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Our friend, kitteh, sees a man standing on the corner soliciting aid from the bodyguards that work around town. Ever the mind for a potential witty reply, our fuzzy protagonist once again senses that a bit of guile could be of use to the passers-by. Ahh, the subject of backup. This was a subject close to any cute kitten's heart. Of course, being born so adorable, so soft, so cuddly, few had any reason to ever attack a defenseless cat until it had grown its claws, and at that point there was very little which would threaten a well behaved kitty. Still, it was certainly a topic that our furball-coughing feline knew something about. With that in mind, it decided to chime in.
ohai der lucy, i haz a backups an i fownd it n teh woodz u shud try der
Yes, surely this information would prove most useful for Mr. Luciano in his quest for riches, power, and women. Well, that and talking to one of the well respected individuals around these parts. Mostly that last part. |
