The Rampaging Ninja's was reported




missing on November 22, 1934. Crew members say she her limo was hit by




a drunk driver, some say her private jet crashed. RIP Crewleader,and




friend,MissFreedom. You will be missed.

Stephen-Grammauta - October 20, 1934 - November 27, 1934

Crew leader of Saint  Louis Stephen Grammauta,was found,hung in his private yacht. Some say it was a suicide,GRHS.

Nichola - November 8, 1934 - November 22, 1934

On the day of November 22, 1934, Made Man of Don Tie's family,




Nichola was found in a local bar with multiple stab and gunshot




wounds,Rest in Peace.

Hot_Temper - October 27, 1934 - November 23, 1934

Made Man of Quirinus's family was shot today, Rest in Peace.

Protection List's

Following the death of MissFreedom, RHM,Grin came into the streets to let everyone know of the protection.

_iocaste_
GillianSeed
Warsteiner
_Chr1st1aN_
Ricob
Skitzo
Jack_Skillington
High_Society
Symphonic_4NG3L
Battista
Da_Kurlzz
_Fayth
KatherineGibson
Bloody_Rose
PandaGirl17

Stephen Grammauta's members - protection

Addict




Antony_Luca




ard033089




b9gangster




Blackhand





bobafett




CanoCapone




Casper




Deathstalker




DeviantPixie




DON-SCAR-FATHER




Dorean




Dr__Death




Edie_Van-Halen




Ella




Green_Arrow




Hacker44




HenryMcCarty




jamie-madrox




jhon_gravelli




Laelius




LegoMob




Lieselotte




MysteryMan




Necrophiliac




netqueen




nickinparrell




rabi




SantinoRizzi




ShockWave




stifler




Tallahasse11




Tony_Two-Times




VonGoLA_SpaNneR

Hopefully most have found a home by now.

Happy Birthday to YOU!

Yes Folks,Godmother Aurora has reached ONE WHOLE YEAR! Wow...You can find more information here,http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/77418

Authorization

New Godfather!?
Don Iota,leader of The




Crackerjack Coalition,has been moved to Chicago to take on the role as




Godfather!(Read on for more information - Top Stories Section)

Auth - Vinnie_BagoDonuts - The Outfit

Consigliere Vinnie_BagoDonuts,loyal member to Iota has been given




the go to set up shop in Chicago.(Read on for more Information - Top




Stories section)

Auth - Cryptic - The Inscrutables

Consigliere Cryptic,loyal member of New York,was told he could set




up in the Big Apple,The Inscrutables are now in their new HQ,planning




new Ventures to make their mark in the world we live. (For more




information,visit http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/77076)

Stepping Down - Sibilo - Discorso Division

Long time Crew Leader of The Discorso Division,Branch of the Flying


Monkeys,will be stepping down. I managed an interview with him,read on




for more! You had a long run Sibilo,good luck with future Ventures.

Contests/Competitions

The gods of our wonderful community have started up a little




competition for us, On the date of November 28, whoever has busted out




the most felons and who has busted out people with the most amount of guards




they have will receive a wonderful prize,more information can be found




here,http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/77161

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Joke of the week

A Chinese,American,Canadian,and Irish man are sitting in a cafe




talking about how great their countries are. "Well of course,my country




is the best because of the Great Wall of China." The Chinese man says.




The Irish man says "Well I think Ireland is great because of our green




grassy hills." They all nod. "I think Canada is the best because we




have a beautiful flag." The Canadian man says. While this is going




on,The American is sitting there laughing. "Well whats so great about




America?" One man says. "well,America sucks. But if I had to choose,it




would be the Bald eagle." They all ask why. "Well,it can fly over your




great wall,crap on your grassy hills,and wipe it's ass with your




beautiful flag.

Interview(s)

My apologies,the interview questions weren't asked in time.Next
Saturday this will be made up for with two, maybe three interviews!

_{Special thanks to Johnny 'PussyCat' Gato,Johnny 'The Lion' Gato,and Johnny Gato.}

PussyCat walks into the streets,a little ticked off.

"I apologize,I am currnetly having malfunctions with my typewriter,for some reasons the Top story section was cut out...I'll be back within 3 or 4 hours to attach it,once again,I apologize."

Walks off,hitting his stupid ass typewriter.

Johnny Gato sprints back into the streets. "Sorry,appearantly I just forgot it at my desk. Been so busy lately,well,here you go!"

Hands everyone around the attachment

'Top Stories

New Godfather


Just awhile back Sherlock had moved into his new Chicago HQ as the city Godfather,it was a proud couple

of weeks for Sherlock until the war broke out. A war between mainly New
Orleans,Los Angeles,and Chicago broke out,before anyone knew
it,everyone was being taken out. Then more of the cities took
part,losing good members. After Sherlocks death,Chicago has been empty
since then,but now,on the wonderful day of November 22, Don Iota,of New
York, was moved to Chicago to serve as Godfather!


This is not the first of the Iota bloodline to serve as
Godfather,Godfather Iota has made history today! Iota and his
RHM,Noah-Levenstien thought it over,and authed a loyal member,
Vinnie_BagoDonuts,he let Iota know that he and his
RHM,Dwight_Stiffler,would name the family,The Outfit.


Chicago will returned to the great city it once was with such great
leadership. Congratulations to Godfather Iota and Vinnie_BagoDonuts!

Crew Leader MissFreedom - Dead!?


MissFreedom was reported missing just a few days ago,theories of her
private jet crashing or her car being Totaled by a drunk driver are
being spread around town. God Rest her soul,wonderful woman,you will be
missed,dearly.

Great job on the newspaper good reading

The spacing makes for an uncomfortable read.