My name is Kuku, and most of you will have heard the name before.  My bloodline is widely regarded as the first "celebrity" bloodline of this thing of ours.

To business.  Recently, whilst resident elsewhere in the world, I was approached by wealthy, prominent individuals with an axe to grind.  They wanted advice on creating a bit of havoc, and I was happy to help.  

The result?  So far, a lot of dead BGs and one crew taken out.

The BGs killed have thus far, as you will know, been semi-random.  Our assailants have been perfecting their art.  And, as you will also know, the have remained mostly Unknown Assailants. 

To those of you interested in the glamour of our course, consult the writings of our esteemed forefather

BigBoss had nothing to do with us.  He was taken out for nothing, some small fry hiding out around him.  You got the wrong guy, but it made us laugh.

Despite the upper echelons getting their knickers in a twist the fact remains that the powers-that-be are powerless to stop us.  

I suggest you think about this and contact me directly - jaw jaw is better than war war.

I would caution you that your combined wealth isn't of the same order as those that I represent, and that your unity will be sorely and severely tested.

REMEMBER THE WINTER OF DISCONTENT AND RECALL WHAT FOLLOWED.

I remain Kuku, commander of The Plumbers, PRO of Generation Terrorists, leader of the LVCF and former Godfather of Las Vegas.

On behalf of all of my comrades, I wish you a very pleasant day.

So devoid of fucks that you come out here to tell me that?  Interesting...

We've had egocentric "leaders" in the past.  And they were dealt with, weren't they?

So stop being a total fucking idiot and pay attention - YOU might not fear death, but that makes YOU a FUCKING BAD LEADER.

Why?

Because your loyal, hardworking members ARE.

You simply aren' worthy of debating with me, so FUCK OFF.

Idiot face.

I am ChristianGato, I am.  And you, you fucking idiot, just planted yourself right in the firing line.

Not you, of course, your low hanging fruit.

What a FUCKING IDIOT you are.

A total FUCKING IDIOT just sent me a telegram:

To: Kuku
From: ChristianGato
Sent: Oct 07, '16 17:24
Subject:

I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of a public display, attention is what you want, isn't it. My mistake.

Yes, killing the low hanging fruit is going to inconvenience me, but that is a small ambition for small minded people.

Cut off the head if you really want to make an impact, that's what Rob and I did, or you'll not be remembered for anything less significant than a smear on my boot.

If you want people to listen to what you say Kuku you need to show some more class rather than repeatedly referring to him as "A total FUCKING IDIOT" repeatedly. It doesn't matter how relevant what you saying is the way you deliver it is making it appear redundant making anything you say insignificant.

Like "Idiot face" really? I've never heard a fully grown man actually say that.

P.S I've never heard of any Kuku bloodline you make yourself sound so pretentious when you claim you "My bloodline is widely regarded as the first "celebrity" bloodline "

~David E Edwards.

Yeah, I've become aware since then that I'm apparently dealing with the village idiot.

Got a hit on me for my troubles which I can only assume he put since he put "You are and idiot" for the reason.

Holy Shit!

I havent seen kuku around in so long I actually forgot about him.

that being said, I was expecting another rambling about someones Bloodline that everyone knew or just plain didnt give a shit about, reading it only to find something to do...

how disappointing