Chanel, making her way down the streets again, notices that the streets have been very quiet lately. Chanel is usually the one to spark up a debate, but she wanted to switch things up a bit. As she walks down the streets, she hears people humming. To her suprise their humming sounds...well, pretty good. So she decided, why not have something that will showcase people's humming, or singing talents. So thats exactly what she decided to do. She went back to her family HQ, and grabbed a chair and table and made her way back into the streets. She set up the table and chair and sat in the chair.

Hello Guys, and welcome to.....Mafia Idol. Smiles to herself. If you think you have a voice of an angel, why don't come on up and show us what you got. You will be judged on your presentation, quality of voice and choice of song. The judges will be, myself alongside any other people around the streets who would like to put in share their comments about your performance. This first round is the auditions. Everyone is invited to participate. Once we have 5 finalist, we will move on to the Finals, which will go into further details once we get there. Welcome too MAFIA IDOL, and let's see what you have.

Chanel awaits the first contestant.

I'll join in. I'll sing Thats life by Frank Sinatra. Good day!

Tank sees this audition in the streets, and remembering what his mother told him about his talents, decided to enter. Put his tap dancing shoes on, and goes to introduce himself

Hello! Im tank, on the contrary to my name, im rather handy when it comes to dancing, i have the voive of an angel, and this could be the audition of the century!

Jumps on the table and begins to sing, "ooo, eee, ooohhh aaah aaah, ting tang, wallawalla bing bang! and tap dances his way to glory.

See you in the final fuckers! I thank you!

Waits for Chong to sing. Well, Chong, let's hear you sing it.

And Mr. Tank, I must say I am a bit impressed, I like the confidence. Your vocals could use a little work, but I think you definately have a good chance of making it to the finals.

Tank looks in amazement

Use a little work? well, i supose your the judge, but my mother tells me shes never heard anyone like me, let me know if im in the top 5 though so i can get my tap shoes polished. they will be amazing.

Tank dances off into the sunset

Panda stumbles in, definately looking worse for wear after the New Year Celebrations in Bejing which he flew home for. Panda hopes the actual New Year celebrations on the 14th February will be just as good. Glancing about nervously, Panda shuffles forward until he is in the right position. Hesitant at first, he speaks.

Hi I'm Panda, I'm from New Orleans. I'd like to sing a song. I have no idea if I am any good, as I only ever sing around the HQ. I'd like to sing a song dedicated to the Godfather of the Great Godfather of New Orleans, Master Kenobi. Its called Pretty Fly for a Jedi...

Panda clears his Throat and starts to sing.

Give it to me Boaby, a-ha a-ha!
Give it to me Boaby, a-ha a-ha!
Boaby-Wan-Kenobi, a-ha a-ha!
And all the wookies say hes pretty fly for a jedi.
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco, Cinco, Sies!

You know its kinda hard waiting for that day in May,
Our subject thinks he's cool cuz he'll be first in line that day,
He's not as smart as 3PO what happens if he's stopped?
But dressesd as Boaby-Wan, hes a jedi for a while!

He just cant wait, hes marked that day,
He's so excited he might hyperventilate,
Thinks he's in the scene on desert Tatooine,
Its his big day, its his big day!
Dressed in his place a lightsabre race,
He wants to nail Queen Amadela up in outer-space,
He's Boaby-Wan-Kenobi so,
Hey hey do that jedi thing!

Give it to me Boaby, a-ha a-ha!
Give it to me Boaby, a-ha a-ha!
Boaby-Wan-Kenobi, a-ha a-ha!
And all the Gunguns say hes pretty fly for a Jedi!

First there was Darth Vader, and now theres Darth Maul,
But he'd be happy playing with a Jar-Jar Binks Doll,
He fights the evil empire, completed Yoda's task,
He's looking for another chance to kick the Pussy's ass!

He just cant wait, hes marked that day,
He's so excited he might hyperventilate,
Thinks he's in the scene on desert Tatooine,
Its his big day, its his big day!
Dressed in his place a lightsabre race,
He wants to nail Queen Amadela up in outer-space,
He's Boaby-Wan-Kenobi so,
Hey hey do that jedi thing!

Chanel gets up and claps her hands.

I think that was very good. You brought originality and you have a nice voice. You are without a doubt in the for front for Mafia Idol!

Panda looks shocked, not many people said he was good at anything

Oooo thank you, I'm sooo excited now. I must go and get my fur shampooed, I need to look my best.

 I don't think I'll enter this, but I do intend to watch and vote

Do you have any comments for any of the contestants so far, Mr. Costello?

 I can say one thing, good luck to all, I'm sure they will enjoy performing as well as I will enjoy watching

Clears throat standing up on a box wearing quite a fancy suite smiling. He begins the song.

That's life, that's what all the people say.
You're riding high in April,
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
When I'm back on top, back on top in June.

I said that's life, and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks,
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down,
'Cause this fine ol' world it keeps spinning around

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,
A poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself, flat on my face,
I pick myself up and get back in the race.

That's life
I tell ya, I can't deny it,
I thought of quitting baby,
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it.
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try,
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,
A poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself laying flat on my face,
I just pick myself up and get back in the race

That's life
That's life and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cutting out 
But my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shakin' come this here july
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die
My, My .

Chong bows and waves too the crowd stepping off the box. I want to say thanks to Frank Sinatra!

A pause for a second in the competition please. I would like to introduce everyone to our newest judge, Mr. Frank_Costello.

Frank pulls up a chair and makes his way behind the judges table.

 Hey everyone

Sits down

So what did you think about Chong?

 I do like Sinatra, and he was pretty good

I agree. With a little work on the vocals, you could be even better Mr. Chong.

Thank you Ms.Cruize and Mr.Costello.

Savannah walked in her skin tight pants and red laced shirt and starts to sing

S.O.S. she's in disguise
S.O.S. she's in disguise
There's a she wolf in
disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming out

A domesticated girl that's
all you ask of me
Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy
The moon's
awake now with eyes wide open
My body's craving, so feed the
hungry

I've been devoting myself to you Monday to Monday and Friday to
Friday
Not getting enough retribution or decent incentives to keep me at
it
I'm starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an
office
So I'm gonna go somewhere cozy to get me a lover
And tell you all
about it

There's a she wolf in your closet
Open up and set her
free
There's a she wolf in your closet
Let it out so it can
breathe

Sitting across a bar, staring right at her prey
It's going
well so far, she's gonna get her way
Nocturnal creatures are not so
prudent
The moon's my teacher, and I'm her student

To locate the
single men, I got on me a special radar
And the fire department hotline in
case I get in trouble later
Not looking for cute little divos or rich city
guys that just want to enjoy
But having a very good time and behave very bad
in the arms of a boy

There's a she wolf in the closet
Open up and set
her free
There's a she wolf in your closet
Let it out so it can
breathe

S.O.S. she's in disguise
S.O.S. she's in disguise
There's a
she wolf in disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming out

S.O.S. she's
in disguise
S.O.S. she's in disguise
There's a she wolf in
disguise
Coming out, coming out, coming out

There's a she wolf in your
closet
Let it out so it can breathe

 Good, little rough on the higher pitches, but very good