Good afternoon readers!

Jan 29, '10 - The hour of NINE.

No one has died yet this hour.

Rumor has it that New Orleans currently has drugs.

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| Deimne | PedroRourke
| Noah-Levenstein
| -V- | Jim-Levenstein
| Giovanni_Bontade
| ChrisHammers
| Forgotten_Melody
| Ciaran_Costigan
| Gracie | Silvio
| Febrant | prince-cola
| DonSmurf |
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-Arsenal- |
Kerzhakov |
Eileithyia
| ThePerfumer
| TigerLionEagleSHARK
| OneSilentTear
| Arabface |
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Q_Legacy |
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| shasta | Glock45
| MickeyTheAnimal
| GreenMind |
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| Dwight-Schrute
| BloodyFaster
| Hill-Billy_Sr
| -G- | lele
| The_JesTer
| Hoopi | Platinum_Fortress
| Bleu | kong
| Drexl | MaxHardcore
| caboose-5 |
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| SpaceMountain
| The_Tank |
Gwarble | TheDeathShouts
| MrPigFaceWeaponWaist
| Premonition
| -Lucifer- |
TheDefinition
| Josephc | RalphieBeans_Jr
| TheSandman
| Immortal_T
| shelly | Clowned
| Popey_6times
| The_Wreaper
| WebSpider
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The above people are about their morning duties.

Stay tuned for Issue 2 for Jan 29, '10 the hour of TEN

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This paper is for sale!  Contact for details.

24 minutes late, lad.

I'll happily open the business discussions here and now.

Should this horrific attempt at sarcasm continue, I shall take ownership for the price of one bullet. Placed carefully between the eyes of the auther. Do we have a deal? Good. I thought so.

Deimne wanders away, delighted with another deal well done.

36 minutes early, thank you very much!  I deliver news as it happens, not at the end of the hour.

Stay tuned for more late breaking news!

(Please buy my paper)

I argue to use my gun to shoot said bullet. I'll buy it from you Godfather for $1?

Call GaryBusey crazy (I'm not, it's the ketamine) and at the risk of bidding way too high, GaryBusey'll offer $1 to get this off the Street.

Q_Legacy grabs the paper and sits with his morning coffee

I didn't realize so many people were doing the same thing I do every morning.

Q_Legacy wonders if anyone could be reading the same paper as him at this very moment

Haha, oh HelpDesk you are always the first one up in the morning.

Dear Deimne, 

You may talk a tough game but there is 23 more editions in the works before you can use your gun against me.

Love,

  The_Wreaper

PS. Buy my paper.

Damn you, MrJailer and your quick wits.  Damn ketamine for dulling GaryBusey's wits.

I bid $5

Sold!  My accountants are standing by awaiting your call Mr/s Anon.

The_Wreaper, are you forgetting about the gods?

I'm here with a generous offer, The_Wreaper. I'll give you Matterhorn. While he may not look like much, he's still worth a few cents and can give a cheap thrill on occasion.

I very well may have to take you up on your offer Mr. SpaceMountain, my original purchaser has seemed to lost interest.

To: *NAME BLANKED TO PRESERVE ANONYMITY* ,
From: The_Wreaper
Sent: Jan 29, '10 09:37
Subject:


Dear *NAME BLANKED TO PRESERVE ANONYMITY* ,

This is an attempt to collect a debt. All communication will be recorded for future reference.

A total of $5 dollars was promised, in public, bound by word. Please remit payment ASAP to avoid future legal action.

Thank you,

The_Wreaper

if you want to play the public mail game you are welcome to post my reply you got.

and the five dollars was for the bullet

To: The_Wreaper

From: anon

Sent: Jan 29, '10 09:44

Subject:

hahahahahahahahahahahaha



i offered 5 dollars to be able to buy the bullet dude, you just insulted my godmother by posting that paper.

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To: anon

From: The_Wreaper

Subject:


Dear Anon,


This is an attempt to collect a debt. All communication will be recorded for future reference.


A total of $5 dollars was promised, in public, bound by word. Please remit payment ASAP to avoid future legal action.


Thank you,


The_Wreaper

*takes off his hat*

It truly is sad when a mother loses track of her special needs child.  Lad, let me help you find your way home.  I'm sure your mom would love to post your papers on her refrigerator.

Dear SpaceMountain,

I fear that my original bidder is welching on their original offer, so, I hereby accept MatterHorn for this wonderful publication.  Are there any care/feeding instructions?  Is he paper trained?

Thank you for your generous offer and I wish you the greatest of luck in your quest to become the next media mogul.

Just one thing....NO always has drugs in fact every city does...

I can't wait until the blood gods come and collect your spine, as they have done with so many others.

Looks like you deserve to be sacraficed, I wonder if you will be.