*POOF* bitch be gone

'for pizzathehut'

"Y'all need to stop with the junk."

"What junk?"

"DAT' Junk mayne"

"Sorry didn't realise it was loaded".

Craig made me do it!

If I get cocky I will do "Goodbye kill #X". However it's rare I break 9 so it's usually single digit :(

"FFF- ... Ah thought ah was pointin' the gun at someone important. Game over man."

tell the devil i said hi.

I like this one;

Sorry, I was bored. Message me, (Insert random person's username here) on your new account and I will give you 25mill to start again.

Penis wrinkle!

HERE LIES LESTER MOORE
FOUR SLUGS FROM A .44
NO LES
NO MORE

Shit! I actually hit em.

Besides what I've recently said, I sometimes use a bit RP, depending on what they did/what's going on the time.

I once was actually a Pro-er. I left a message for a consig(I was WG in Philly) saying "Shit, please don't WB!"

I killed him. I believe it was Scipita's RHM(or LH) at the time. :}

i like to pretend like im sending them a mob mail in which they can respond to then finish it of with oh wait your dead...

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

i think something like this  

" don't make your friends wait man.... " 

RIP Kid is typically what I like to say if the mobster is a young/lower rank than me

I will just say Good Night!!!