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i can has cheezburger | Started by: lolcat on Apr 29, '10 16:54 |
Everywhere kitteh went, the backdrop was a constant refrain. Though the requests came in different words, it was always the same idea: Can I please have a cheeseburger? Although kitteh was hardly a businesscat, eventually even the furriest brained of kittens would realize that there was potential for profit. So with that in mind, kitteh set out on a quest to establish the first lolcat- and human-friendly cheeseburger eatery.
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Armorist walks into I Can Has Cheezburger and can practically feel the E-Coli contaminating his system. Still, such a feeling in the past had never deterred him from his ultimate goal, and he proceeds up to the register at ease. He flicks his eyes across the scant menu and quickly comes to a decision. Patting the lolcat at the till on the head, he wipes his hand on his trousers and smiles politely. |
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Reply by: Armorist at Apr 29, '10 17:46 | |
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Armorist sits in front of kitteh, slandering the restaurant's good name and implying that kitteh is going to mess with his food. That is simply not the case, and is something that must be corrected straight away. |
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Reply by: lolcat at Apr 29, '10 19:59 | |
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Scream couldn't remember the last time she ate. Her stomach was growling like a bear after a long winter. She hoped all this ruckus wouldn't scare the dear lolcat who she just had to stop into visit. He had sent word that he had opened a business over in Detroit and she just couldn't wait to try it out. |
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Reply by: ScreamingButterfly at Apr 29, '10 23:30 | |
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Hearing its newest customer's tummy rumbling as she walked in, lolcat's super sensitive feline ears perked up. Hungry customers were always the easiest to please; a hearty appetite is the best spice any chef can hope to have on his side. The best part about serving hungry guests was that sometimes they would even come back for more after you gave them their first round of cheeseburgers, and in any case they were always satisfied after their meal. As she approached the counter to order her food kitteh greeted her. |
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Reply by: lolcat at Apr 30, '10 02:28 | |
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Kilroy walks into the fine establishment known as I can haz cheezburger excited to try what he assumes will be the house specialty. As he walks in he sees Scream eating in a booth. |
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Reply by: Kilroy at Apr 30, '10 11:59 | |
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Armorist watches the kitteh slink away and quietly, covertly, sniffs his food. It SMELLS okay, but that could just be a ploy... he knows there is only one way to tell. He slowly bites into the cheezburger and savors the gooey cheese slightly dripping down his chin. Oooooooh. |
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Reply by: Armorist at May 01, '10 01:21 | |
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Kilroy, an old friend of kitteh, stood at the counter inquiring about the menu options at the restaurant. This confused our friend lolcat, as he thought he had crafted the most desirable menu possible. Who doesn't want a cheeseburger? Who needs anything but milk to drink? Surely not this cat. That Kilroy was asking about pancakes confused our feline friend even more. Pancakes are a wonderful method of mockery, and a tool of instruction for those who need to learn the ways of the world. Why would anyone willingly subject themselves to such a fiendish fate as having a pancake placed upon their head? The question itself practically deserved a pancake upon the head. Hopefully it would not come to that, as lolcat had no desire whatsoever to humiliate his good friend in its restaurant. |
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Reply by: lolcat at May 01, '10 04:54 | |
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Turning its attention to the window booth, kitteh notices the look of pure bliss upon Armorist's face. Apparently he had just bitten into his cheeseburger for the first time and was in awe of the skills the chef had displayed. In retrospect, it should hardly have been surprising. If you were a chef tasked with making the same meal over and over again all day every day, you would get pretty dang good at it too. But the spectacle of one more satisfied customer never ceased to bring joy to lolcat's heart. As he strolled over to Armorist he was glowing. |
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Reply by: lolcat at May 01, '10 22:55 | |
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Henry enters the establishment and looks around, once he has a waitress's attention he orders a Cheeseburger "and can i get fries with that too?" Henry sits and enjoys his furr free delight "Bro that was delisous if i do say so myself, thank you" Henry then heads back to his hotel... |
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Reply by: Henry_C_Vidi at May 02, '10 00:38 | |
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JesTer hobbles in, to have something for his empty stomach. |
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Reply by: The_JesTer78 at May 02, '10 05:15 | |
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Angelo slips past the door and finds a seat. A smile curled at the corners of his lips as he eyed the menu and his stomach growled at the thought of such delicious meals ready to be made and served! He'd only be able to spend another moment glancing at the menu before lifting his gaze to find this lolcat that people spoke of, the one who made quite the appearance in The Street.
I'll make a value meal! Two cookies and extra cheese, please! |
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Reply by: Angelo at May 02, '10 12:42 | |
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Just as Henry Vidi was walking out the door lolcat looks up and notices him. He had hardly spent more than a minute in the restaurant and was already leaving back to wherever it was he came from; he didn't even give kitteh a chance to serve him! It was most odd. But there were other customers here to serve, so our fuzzy friend didn't much mind the strange event. |
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Reply by: lolcat at May 02, '10 17:03 | |
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New Yorks fattest crew leader was hungry, and, obviously, he was in Detroit. Despite it being crewless, there was still buisness to conduct here and there. His first stop had been a disapointment. The burned down shell that was The Seven Deadly Sins didnt even have any straggling hookers standing around anymore. Detroit 1, Falcon 0. His next stop, a run down casino on the boarder, but that too, was burned to the ground. Someone really enjoyed burning down buildings Detroit. Hungry and annoyed, Falcon waved down a cab and demanded to be taking somewhere that could satisfiy hunger. The dimwitted cabbie proclaimed he had just the place, off they went, as quickly as a broken down cab could go with a massive fatass in teh back seat.
The cabbie gave him a toothless grin as Falcon paid the tab and turned to face this suggested place. i can has cheezburger what a funny name thought the fat man as he walked inside. Much to his suprise, the food smelled good. Well, he hoped it was the food. Taking a seat at the table nearest to the door, he thumbed the menu a time or two before ripping a loud fart.
Four Burgers, Two Fries, and a drink.
As he spoke to no one in particular, he noticed a cat staring at him |
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Reply by: Falcon at May 02, '10 18:22 | |
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Chade stumbles through the door and into a chair, while looking for his good friend Lolcat. Seeing him he waves and picks up a menu and quickly glances through it.
How are you? havent seen you in a while, nice looking place you have here. Hmm, the food smells good, can i please grab a cheeseburger and a beer.
Looking around at the other patrons, chade settles into his chair while he waits for his food. |
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Reply by: Chade at May 03, '10 07:15 | |
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After seeing lolcat toss a pancake on AddictedToDeath's head Serotonin got hungry. He thought about the fluffy pancake lolcat threw onto ATD's head and figured he would check out 'i can has cheezburger' while he was in Detroit. He had the driver park the car around the corner while he got out and headed up the block around the corner and into the restaurant. He walked in and waited in line a few minutes went by and Sero was at the counter ready to order. |
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Reply by: Serotonin at May 03, '10 16:04 | |
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Detroit's finest restauranteur ambled over to Falcon, who was sitting at a corner table near the door, away from the other customers. He was a large, commanding man who looked to have nothing but his next meal on his mind. As he ordered, kitteh tilted his head in confusion. |
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Reply by: lolcat at May 05, '10 21:07 | |
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He pounded his fist on the table, much like a spoiled child throwing a fit. Who the hell cooked burgers but didnt offer fries. This question confused Falcon, he didnt like being confused. Cursing to himself, he gave into the talking cat. Wait, what? A talking cat???/
Fine, give me some cookies, and two glasses of milk.
He looked confused as he spoke, a talking cat was blowing his mind at the moment. |
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Reply by: Falcon at May 06, '10 15:20 | |
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While taking a stroll down the Detroit business district, Lolita came across lolcat's eatery. Slighty confused, she decided to enter in hopes to find a treat to take back to Chicago for her cat Purrty. To her surprise, this turned out to be an actual cheeseburger joint and deciding she was hungry, she approached the counter to place an order
Say, those cheeseburgers are not made from Tuna, right? I'm not a big fan of that. Hmm, I think I'll play it safe and just have cookies and milk
She smiled nonchalantly trying not to look confused by the fact that she was being served by an actual cat. |
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Reply by: Lolita at May 07, '10 14:52 | |
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Chade takes his cheeseburger and looks at the glass of milk that lolcat was offering to him.
Its ok, i have my own flask, i was just going to save it for the plane. Milk isnt really the drink you want with a big juicy hamburger. Ill organise to get some sent over to you, i know this guy who knows a guy that got some beer that feel off theb akc of a truck.
Chade takes a big bite of his cheeseburger and chews slowly savouring the taste. He takes a swig of his flask while looking around at the other patrons.
Seems like this palce is keeping you busy, bet this place is a good way to wash your money, i may look at picking up a building of my own in Detroit and setting something small up. Might keep me occupied while im in town on my business trips.
Taking another bite, Chade leans back and gets comfy
This is one good cheeseburger. |
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Reply by: Chade at May 08, '10 01:15 | |
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