Axel gave an air swing at Conn before realizing who it was. He then complied. Placing his arm around the friend of the infamous Richard Shot, who was rumoured to have quite an art collection, he staggered along and looked forward to a nice long nap.

Zootopia's ears were ringing. This could mean only one thing. She lets out a heavy sigh. Who and what now? A huge fan of lovely endearments, she knows exactly where to go to greet her fans. She takes flight wearing her little red button. First order of business is to pay respect to the late -Costigan-

One man in drag was attending the service. After listening to him growl I came to the conclusion that must be the big bad wolf. With a raised lip, I look into the eyes of this dick head and brush past him hoping to knock his ass down.  He ran with papers in hand.

 I kneel before -Costigan- I bow my head in a moment of silence. I placed my hand on his cold hand. Before standing my words echoed within the walls. 

"-Costigan- you are a brave man who died with dignity. We know the truth kills." 

Zootopia heads out to her next mission. She steps into shit. She never knew so much shit can come out the mouth.

Lets start with Franky. Franky, you might be a big fan of the pharmaceutical industry, rest assured I am not. However,  I do support cannabis. By the grace of God I am in no need for cannabis from the pharmaceutical industry.  Lets move on to your diagnosis of  crazy, lazy, or bad at what I do. You seem uncertain. Could this be because you do not know me from a can of paint? Or could it be you just like to talk out your ass? OR could it be you recognize truth in my thoughts which prompts you to talk out your ass. I will address your whacked thoughts. I am crazy. The kind of crazy one fears. I am a far cry from lazy. I am great at all I do and when mentored to something new I prevail.  

Mastermind, as soon as I spotted the word "troll" you were a complete bore. Do you make much money being a bore?

Slash, you suggest I grow up or get fucked. I was stunted at growth by the elate. You cannot fault me for this tragedy. As for getting fucked, that is a bit personal but I got to say it is part of my daily routine at least twice a day. 

Yes Zootopia, check your self into a psych ward please, for the benefit of all of humanity. No one likes you and you're a useless piece of slime that needs to be wiped up.

Now here we have a classic case of trolling: Thanks for the confirmation mastermind. Exactly why do you call yourself mastermind?

To: Zootopia
From: Mastermind
Sent: Jan 08, '17 04:40
Subject:

Did your parents beat you as a child - or what happened?

I'm not trolling.. I'm seriously wondering why you are such a little piece of shit?

"Your are correct Zootopia. Thankfully, I do not know you at all - however, the crazy rambling response you just gave is enough to solidify my thought that you need help - like seriously, you should probably go check yourself in at the asylum."

Franky shook his head slightly before taking another swig out of his flask

"I mean, come on, your seriously going to go with the tired old trope 'I'm the best and I would be at the top if it weren't for those damned elite's holding me down!' . . . news flash bud, the only thing holding you down is yourself. So grow the fuck up, do something with yourself and then come back and talk to us again when you've stepped into your big boy pants."

"You'd probably be doing yourself a favour if you actually admitted yourself to an institute. There are some who go that can't be helped, then again there are some that go and return a new person.

According to The Mental Defectives Act 1911, admitting yourself results in earlier treatment which would most definitely help your case. New treatments include injecting patients with large amounts of insulin and prefrontal leucotomy, which I understand is surgery of the brain.

It would be in your best interest and of those around you to do this as soon as possible, if you find you lack the courage or means to get there, I can personally have someone drive you to ensure you do the right thing."