Hello everyone, I am Innocence and by my side is The Definition, some of you might know us better as Wicked and Mal. As most of you know, we both love to play Texas Hold'em to pass the time. We have decided to turn this love into a business venture and pass it on to all of you.

Sweeping her arms in a grand gesture, almost knocking mal over, she proudly says

Allow us to welcome you to the grand opening of Wickedly Malicious. The best place, hell the only place, for you to show off your Texas Hold'em skills. We are big enough to host a tournament of 30, or simply go head to head with a friend and take them for their money. We don't have many rules here, we assume you are all adults and know how to handle yourselves properly. There is no set buy in amount, that will be determined by the players before the start of the game. Once the buy in amount has been agreed upon you will send that amount to myself or Mal, we will be the acting bank, whether we are
in the game or not. For this we will be charging a holder's fee, we will take 10% off the top of every wager placed. For example: if the buy in is 100k and there are 10 players, the bank will take 100k and the winner will take 900k. We will be using some of the holder's fee funds to hold tournaments of our own in the future, there will be more about that later.

If you would like to get a game going all you have to do is visit this address: pokermavens.net once you are there you would visit the private server and look for the door marked Wickedly Malicious. Once there you will need to whisper the password, omerta. After getting into the room send your buy in to one of us. Once everyone is together and all money has been collected, myself or The Definition will start the game for you. When the game is finished and the winner determined they can contact one of us and we will send you your winnings.

Well I guess that is all for now. Keep your eye out for flyers announcing special games Mal and myself will be hosting.

We hope to see you all very soon.

Misery runs up happily and waves here hands.

I must say you guys it's about time we see a good round or two of some Texas Hold'em around here. I'd like to thank you for bringing this business venture around and I look forward to maybe going head to head with you guys for old times sake.

She giggles as she gives a quick wink and then turns heading happily down the street to set some money in the bank for this special occasion.

I think this is a great idea and I'm proud to have these two working in my city. I hope they succeed in this venture.

I hope I can take em' for another cool mill...WTG guys Lotsa' fun, I highly reccomend it!

Sabotage overhears Miss Innocence

I do enjoy Texas Hold'em

He thinks to himself

Maybe tomorrow I will get a couple games in with y'all

Eunice slaps 150 large on the table and smiles

I'm in.....

This truly is an excellent venture.  I took part in one of their games and had a blast.  I can assure anyone that wishes to join in the events will have a great time.

I am so IN!

/me cracks his knuckles

Eunice walks out of the backroom with her head hanging low & eyes half closed. She had a damn good buzz going on as she stumbled on, & she could only think of her nice soft bed she thought with a yawn.  She'd lost at the table, but she'd be back....gambling was her addiction.

Thank you everyone for your kind words. It has been alot of fun playing each and every one of you! Dionysus won the first game played after our grand opening and won 810k after MajorPayne put up one hell of a fight! I thought that one was going to go all night!

Thanks to everyone for coming out.

Whenever you see either of us online feel free to contact us to get a game going. If we can't play we should be able to help you get one started!

Thanks again and another congratulations to Dionysus!

Dio takes a bow and wipes the sweat from his brow.

MajorPayne was more than a tough opponent. Gave me a run for my money, that's the facts. I highly endorse this service. Fast cash transactions, clean card games, no one packing heat in the room. I also welcome all challengers when I have the time to sit down to a nice game.

Dionysus snaps and two men package up the winnings in a briefcase and Dio skips down the street playing the flute

yeah good idea, like the game.

If anyone is kind enough to lend me a 100k i will enter and go all in on the first round as thats how i roll!

I'm in for 30k. 

SD sees the sign mentioning the Texas Hold Em games, and remembers the payoff from the last time he was challenged...
"I am also in for 30k or 50K
tell me when and where"

100k is my lowest buy in. 30k isn't worth my time. Most games that run through Wickedly Malicious are for 100k - 150k buy ins. This way if you win you get 500-800k depending on the number of players. 30k is chump change.

He is correct, most people won't play for anything less than 100k. However, if you find enough people wanting to pay that buy in, by all means have a game! The buy in is up to you. If you ever want to get a game going just look for myself or Crazy_Innocence.

Speaking of poker, I was going to start a game at or around 20:00 mafia time. The buy in for this game is going to be 250k. If you are interested get ahold of myself or Innocence and let us know. We have enough room for 30 people..

Thank you

Mal

i like the idea of lower level games for newer players(poker or MR). a newer poker player mwill want to lose less and a newer MR player will have less to spend

pardon my OOCitis. that should be "newer mafiosos"

You could try to get a game started for less than 100k, but good luck trying to find players. 100k really isn't a lot of money to be honest. Doing a few drug runs will give you more than sufficient cash to gamble with. If you win, you walk away with 7 or 8 times what you bet.

Also, if anyone is looking to put together a game and see me walking about, go ahead and contact me. I will either politely accept or decline but I do play a lot of poker. Crazy_Innocence has me on a first name basis practically. No games less than 100k though. Go big or go home.

Standing up and streching her legs after a long hard fought game, Innocence announces the winner

Congratulations to Mal for walking away with the grand prize of $2,025,000! It was a nice turn out, nine people in all, and saddly one stumbling a little too late (sorry -A-). It was a great game with a lot of good players. Thank you everyone that participated. Hopefully we can get another one together soon.