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| Ladies auction. | Started by: Olivero on Dec 18, '07 19:10 |
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Either wine you are dine you? You are whining all ready. After examiining the women's teeth, hand size and foot size, muscle tone etc..., _canine- gives them the job they are most suited for. Bella_Michelle - Cooking, you wil lbe responsible for breakfast lunch and dinner, Ham and eggs for breakfast. eggs over medium, lunch, shrimp in garlic sauce, supper steak and fries, medium rare. oh yeah peanut butter and jelly sanwhiches for the hired help. ElainaDeLuca - good mucle tone. Shoveling snow would suit you Emilee- nice hands. Dishes for you Melenie - Already told you laundry detail. Misty_Wyn - you were a difficult one, inteligent and fearless. You can clean the gutters on the house. going up two stories doesn't frighten you. NikkiPhoenix - Starching and ironing. Light spray on the boxers Penny_Lane - cleaning the house obviously. Witchyx - Nice size feet. you can walk the dog and don't forget the pooper scooper. |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 19, '07 11:25 | |
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Aye, I don't mind doing chores. The whites go in with the reds right? dinner cooked on 500 for 3 hours? The dishes are okay if I drop them on the floor a few times? The grocery shopping can be done at mall? I get to keep all the money I find while cleaning? where is that safe at again??? Sure, No Problem. Domestic Goddess Emilee here! |
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| Reply by: Emilee- at Dec 19, '07 11:27 | |
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Witchy attaches a collar and lead to Canine Ok then, come on ... WALKIES!!! Handing him back the pooper scooper, she laughs But you can pick your own poop up!! |
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| Reply by: Witchyx at Dec 19, '07 11:29 | |
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Ah witchyx copping an attitude all ready. forget walking the dog. You can clean the toilets. And I will up my bid to $1,500, 000 for the lot of them. |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 19, '07 11:33 | |
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| Melenie ignores canine completely and refuses to listen to him anymore | |
| Reply by: Melenie at Dec 19, '07 11:33 | |
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| Rogue bids 50k for the lot | |
| Reply by: Rogue at Dec 19, '07 11:39 | |
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| Psch Canine dont be greedy :p | |
| Reply by: Rogue at Dec 19, '07 11:41 | |
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| 50K? Seriously? Your lucky to get a hello from any of us for that. And canine love, good luck with getting any of us to be your little housewives. I got a better idea. How about all of us ladies sit back with a bottle of wine, and watch you clean. Now that would be a good date. | |
| Reply by: Penny_Lane at Dec 19, '07 11:42 | |
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| No, not seriously :P | |
| Reply by: Rogue at Dec 19, '07 11:53 | |
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OMG! This is worse than I thought. Life is more than wining and dining, candlelight dinners, romantic dates, and fine lingerie. Life is about hard work, making something of yourself. it is not fun and games. Bottom line. I want my house cleaned real damn bad. I can spend more if I have to. By the way Bella_Michelle, when you cook the food, please use the good china for mine. Put the PB and Js on paper plates for the hired help. Can't have Emilee breaking too much stuff. |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 19, '07 12:17 | |
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Elaina lifts her left eyebrow and stares at -canine- as he speaks. Those among her family who are familiar with that expression quiet down somewhat and back away slowly -canine-. you know, I am truly hoping you win me at this thing. I can promise you a "housecleaning" like you will NEVER forget! |
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| Reply by: ElainaDeLuca at Dec 19, '07 14:17 | |
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Smizz walks up to the auction block and points to two of the girls, Witchyx and ElainaDeLuca. "Hmmmmm. Who to buy? I can't decide which of you to buy. Perhaps you each could tell me about yourselves?" |
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| Reply by: smizz at Dec 19, '07 14:33 | |
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| smizz, you know me well enough that I don't need to do that! | |
| Reply by: ElainaDeLuca at Dec 19, '07 14:40 | |
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| "fine then I'll just buy Witchyx" | |
| Reply by: smizz at Dec 19, '07 14:41 | |
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laughs a bit watching the spectacle and shakes her head, crossing her arms over her chest. I am a Moretay's Maiden too but I think Rubik would murder me if I was auctioned, so I think I will just be a spectator... |
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| Reply by: Sienna at Dec 19, '07 15:07 | |
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hmmmm I like ladyfingers. |
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| Reply by: DennyCrane at Dec 19, '07 15:07 | |
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You know though Emilee, if you broke any of the dishes Elena may get pissed cause she'd be the one that would have to clean up the broken china. |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 19, '07 15:12 | |
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I have just been inforemd that Ive been too hard you you all. To show you i am a nice guy, I'll tell you what. I will take y'all to dinner after your chores are done. Burger King, provided you order for less than four dollars. That should get you a plain burger and a small coke. And if you all pool your left over money, y'all can share some french fries. |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 19, '07 15:23 | |
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You can sign me in. And girls can have fun with my LEGO skills aftwerwards. |
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| Reply by: BloodyFaster at Dec 19, '07 17:44 | |
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This just in: It seems like I started the auction too early; there have been some late entries. *Olivero makes a sweeping motion with his hand* I give you: MafiosaPrincipessa and Sienna *Waits for the rapturous applause* Thank you to everyone who has made a bid, but there still are some ladies (plus MP and Sienna now) who don't have a single bid on them! I don't think anyone wants any of these wonderful ladies to go home empty handed, so please keep those bids coming in! |
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| Reply by: Olivero at Dec 20, '07 03:01 | |
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