Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama is so hairy a fly landed on her hair and sang "in the jungle, the mighty jungle, where th lion sleeps to night.

yo mama is so ugly she let me f*** her!

Cav's mama smokes Lucky Strike butts that she picks out of public ashtrays.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama's so hairy, the only language shes speaks, IS WOOKIE!!

Yo momma 's so humanoid, she's called an organic, carbon based lifeform!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her van for gas money.

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford to pay attention

Yo mama so fat i have to take two trains, a bus and a taxi just to get on her good side!

Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.

Yo mama is so fat, that glass wall she climbed over shattered into a million pieces as soon as she put her hand on it.

Yo mama's so fat your daddy got done f**kin' her, rolled over twice and was still on top of her.

Yo mama so black when she steps out at night she disappears

Your momma is so fat when she wore a yellow shirt a child cried, "Momma! Look, it's the SUN!"

Yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow it rained SKITTLES!

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the elevator, it would only go DOWN!

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it read, "No more than ONE person per weight in."

Yo momma is so fat when she got her fitness test on the Wii, it said, "Why haven't you DIED yet?"

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Yo mamma is so fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean, Spain claimed her as the new world.

Yo mamma teeth are so yellow she spits mustard

Yo mamma is so ugly that people confuse her as Matterhorn's twin.