I dont usually leave messages but if I did it would most likely say,

"You lost this game..."

or

"Please turn your attention to the create a new character button... This button allows you to go in a cycle and go through past experience again! IE. Me shooting you! Havea nice day! :D"

Don't fight wit them angels that are supposed to take you away, they might just kill you again.

"OMG I smiled when I pulled the trigger".

I would just say "GoodBye"

Duh! Winning!

"I'm Charlie Sheen. Now you know."

(P.S. - You are *NOT* dead)

False hope is always fun

when i target an MIA or durden or what have you i send them a message letting them know i'm going to kill them, then when they're about to die let them know... 'i told you so' =)

For example, before you got bullet in the head, you've been tortured soo much that you begged for quick death which you did not deserve, and in the end when you tought youd die from bleeding, I shot you in the head... twice!

say hello to my little friend

my great great great grandad the original chef used to leave cheesey jokes in his whispers.

chuckle is a bellend

I prefer to leave no whisper, and leave the victim feeling confused, unimportant, all-around bad about themselves, and dumb.

No need to leave a message for inactive, he will prob never log on to see it again

Say hello to my little friend

Johnny Ola say's hi.

Me i never shot nobody but if i did i would say you should be happy i wasted a perfectly good bullet on you.

Usually highly personallized though it seems every time i actually hit its someone i know, so usually something on the lines of "i'm sorry"?

i always say: "nothing personal. You just had to die."

Goodbye...