The time has come for the truth. Your all member whores. Every single
one of you. You all beg and plead for fresh blood even though your
profile says no one liners, it's a lie. One word works. A letter even.

Everyone is guilty of it even the great godfathers themselves, their all whores and know it. 

what so because i have more money i have to fork out foe everything then aye??????

u cant put a shelf up in 6 weeks nah!!!!!!

i treat u like shit do i??????

u dont tidy shit!!!!!!

u lazy fucking bastards!!!

ur losing ur fuckin mind  u SPUD

You need to get your shit together

But not as much as much as your Ma needed to keep her legs together ohhhhh.

Walks up to the crazy man

Am I the only one that got lost in his dribble?

Im not condoning member whoring but if "everyone does it" isn't it technically something now excepted in our way of life?

Im unsure about all this babble, could someone translate it for me

I could translate it for you...

He is more retarded than I am, and I'm very retarded.

This is not the way people are supposed to act around here.

Come in the streets and say shit and everybody knows what happens.

Not to mention i cant even read what he said....

Can I help you with something, sir? Finding the funeral parlour perhaps, or showing you how soap works.

dude you are going to die do you know that? my poor dude ...

Sorry people I forgot to put him on my leach! Oh and I forgot to mention that he has ADHD and Tarrets! Sorry for the trouble.

Kicks him the head!

Sounds like this idiot is going to get very far with his life.. Next Godfather of LA if you ask me...

Mikhail chuckles to himself with a smile.

Xanxus yawned, pre-Christmas drinking made some people crazy.

Right, poor fellow won't be around much longer.

Tarrets! Poor bastard. No wonder he said random things.

He's is an idiot in every way, a pointless suicide, and soon to be a death of shame. What a horrible way to go.

Wait... What?

Mux beckons a translator.

Sorry, I don't speak cretin-ese.

Chris, next time, keep your pet on a leash. I will be bribing someone to get a law for leashes

Am I incorrect in assuming this is all scribbled on a sandwich board worn by an man with a tin foil hat?

Leiah laughs.

I always enjoy the entertainment when random people come up and say crazy things.

Indeed,

I almost choked on my beans from laughing so hard.......This guys nuts. Hope he sticks around just for the entertainment.

Mux kani joyn ur kru?

Smacks himself in the face with his gun

Guys it's contagious, run for your lives!

Although I agree with the actual point of this speech, it was done completely the wrong way.

When I first started here, I had numerous mails from RHM's and other high ranker's asking if I wanted to join them and when looking at their business cards, they had the famous quotes stated in there saying "One liners will be ignored" etc..hmmm...fresh blood are told to be intelligent when applying for a family, perhaps the family members should adopt the same intelligence.