Alrighty, since time began there have been debates over who has the worst accent in the UK. The majority of the time it's out of Scousers and Brummies. But what about the others? Which accent really goes through you and makes you want to punch someone in the balls just for talking? I want to do a little vote and see who MR thinks are the most irritating little C's. Here are the contenders:

A) Brummies

B) Scousers

C) Cockneys

D) Geordies

E) Mancs

F) Irish

G) Welsh

H) Jocks

A Glaswegian accent of course!

Have you ever heard a Geordie lass have an orgasm?

Whale song.

That's all I'm saying. 

lol @ whale song.

Sounds awesome, definetely going up Newcastle to pull a little filthbag just to hear that!

Iota - I cannot stand the jocks accent, its so loud and obnoxious! They just love their sounds of their own voice - shame no-one else does.

Depends on how harsh the accent is....a scottish accent on a lass is pretty hot depending on which part of the land she is from. Anywhere near Mogwai and no doubt your massive C

What about Yorkshire or farmers accents.....or just a subcategory for Wella

geordie accent is crap. Cannot understand half of what they're saying anyway. 2nd place would have to go to Belfast

describe...
H) Jocks
if you would.

Jocks - scottish people.

Or to put it another way, if you are a Jock then you are a legend.. Minus Mogwai

Come to your senses people, it must be the bloody scousers!

Got to love a thread to abuse Mogwai.

He's also an ugly bastard as well.

Its pretty sad in live when no doubt Mogwai was left in the rubbish pile as a kid and now comes on the net and gets put back on that rubbish pile....tough break

Scouse is pretty awful but it can be nice on women.

Cockney is just horrific though, the women sound aggressive and the men sound like nonces

I must say that.. either Scouse or Welsh. Welsh voices annoy me a lot.

The sound of cockneys singing makes me want to destroy the universe.

Ca'mannnnnn you mappppit!

Everytime a cockney talks i die a little on the inside :(

Who are brummies and scousers?

Brummies are from birmingham, West midlands and Scousers are from liverpool ( laughingly called the capital of Ireland)

Never heard Liverpool called the capital of Ireland tbh.

O aye, they think they built the Titanic and all, ppffft

I think scousers are the worst!