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| Ladies auction. | Started by: Olivero on Dec 18, '07 19:10 |
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You want your house cleaned too? Don't make me raise my ante. They will make excellent cleaners. And Misty it is time you faced you fears. Up on the roof you go It is the only way to conquer it. |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 23, '07 15:22 | |
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*Ava watches somewhat amused by -Canine-'s apparent house work fetish, perhaps he was born into the wrong body. She amused herself for a while longer before approaching him...* "Sir, do you realise that perhaps you could have had more for your money if you had indeed bidded at the male auction? Especially if all you wanted was a general dogs body for the day.." *She thinks about what she had said and all of a sudden if comes to her like the flicking of a light switch..* "Or could it be perhaps that you have a fetish for watching women as they clean? Do you have specially delegated little outfits for each of the women mentioned?" |
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| Reply by: Ava at Dec 23, '07 15:41 | |
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not a fetish at all. I will be at a bar getting drunk off my ass. Everyone in life has a station. Some jsut forget theirs |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 23, '07 16:57 | |
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*She thinks a little and wonders if it is worth his money in bidding at all* "Well if you won't benefit from the females within this community in that way" she smirks and continues, "then surely you should just contemplate hiring some of the older women to give your place a good spring clean?" |
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| Reply by: Ava at Dec 23, '07 17:19 | |
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| My bad I thought you all were old :) | |
| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 23, '07 17:26 | |
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*She shakes her head in disbelief, what a cheek* "What was that about forgetting your station? Might I suggest you actually bring your cleaning products around to my place and do a spring clean" *She laughs and wanders off, looking over her shoulder as she does.* "Oh and no watching my butt, boy!!" |
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| Reply by: Ava at Dec 23, '07 17:29 | |
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*I shake my head in disbelief, what a cheek* Did you have to get a frieght license to move that thing around? |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 23, '07 17:35 | |
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*She laughs turning again to face the young pup* "Please note the lisence plates and the lights, I think you will find thats all thats required for the time being.... NOW get your arse around to my place and do the cleaning..." *She waddles off smiling to herself* |
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| Reply by: Ava at Dec 23, '07 17:37 | |
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Ava said "Please note the lisence plates and the lights, I think you will find thats all thats required for the time being...." Don't forget the "WIDE LOAD" sign. |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 23, '07 17:45 | |
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*Ava smiles and shakes her head at the poor deluded man...man?* "Oh dear, now come on you like a wide load don't deny it. I only wish I could provide what you liked...perhaps thats why you don't wish to benefit from these lovely ladies they are not big enough for your tastes" *coughs and mutters something along the lines of feeder and wanders off* |
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| Reply by: Ava at Dec 23, '07 17:56 | |
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Ava said "I only wish I could provide what you liked..." You can. My toilet upstairs is stopped up. *hands you a coat hanger and a plunger* Go unstop it. |
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| Reply by: -canine- at Dec 23, '07 18:08 | |
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"oh what a dear sweet puppy you are, a little slow but sweet none the less" *She smiles* "You know the way, bring some rubber gloves you might well need them for my toilets" *Smirks, turns, walks off* |
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| Reply by: Ava at Dec 23, '07 18:17 | |
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This is the day you've all been waiting for: the 23rd and so the end of the auction! I am somewhat disappointed in that some of the ladies will go home empty-handed, but I suggest that it is not because those ladies are lacking, but because the vast majority of men here are of questionable honour! Some men (and women) have honourably bid for the lady of their choice, however, and so here are the results (in monetary order): Comedy_of_errors 1,000,000 Agent_Arse Penny_Lane 1,000,000 Agent_Arse Sienna 1,000,000 Agent_Arse ElainaDeLuca 300,000 Smizz NikkiPhoenix 250,000 Corrado-Enrico Melenie 100,000 Emilee- Bella_Michelle 75,000 Emilee- MafiosaPrincipessa 5,000 Tops So, all that remains is for the honourable parties to deposit their respective bids into my account, and I will give the lady her share and let her know that you are indeed honourable and that the date is to be arranged! Thank you to everyone who took part, and I am extremely sorry to the lovely ladies who did not get a date: next time maybe some of the men who didn't bid will be more generous! |
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| Reply by: Olivero at Dec 23, '07 18:49 | |
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| I look forward to my date with the enchanting ElainaDeLuca. The money will be arriving shortly in your account. | |
| Reply by: smizz at Dec 23, '07 21:48 | |
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| Agent_Arse looks like you got want you wanted alrighty... | |
| Reply by: comedy-of-errors at Dec 23, '07 22:41 | |
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*slicks down his hair and fixes himself up nice* Yeah got me a date with the best lookin of the women |
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| Reply by: Tops at Dec 23, '07 23:34 | |
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| Dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Is this the mafia or is this some sort of high school raffle? Can we PLEASE get back to all things mafioso???? PLEASE. | |
| Reply by: killah at Dec 24, '07 01:27 | |
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Can i bid for Killah? He sounds like my kind of bitch! |
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| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Dec 24, '07 02:30 | |
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